The Pig King of Equestria

Porky lied in the room he was left in, those "ponies" seamed to be investigating something. Even though they were gone, Porky could not help but be annoyed by the fact that he would still be there when one of them returned.

With some thought about what he was told, Porky decided he ought to investigate this "Equestria". He knew that even if they acted like it is all perfect, it is likely going to fall apart sometime soon.

With this, Porky took to the condescending task of getting out of the bed, and standing up. He slowly got his arm muscles to start responding, then threw that blanket off himself. It took about 5 minutes to get his leg to respond enough to even consider getting out of the bed. He then pushed himself forward, and touched his feet to the ground. With the lack of feeling in his body, it would be hard to get used to walking again, so Porky grabbed a large stick nearby the bed, and propped himself onto it.

Then, Porky took the leap of faith, and stood up, only before falling flat on his face seconds after.

Even without feeling, it was frustrating, as he would have to move himself back upright again. With time, he got mostly stood up.

Alright, they left me without any sort of transport, not even a wheelchair, morons. I think I can get to the window, then, I will think of my next plan there.

The fact that porky was a time traveler, and king of the world once, tore at him a bit. Yet, even though he had to go so slowly for everything, he knew with eternal life, he would eventually have this world in his grasp.

Porky eventually got to the window, and leaned against the wall next to it.

With a look out the window, he saw that the landscape seamed pretty lively, with trees all around. There was also a town not too far from this building, of which reminded him a bit of that Tasmily Village.

He then looked downward and saw the Purple and Yellow one talking to some pink, Cotton Candy-like freak.

Pinkie Gasped at what she had just heard, "You have discovered a new animal?!"

Twilight replied "yes, sort of, it can talk too."

Fluttershy added "And it seams kind of sick, and upset."

Pinkie hopped with joy, "I should throw a welcome to existence party for it! Oh we can have so much fun with it, what are you going to call it?!"

Twilight interrupted the frantic chatter Pinkie Pie was producing, "Pinkie! Calm down, we just need to to keep an eye on it, nothing more."

Pinkie knodded, and said "So the party and cake will be later?"

"I'm afraid so, or at least until we can figure out more about it. Oh, and it calls itself Porky." replied Twilight.

Pinkie gasped, "That name is so cute!"

Twilight looked back to the cottage, and back to Pinkie, "Well, I guess we should be going, I want to figure out were it came from, you know, for safety reasons."

Pinkie then saluted, and said "You can count on me!" as she then pulled a cake from behind her back, that read [Welcome to Equestria!].

With that, Twilight turned to Fluttershy, "Let's get going, it is getting a bit late."

Fluttershy, whom was looking a bit worried, replied "Okay, but, what are we going to do with it, I mean, Porky. I would like to help him, but, he seams sick beyond salvation..."

Twilight Responded "I am sure you can pull anything off, if you put your heart to it, now let's get going."

Fluttershy smiled a bit, and replied "Alright, just down this way."

Porky saw the two "ponies" head off to the forest, and heck, by the looks of it, maybe they would not be coming back.

Suddenly, the door downstiars opened, and Porky looked in that direction with disgust, Great, I wonder how ignorant this one is.

Without Warning Pinkie Pie jumped into the room he was in, and blew a streamer, causing Porky to fly backwards. She then pulled out the Cake, and said "Welcome to Equestria! I am Pinkie Pie, What is your name?"

Porky, struggled to get up, and responded "I am what you might consider the Lord of the Flies!"

Pinkie turned her head sideways a bit, "I thought your name was Porky silly!"

Porky coughed, and replied "Then why did you persist to ask my name?! *Cough* moron!"

Pinkie set the cake down, "I thought I would make a proper greeting to my new friend!"

That last word, Friend, hit Porky like a rock, he knew it meant this one was already planning on making his life a living hell.

"Thanks, But in reality, Your just a pest to me!" Said Porky, as he gasped for some more breath, and continued "To bad your not talking to my other self, but all 11 of them were smashed by some other pests."

Pinkie was confused, and replied "Well, Your eyes must be awry, because I am a Pinkie, not a bug!" as she then laughed a bit.

Porky frowned as much as he could, and looked at the cake sitting infront of him. It was another reminder of life before that capsule trapped him away.

"You know, I will be in charge around here sooner or later, and I hope that your still alive by then so I can be sure you have a fitting end!" Said Porky with a little grin.

Pinkie laughed more, and responded "That won't be for awhile. Anyways, I can show you around Ponyville if you want, or just tell you about it, as everypony here is my friend!"

