Apple Bloom's Diary:Fire and Ice

Thursday, Sept.5

I have a WONDERFUL way to get me noticed at this school!

Wait for it...I'M GONNA TRY OUT FOR THE SCHOOL VARIETY PLAY: CELESTIA'S CREATION!!!

Celestia and Luna are actually going to visit our school as our honored guests at the play. I'll finally get to meet 'em!

Applejack and her friends have already met the two princesses.

So why can't I?

Anywho, tryouts are on Monday. I am trying out for the part of Celestia!!

I know I'm not an alicorn. But I'm still gonna try. But they might pick a white Pegasus to do the part, anyway.

And if a white Pegasus is picked, I'm gonna try out for one of the pony townsfolk.

The storyline of the play is when Luna becomes evil and is renamed Nightmare Moon.

Diamond Tiara is pink, but she has enough "attitude" to be Nightmare Moon in the play(wink,wink)!!

Friday, Sept.6

I am like, in shock right now!

It all started when I stopped at the pet store after school to get some toys for Winona, my dog.

I was checking out a squeaky toy shaped like an apple, when I heard a familiar voice:

"YOU ARE SHAVING HER FUR WRONG! WHY AM I PAYING YOU TO DO THAT?!?!"

Just my luck! It was(evil music playing) DIAMOND TIARA!!

Her voice was coming from the grooming room. I snuck by to get a closer look.

"I asked you for a medium cut, you fool! Why do you work here?? Do you even know what you're doing?!" Diamond Tiara's bellows were getting softer, but they were still as scornful as the first.

I peeked through the window in the door. A young pony with a blue mane and faux eyelashes was trimming a beautiful white purebred poodle. Diamond Tiara caught a glimpse of me. I hid behind the trash barrel next to me.

"Hold on." I heard DT vaguely tell the pony. "I'll be right back."

Oh no! THAT couldn't be good.

Diamond Tiara poked her head out the door. She saw me and gave a sniff vast with disdain. "Can I help you?" She asked me sarcastically.

I didn't say anything. Diamond Tiara went on.

" If you're looking for the loser aisle, go to where all the dogs are. They're all non-purebred;a lowly blank flank like you will fit right in."

Finally I piped up. "Tiara, why are you so mean?"

"You say that like it's a bad thing. I bet you're just jealous that I have lip gloss that matches my gorgeous complexion."

I just rolled my eyes. Everypony knows that Diamond Tiara's so-called "gorgeous complexion" comes from the Fan-TAN-Stic tanning salon.

That fleshy pink color they sprayed on her fur is so weird. In my opinion, I'd say she looked like a skinned bird.

"Go to the dog food section and you should find your dinner." Diamond Tiara continued to taunt me.

I got out of there without the dog toys. Applejack had to run out to get them later.

And that wasn't really my fault. Anywhere DT is, I wouldn't like to be there.