The Pig King of Equestria

by SecretPerson

Prologue: Absolute safety.

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Living, forever.

Porky, with eternal life, had experienced it all. He experienced all the world had to offer, with all of it's time periods. He even got to see the world fall into apocalypse, all except the nowhere islands.

What did Porky do with this? He let his anger and evil out. He tried to destroy everything, so he would see the world through to it's end. He would never die, but he died long ago, as his heart no longer beats.

After the pests had stormed HIS empire, and somehow managed to get their way up to HIS 100th floor, break into HIS room, and defeat HIS robotic clones, Porky challenged them to beat him at the end of the game. The game was tied, 3-3. Porky's minion, his robot whom acts on his will, and his will alone, was sent to the seventh needle, to win the game.

With this, Porky fought the pests who had tried to stop him since his arrival at the nowhere islands. He then found, they would not stop, they would not give up. Eventually, his machine was critically damaged and collapsed, and Porky could only think of a quick solution. He quickly got into the Absolutely Safe Capsule, and sealed it. From then on, Porky could only see a little bit through the window.

While in there, Porky had no more connection to the outside world, and was thrust into a minor microcosm. He could not nor ever would know if his minion pulled the Final needle. And he quickly found, there was no leaving the absolute safety He chose to enter.

Sitting in the soundless capsule, Porky attempted many times to force it open. He even had his machine fire one of it's last remaining rockets, and nothing happened but a flash and smoke.

While he waited, Porky saw the world come into a cataclysm. The entire Island sunk into chaos, fire rained from the skies, and Porky smiled. As he watched, everything seamed to be coming to a boiling point, he began feeling more and more fear as the world got ready to come to an end. And, with a flash, everything fell into darkness.

Sitting there, Porky thought everything was gone. He saw no Dragon, saw no life, he saw pitch blackness. He came to the conclusion, that world came to a conclusion.

As he expected, all civilizations eventually meat their maker, due to an error in their ways. This one that had attempted to seclude itself from the collapsing macrocosm, was doomed from the start. They attempted to rebuild society in a smaller way, and thought they could just rewrite some history, and live "peacefully".

Porky recalled not letting this attempt to ignore him go by, and turned it into HIS empire, HIS toy box of animals and people. He recalled taking his toys apart and sticking them back together, in two instances. He had done so as a child, made Dinosaurs with monkey arms, Hippo's with rockets, and Cows with snake heads and tails. Porky recalled bringing them to show and tell, and having the other kids be disgusted and confused as to why he would ruin seemingly  "perfect" toys. Like before, this happened with two instances.

Recalling back to childhood, he could do nothing about how the other children felt about his "Chimera's". Only one would even show interest in learning why he did so, and that one ended up ignoring him after Porky had betrayed him.

But this most recent time was different. The pests who looked with disgust upon HIS creations, HIS Chimera's, were crushable. He had the ability to end them, and did so. Of course Porky could not have the liberty to see their frightened looks as the world fell, but seeing his own in the reflection of the window was enough to give him a perspective on how they felt.

These thoughts went through Porky's mind as he sat, and waited. His senses had been mostly dampened for a LONG time now, so he did not care he could not eat. He knew he would live in the capsule, likely forever. However, Porky simply decided this was what death was like. He decided that death was like his experiences since betraying the only one who bothered to not ignore Porky on his own. So, boredom stuck around, but Porky had time to think.

Before the safety, Porky was almost crushed by bordom, as he rarely reflected on his vast knowledge he had gathered through his travels in time. Porky now no longer had to worry about others ignoring him outside the capsule, they were gone. There was no one left to hate him, nor ignore him.

Porky sat and reflected, and reflected, and reflected. He reflected on not his own life, but HUMANITY as a whole. With his time travel to build his army, Porky saw all that was humanity, saw all the civilizations eventually come to an end, and retained it, his memory did not age like a normal person's, as did his body.

Porky reflected on most of this knowledge, with hate, which was the only way it would allow him to feel content with the boredom, and content with humanity no longer being able to repeat it's same mistakes again. If he was not Porky, he would be crushed under the weight of boredom. But his hate of those arrogant "people", allowed him to have a false feeling of peace, and to not care whether or not he could ever leave the absolute safety.

After many decades, Porky had a routine, sleep, be forced to be awake, and think about how bad humanity was, sleep.

Porky never felt different every day, and never really left this routine.

But one day, he opened his eyes for the first time in awhile to gaze at the nothingness, and to his surprise, he saw a light. this light was ever so dim, and ever so insignificant, yet Porky temporarly left his normal mind state, and felt a tiny bit of hope enter his heart.

With this, Porky started feeling bad, and remembered he gave up on things such as love and hope, as they only come around to disappointment and pain. With this, Porky ignored the light for many moons.

Even though he decided to shove it away, the feeling of slight hope made him open his eyes every so often, to see the light closer.

This hope was thinking, Maybe it's a star, maybe I don't have to live any longer if my capsule hits it. Maybe, just maybe, a world still exists.

Coming with these thoughts slowly boiling from his normal routine, Porky started feeling, that maybe those who hate and ignore him, still exist, maybe ones like humans are still around. This thought, after months, made Porky start thinking, maybe he was destined to end more civilizations, so their pitiful repetitive circle would end.

