The Pig King of Equestria

Porky thought he had just gone crazy. All it took, was that stupid song Ness's Robot secreted when it lied, brutaly destroyed? That incredibly, stupid melody, about the bane of the human civlization!? THAT Melody?! How could a song, non-the-less THAT freaking song, cause this capsule to open? And an even better question, HOW DID THAT STUPID SONG, Find a way, to come from my lips?! I hate it, Yet, something made me spew it out!

Porky, being in the capsule for so long, and having a VERY old body, was not conscious very long after it's opening. In fact, Porky thought it was a dream, and actually refused to believe that such an event did happen. But, he did feel some sort of, feeling he never felt. Hah, that magypsy said such a feeling was "kindness". Bah! It can't be that!

After awhile, Porky started coming too, but dreaded the idea of opening his eyes, either if he was in the safety of that capsule, or if he was out. Being, as either way would be horrible, as if this civilization has kindness, then no doubt they are fools just like his.

With the opening of his eyes, he saw light, of which, made him close them immediately. He groaned, and thought The capsule must have some spot lights on or something to torture me, what a pity I have eyelids.

Then, surprisingly, he started to notice the sound of, footsteps, something like that, he was OLD, but he thought footsteps sounded less, trotty.

With time, he also noticed voices, and then, a sound, a door! that's it, opening, and shutting. A slight feeling of nostalgia hit Porky, although, he did not like it. Wait, when did I even have a blanket in the first place? he thought.

Suddenly, he heard the footsteps, well, they are starting to sound different the more he remembers of footsteps beforehand, but nonetheless, they were coming toward him.

Porky groaned, and tried to ball up and act dead, then maybe he would not have to deal with explaining his existence. But, with some thought, maybe practicing comunication would not be that bad.

Then, a door, much louder, and closer, opened.

A being of sorts, came right up to him, and Porky cringed at the though of what could be watching over him like that. Then, came a voice.

"Oh, don't worry, I know you must be very sick, but my friend is coming over to help nurse you back to health." it said.

WHAT DID IT SAY!? I don't need "nursed" back to health! I am the Pig King! I can deal with such thing on my own! Thought Porky.

"I wonder if it needs more blankets..." started the voice again.

That incompetent idiot! I cannot feel hardly a thing! Why is it not throwing me out yet! Am I not convincing enough to look dead, if not dying?!

"I know you must be really sick to hardly move, and your really cold, but whatever you are, I won''t give up until your ready to go out on your own."

That's it! This thing is trying to act like it cares for me out of fear! I can tell! It knows I am awake, and is trying to give me reasons to spare it's life! Well, I am a nice guy, so I won't make it unfair for the others, same treatment for the lot of them, guessing they are as idiotic as this one! Thought Porky.

Wow, I am sure that is what Fluttershy is thinking... moron...

Porky could not take much more, he had to face the truth this thing would not leave him be, so, he decided to open his eyes, turn toward it, and make sure it knows he means business.

Porky looked up to Fluttershy, whom gasped in a bit of joy, before he said "You, are, such, an, almighty, IDIOT!" He said, before nearly coughing up his lungs. Oh yeah, that is why I quit talking to my reflection in the capsule.

Fluttershy backed up a bit, and had a very confused look on her face. "Y-You can talk?! are you a pony!? what happened to you!?" She stuttered and asked.

Porky groaned again and replied "I can talk, *Cough*, and I likely have WAY better things to say than you could muster up! *Cough, gasp, cough.*, No, I am not, a, whatever! *Cough, Cough*, and I was given Omni-Potence by an Almighty Idiot!"

Fluttershy looked at the coughing creature whom could talk, well, sort of. She then thought it must be having brain damage from some tragic accident.

"Oh, oh, I am so sorry if I did something to upset you, I have been trying my best..." Started Fluttershy before being cut off.

"Oh, Your no different then the ones who pretended to like me. Even if you look different, you still try to plea to fate, when fate has already decided upon your extinction." Said Porky, before giving in to another coughing fit.

Fluttershy stood there, and felt bad. One for upsetting the poor thing in it's state of misery, and two for it's trouble breathing.

"Well, I am sorry, I don't know what happened to you, but, should I get you some herbs for that coughing, that is, if you want me to." said Fluttershy, worried the being would go on another rant.

Porky, thought for a second, "Why don't you try to redeem your pitiful race!" He said, as he leaned back down. The yellow, thing nodded, and went off to find that whatever for him. He began to think, he had seen that sort of design of a creature before. Yes, it did slightly resemble a horse, with wings, is it one of my chimeras? No, wait, "people" came up with that, didn't they? How original can this race be...

he then saw, a bunny, standing in the doorway, staring, or more, glaring at him. Hmm, that thing seams upset by my very existence, I will smother it when I get the chance. Perhaps that yellow, winged horse, pounded this attention onto it before.

