Apple Bloom's Diary:Fire and Ice

Friday,August 31

Sometimes I believe that my sister is very SCATTERBRAINED.

Then there are days when I know when she is.

Like today.

The drama started when I asked her why I have to go to Ponyville Manor Academy.I don't belong at that school,and that's that.For the love of Pete,I don't even have a cutie mark yet!!

Anyway,Applejack told me to follow her into the living room and I obeyed.I knew exactly what she was going to do.Applejack was going to give me my back-to-school present.When we got into our relatively small living room,she handed me a notebook.

When I started flipping through the notebook,all the pages were blank.

I almost fainted.

Applejack had given me a diary,and one reason why she is CLINICALLY BRAIN DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday,September 1

I moved into my desk at school today. But we didn't actually have school today.It was just Open House-or Meet The Teacher Day.

I sit on the left of a filly named Diamond Tiara,on the right of another filly named Noi.I also sit in front of a unicorn filly named Tootsie Flute.I am in the front row.

There are eighteen foals in my class.Every single one of them has a cutie mark.I'm the only one.Just like last year.

Last year I was the only pony in my class without a cutie mark.That did not make me unpopular,though.I was amazing at drawing.Ponies gave me big bucks for drawing for them.

But now I'm flat broke because I spent all the bits on MORE art supplies!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm surprised I haven't gotten a cutie mark in artistic skills.

Yet.

I cannot believe that I sit next to Diamond Tiara.She has been the most popular pony in the school since she first came to PMA(Ponyville Manor Academy)in Preschool.

I don't know the filly yet,but I'm afraid that she won't be nice.Last year,I was the second most popular in school.The most popular was Butter Drop.She was crazy,rude,bossy,and mean with a capital "m"!

She thought she could just snap her hooves and I'd jump.

Butter Drop was always asking me for favors and when I'll ask her for favors,she'll always come up with this LAME excuse like,"I might break a hoof!!"

Her lies were so ridiculously untrue,I din't think that anypony would believe them!!!!!

Eventually I had to tell her,"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You are NOT the boss of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Right after that,I ran away and told the principal.Butter Drop got expelled.That school is now a No Bullying Zone.

Anywho,I'm going to give Diamond Tiara a "Three Strikes and You're Out" rule.

"You're Out" means that if she's mean to me or my friends THREE times,I'll report her to the pricipal so fast,it'll make her head spin.

Oh,silly me.I keep forgetting.I don't have any friends yet.But that can change overnight.

BY HAVING A CUTETASTICALLY FANASTIC CUTIE MARK!!!!!!!!!

SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!(happy face)

Plus, today AJ wouldn't let me squash the grapes into juice this afternoon because the last time I did, it got all over my hooves and then I helped with the pies, so the pies tasted like grapes and customers started complaining.

UGH!!!!!(frowning face) I am so mad!!!

Sunday,September 2

I'm still upset about Applejack giving me that diary. And for the thing with the juice.

She said that it'll be a cool place to write down all my "thoughts and feelings" and a bunch of sappy stuff that almost makes me puke.

Nasty.

BTW,Applejack is signing me for ninjitsu lessons that start on the 18th.I'll have them on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

I took ninjitsu lessons in first grade.But it was so hard,I quit when I was only a white belt with ONE stripe.

I hope I do better this year.

Oh my gosh! Tommorow's the first day of school! I'm writing this diary entry at 9:16 pm.My bedtime is in fourteen minutes!!!!

Gotta go shower and brush my teeth...