After time, Porky remembered Even if I am not normal to my old world, I came from it. That must mean, more like me come from any civilization, destined to end them.

Excitement started filling Porky, perhaps, if he got close enough, he could see this world be destroyed to, and see any others who might be just like him, end up with a different outcome than his own. Just like doing a test multiple times, many worlds, many civilizations, would come with similar outcomes, but not always exactly the same reactions. Now, maybe, he would have something to do, the only problem, is if he aroused himself, he would find himself being more vulnerable to boredom.

Porky debated in his head whether or not to come out of his mostly dormant state, and after months of thinking, he looked, and saw he was closer still to the light, which now was almost no doubt a star.

Porky then came to the task, of standing up. His body had hardly moved in decades, and was very limp. it took about a week of practicing movement, and tons of frustration, to stand up, and get out of the machine he had lied in for so long.

Porky looked up close to the window, and saw his reflection. He was still resembling of Porky, but very grey, and actually kind of repulsive to look at. He turned away, and started pacing around the capsule slowly.

With investigation of the capsule again, Porky was reminded of similarities to design's of Starmen's devises, and how the one who introduced him to eternal life used similar technology to send his minions anywhere he wanted or needed. But it was not exactly the same, as Dr. Andonuts and the Mr. Saturns had reworked it to a new purpose, Absolute Safety.

The reminder of Dr. Andonuts filled Porky with hate once again of his old world, his old toy box. At least they are gone, and I can watch as other like them die and vanish. Heh! This capsule he tricked me into entering could be my theatre for watching worlds fall! Even if I am forced to so much boredom before hand.

Porky fiddled around with the few loose items inside the capsule, and simply sat around and waited. He decided, he better appear "nice" for wherever he was heading, and took upon the taks of variously pacing around the capsule before lying back down.

Boredom started striking Porky harder and harder as he got closer to the light. He began thinking of his life, before Giygas. If only He had been my friend, maybe I would not have joined to end the world. But, Giygas WAS right, the universe should not persist, and my friend was only like that out of pity! If it wasn't for me, he would not have got to have his adventure! If it was not for ME, His life would have been way more boring than this! If it wasn't FOR ME, that world, would still be in a repetitive apocalypse, and that microcosm would be slowly and surely dying from failure that was sure to persist if I had not put it out of it's misery!

After allot more time, a speck was visible out of the window, each time Porky awoke, it was slightly closer. He knew, it must be a planet, orbiting the star, just like his old world. Porky had two options. Either have the fun of playing with them till he decided they were boring and like his old toys, or watch and learn more about how a world slowly Collapses. The only problem, is to have the first option, he would need a way out.

As the speck got ever closer with long periods of time, Porky tried slow ways of figuring out how the capsule works. He investigated it, and used his knowledge of things such as the phase distorter and Giygas's technology. With his mind's unusual capability to hold so much, Porky could easily abuse that to destroy any civilization, IF he could find a way out.

Eventually, Porky gave up for awhile, and took a long time to just lie down again. Before he closed his eyes, he saw he had ever so slightly more color in him through the mirror. Hah! The more human-like activity I do, the more I loose the look of age. hehehe, the effects of this time travel are mysterious, and possibly deadly, to those whom will hate and ignore me! Hahaha!

After multiple months, being as Porky did not bother to count days, the planet was very visible. Porky had gotten up once again, and was preparing to look his best for this new world, seeing it was likely his capsule would collide into it. Porky tried his best to keep his hopes of fun he could have to a minimum. As it was impractical he would escape, and impractical he could do anything if he did escape, and there was likely nothing of life there.. But, he still ended up creating a idea. With my eternal life, I could easily gain power in their society over time, until I am made their deity, and then I can have so much fun!

The obnoxious child in Porky brought him to imagine all sorts of things he could do, and he grew more anticipation than practicality like how he would escape the capsule.

Finally, one day, he was ever so close. Porky watched with anticipation as the capsule started to enter the atmosphere. He watched, and noted that it would be hopeful for him to not land in the ocean, but he looked mostly home free from that. He could start to see colors, for the first time in decades, that were similar to his world. Quickly, a red fire came around the capsule, and nearly blinded him as it flew into the atmosphere to the world. Porky opened his eyes multiple times to see what was happening, and felt slight vibrations on the capsule as it survived the heat. The temperature rised about a degree, and started to lower as the fire disappeared.

Then, he saw the world he was landing in for a few seconds. Porky could swear a saw a castle, and maybe towns, before it all dissapeared behing a plume of mud and dirt, and the window became blinded.

Porky came into a fit, now he would not be able to watch things happen around him. He nearly had a tantrum, until he got tired and just fell asleep again.

---------------------------------------One, Year, Later.--------------------------------------

_______________________Authors Note_________________________

I have a crossover between Mother/Earthbound for y'all! The story will be allot through Porky's perspectives, but not all the time. And yes, I actually currently plan on him, and only him being in Equestria.

This is my second attempt at a more serious fiction, and I would like Constructive criticism and advice on the scenes. I will involve the mane six, and have all sorts of "A human is in Equestria, so original!!!" elements.

Though allot will be through Porky's perspective, I will include perspective of all the main characters, as this story is planned to run allot longer than my others. Allot of the drama will be in Porky's mind and what things Porky brings up about the Equestrian civilization and how it is like Humans.

So please comment on your thoughts, and have a good day!

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