Adventure Bros

The bros warped and twisted in the portal as they traveled through time and space, chasing after Benji. The warping didn’t hurt much, as it only lasted for a couple of seconds before the bros were thrown to the ground. They all stood up, dazed and confused. Mark turned to Zach and didn’t see him. Instead he saw a buff bearded viking standing where Zach should have been.

“What the? Who’s this guy?” TJ said, looking at the nearly seven foot tall viking. Marc looked at the other three and began to laugh.

“What’s so funny?” Ian said, also looking around to the others. The tall viking let out a thunderous laugh.

“You’re all different!” he bellowed. TJ, Marc and Ian all looked down at their bodies. TJ was now a kangaroo in his traditional black hoodie. Mark had been turned into a panda, still wearing his white overshirt and bag. Ian was now a TV set, complete with analog antenna set.

“Where are we?” TJ questioned, looking around the empty field they were standing in. Not only did they look physically different, they all sounded different as well. TJ’s voice was slightly pitched upwards, Ian’s had a static behind his and Marc’s was deeper and slower paced than normal. Zach’s was now very deep with a norse accent, fitting for a viking.

“I don’t know,” Ian said, also looking around.

“This place looks familiar, doesn’t it?” Marc asked, walking around, looking at some of the trees.

“Yeah,” Zach said, stroking his full beard with his huge hands, Then a loud crash came from across the field, followed up with a few yells and screams. All the bros ran towards the sound, TJ falling behind because he’d never been a kangaroo before, so he wasn’t used to hopping around. They arrived at a pile of splintered wood and shingles, then looked up to the remains of a house.

“WHAT THE HECK?!” a loud familiar voice. Then TJ recognized the house, the garage and the park they were standing in. Oolatoocs flew out of the remains of the house, breaking a few more things before flying off into the sky.

“There ‘e goes!” Zach shouted, pointing a thick finger into the air. TJ looked around for more confirmation, then spoke up.

“Guys, we’re in Regular Show!” he said, Everyone stared at him and Marc started to laugh again.

“Dude, don’t be crazy, that’s just a TV show,”

“Well, why are we different? I’m pretty sure I wasn’t a kangaroo today!” TJ replied in an annoyed tone of voice. Then an even more frustrated yell came from the wreckage of the house. Benson walked outside and looked up to see the damage and yelled again.

“See? There’s Benson!” TJ said. Marc looked around him and he was shocked.

“If Benson’s here, Mordecai, Rigby and Skips must be here too,” Ian stated, looking around for the other characters. Benson finally heard them and turned around.

“Who the heck are you guys? Did you have something to do with this?! AUGH!!” he was turning red from frustration, something that commonly happened on the show. Mordecai and Rigby showed up, speeding down the trail in the cart and skidding to a halt. They both ran out of the cart, but slowed down when they caught a glimpse of the house.

“Whoa, what happened?” Rigby asked, his eyes glued to the broken roof.

“I don’t know, dude,” Mordecai replied, also fixated on the roof. They turned around and saw the bros.

“Aw, did you guys do this?” Mordecai asked, automatically blaming the bros for Oolatoocs’s trail of destruction.

“No, it wasn’t us, I swear,” TJ said, trying to keep a lid on the situation. “This is the city park, right?”

“Yeah, why?” Rigby said. TJ turned to Marc and smirked.

“Told ya so.”