Fluttershy re-entered the room, with a cup of sorts. She placed it down next to the coughing jerk.

"I am so sorry I upset you earlier, I know you must be in a lot of pain." she said, seamingly getting over earlier already.

Porky then replied, "What is your gender, and is there more numbskulls like you around here? I would like to know, so I can tell whether or not I need to be getting to action."

Fluttershy was confused, no one never needed to ask of her gender before, nor asked her if there were more like her. Did the creature mean Timid, and kind like her, or was he referring to the species.

Fluttershy then started a reply "U-Um, I'm a girl, and, there are some others not so social like me, and there are plenty of other ponies across Equestria."

Porky sneered, Equestria, what kind of a name was that? And how is it this "pony", as to it refers to itself, is so stupid it cannot get what he is asking right away. Was I not clear enough?! it seamed my robot NEVER needed clarification. And this "pony" used the phrase "across Equestria", this must mean there is a macrocosm of sorts.

"You are a true idiot, and I am willing to assume the rest of you are to, but can you please try to understand this. How does your society run, you know, Anarchy? failed democracy? idiot Monarch?" Said Porky.

Fluttershy thought, she was so embarrassed, she had hardly heard those terms often. But, she still came out with an answer "Well, we have a Princess, two actually, and they have ruled for about 1000 years now..."

Porky quickly replied "A thousand years? A society of you is capable of surviving a thousand years!?!? I refuse to believe it! Just show me what it is outside, your likely in total anarchy! Cataclysm by now!"

Fluttershy just stood there, and looked down, she did not mean to give a wrong answer. Then, someone knocked on the door, and a feeling of relief came through her.

"Oh, I better get that, it's probably my friend, wait here!" She said before trotting away quickly.

Porky sat there, in a bit of a rage, he could not grasp the idea of a nation lasting over 1000 years, which must mean it had to be on the ledge of collapsing. Although, you would find it odd that the idea of a princess living for 1000 years never came across to him as odd, at least not know.

Fluttershy Opened the door, and greeted Twilight.

"Oh thank goodness you are here!" she said with a sigh of relieve.

Twilight responded "You don't usually need help with animals, what's up?"

Fluttershy sighed, "Well, there is something you should know, this one can talk."

Twilight gave a bewildered look to Fluttershy, "What is it?! Are you sure it spoke?!"

Fluttershy replied "Yes, It did speak, but it sounds very sick, and it asks a lot of questions."

Twilight then asked "Were is it?"

Fluttershy Responded, "I have it upstairs, please be carful not to upset it."

The two Ponies trotted to the room upstairs, Fluttershy seamed not too thrilled to come back to it. Porky observed the two, and said, "Hmm, Purple, a color made when idiots mix various colors while finger painting." he said, before coughing again.

Twilight, took slight offense, but shook it off, and said "So, I am Twilight Sparkle, this is Fluttershy if she forgot to say her name..."

Fluttershy gasped, she had forgot to introduce herself, that must be why the poor thing was upset.

Twilight continued "I was wondering if you could tell us were your from, and what happened to you."

Porky turned a bit, and replied "I am from a race, almost as stupid as yours, in fact, even more stupid! And what happened to me? I became a deity, and I was given eternal life by an Almighty idiot, whom is now destroyed."

Twilight did not readily understand the creatures answer, and could only think of another question, "Do you have a, name?"

Porky, looked at her, and laughed, before coughing, and replied "I am King Porky Minch! The Pig King, and Traveler of time!"

Twilight looked at Porky confused, and suspiciously. She then said "Well, thanks for your time, are you okay for awhile?"

Porky replied quickly, "Yea, sure, I have just been in solitude for decades, I am fine with laying down for few more minutes!" as he started coughing and gasping again.

Twilight and Fluttershy left the room, and Twilight asked "Were did you find him again?"

Fluttershy replied, "In the Everfree, he was in this, strange, metal ball, and it was really overgrown."

Twilight then asked "I would like to go check it out, if you can take me there."

Fluttershy replied "But what about it, I mean, Porky, we can't leave him alone."

Twilight quickly responded "I think Pinkie would not mind watching over him, now let's get ready to go before it get's dark."

Fluttershy nodded, and they got ready to head out.

Okay, here is chapter 2, sorry it is not that long. I did proofread it once, and will do so again tomorrow. Hope it was enjoyable, and next chapter should be longer and more entertaining.