Porky gagged at that last word she said, and asked "So you go on and try to make everyone's life Miserable!? Hahaha! Perhaps you may get close to me on the scale of past successes!"

Pinkie Frowned at that, and quickly replied "I don't try to make everypony miserable! I make them happy! Why else would my special talent be Parties?"

Porky laughed, "Special talent?! Parties!? Hahaha!*cough**cough*, You don't have any other special talent than making my life miserable, and likely, everyone else's."

Pinkie cocked her head sideways "What do you mean?"

Porky decided, if this one actually does know everyone, then perhaps messing her up would help him reach his goal faster.

"Your trying to make everyone happy, aren't you?"

"Yes..." responded Pinkie.

"Don't you know in the long term, that WILL just hurt them all?! What do you think will happend when you inevitably die?! Or when you completely loose your mind!?" Said Porky.

Pinkie looked to the side, and replied "I-I don't know..."

Porky laughed, then coughed "Either they all only ACT like they are your friend, or your holding them all in fear! Those are the only ways I got people to work for me!"

Pinkie frowned, and replied "Your being a party pooper."

Porky quickly cut her off "And you are trying to get out of this conversation because you know what I am saying is true!"

Pinkie Pie then replied "My friends are all honest with me, and I know I am not holding them close with fear! I think your just trying to mess with me because your not feeling well. So thanks to your bad attitude, the party will have to wait, I will just wait downstairs."

And with that, Pinkie went downstairs, but left the cake with Porky.

hah! That one won't last long!

Fluttershy And Twilight had just gotten to the area where Porky was found.

"T-this is it, let's just hurry up so we aren't in the forest when it get's dark." Said Fluttershy as she looked around wearily.

Twilight replied "This should not take long."

Twilight walked up to the edge of the overgrown crater, and looked at the spherical object. what looked like a door for the front of it was siting a few feet away, and a bad smell was lingering in the air.

"Yuck!" said Twilight as she covered her nose and got closer for inspection.

Twilight light up her horn like a lamp, and looked inside while covering her nose. With inspection, she saw a strange machine inside there, which looked kind of like a bed, but, metal, and it had legs. The machine also looked beat up, as there were many dents in it, and charred looking spots, along with melted wire here and there.

Twilight looked back to Fluttershy, whom was also noticing the smell, and said "I think I can use a fresh air spell."

With a flash of light, and magic aura flashing around, the smell was for the most part gone.

Fluttershy smiled and said "That is better."

Twilight responded, "Yep, anyway, I think I can get this thing beck to my house for further examination, it is not really safe here."

With that, she attempted to lift it out of the ground with her magic. The capsule shook, and then lifted out slowly. Once it was out of the crater, it was easier to carry back to town.

Once at her house, Twilight set it in the small yard, as it Would not fit downstairs.

"Um, Twilight." said Fluttershy.

"What?" asked Twilight

"Well, Maybe it would be best for everypony, if you found somewere not so public to put it, it is kind of, ugly." replied Fluttershy.

Suddenly, Spike came outside "Twilight! Were have you been? WOA! What is that big ugly, ugh, and stinky thing?"

Twilight sighed, "I think I can find somewhere in my lab for It, I just need to move some things and teleport it in."

Fluttershy replied "Okay, I think I better get back to my house and check on Pinkie and Porky, besides, i don't know if he is potty trained!"

"Alright, I have got this taken care of." said Twilight, as Fluttershy headed off to her own house.

Once Fluttershy got back, she was greeted by Pinkie in her living area. All the animals looked taken care of and fed, while Pinkie seamed a bit, down.

"Oh hey Fluttershy!" said Pinkie, "I took care of all of your animals, and Porky is still upstairs, I don't know what he is doing though."

Fluttershy looked around, "Thanks Pinkie, I think I can handle things from here."

Pinkie walked toward the door, turned back, and said "So, tell me when Porky is not being a party pooper so we can have a bash!"

Fluttershy replied "Uh, okay, I guess."

With that Pinkie left, and Fluttershy was left in the serenity of her home. A few thoughts went through her head about the events of the day, mostly about this Porky being that she had found. Were was it from? Why is it so miserable? should she have even bothered with it?

After a few minutes, Fluttershy checked up on all of her animals, and decided to check on Porky.

With a look into the room, she saw porky once again being in the bed.

"Uh, are you, good for the night?" she asked.

Porky only replied "Sure."

Fluttershy, satisfied with that, went downstair to sleep on her couch.