Long ago, in a distant land, Nickelodeon, the shape-shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil.

But foolish Alicorn princesses, with their magical horns, stepped forth to oppose the Gak.

Before the final blow was struck, it tore open a portal in time, and flung them into the future, where Gak is law.

Now, they seek to return to the past, and undo the evil that is Gak.

Mami Tomoe is mai waifu, and makes an appearance.

Celestia is Jack.

Luna is the Scotsman.