Her Butt Slammed Shutby totallynotabronyChaptersHer Butt Slammed ShutSong of the MoonMoon's RefrainCthulhu ShaftThe Observations Of A PupilUnder-Covers WrestlingSong of the Randy Roan Mustang: A Cautionary Tail!Lovely Violet HairDear Robert Frost, Kiss My Ass, Signed, MeThe Stallion From SeaddleWife TossI REGRET NOTHINGSixNot What It Looks LikeThe Full MoonGossipScootaloo's Gay Old DayAttention WhoreCheerilee and Sex EdHorn, eh?BookwormIt's her!She is ComingLooks are DeceivingTootalooTeam Building ExerciseButt ButterJinglingThe Night GuardI Remember This One Time...To the MarketPranksPuppy LoveA Foal's FollyConspiracyAnd That's How Applebloom Was MadeDirty Mane Six LimericksAbout Those Eyes of Hers...Everypony's Gay for BraeburnIt Was A Weather BalloonZecora's Size 10 FriendA Very Dirty HaikuPatented Posterior PlumperClusterfuckRead the PackagingWeekendIt's PinkieCrackerjackA Bang From the Gang Reaction to "A bang from the Gang"A Bang From the Gang - Xsuper Xsecret XsequelA Bang from the Gang - A Heart Warming’s Tale Avast, the AssAlready OverWrong Target (gore)Bad WishEvery Bucking DayZecora/BloombergRock HardA Bond Between SistersRaritySynonymsThe Ramblings of an Irate WomanTwist EndingLittle Miss DerpyThe BrewRockodile BondageSovereign SlitEpic Incest Rap Battle of EquestriaRoyaltyTwilight ScepterDerpy's SearchI'm getting hoes!NevermindWhat's the Matter?Of Whores and Consorts.Teeth Like Celestia’s HoofshineWriting LettersTo Clop or Not to ClopTotally Crass Trash Regarding a Pegasus's AssMolestia's Hearth's WarmingGood Princess TwilightA Old Japony Poem JumbleLooks Like Somepony's Got A Case of the MundiayzApplejuiceHelp!Shining Armor Cheated on His Wife with Ponyville5 Apple HaikuWise AdviceWear Him Like a BeltCrack of DawnZecora's HexMoulderCelestia's CuntNights with the SunCarpe DiemI Can't Into PoetryChangeling HaikuForbidden PastriesSolemn WishesDog DaysDark Alley GamesA Tryst of FateThe Perfect MareFoxyCommunistTraumalooMy Friend the WindWhat the Blueberry Fuck?Haiku BattleRegarding My DickAbortions Turn Zecora OnHaiku of another meeting of townsponies and ZecoraNot enough loveThis Next One's About CocksYour Dick is a PonyThat Which Is Sought AfterAfter Show PartyDistaffSunscreenHappy Anti-Pants Dance DayBuckin'A Rock for Hearth's WarmingQuickieA Fine Lubber MaidenThe Joys of Inter-Species SexGet RektCocks as Long as Horses'Inbred to the CoreThey're All About CocksTeen DreamI want to be with herOde to the MilkmareColumbineScratching the SurfaceBetter Living Through DupingOde to the ElementsAn Enthralling Ethical EncounterMaking of the FluttsicleThe Secret Ingredient is LoveDerpy X: Rondeau of HoovesFlying SoloCrystalline DelightThe Early TrainBecause I Love YouFuta FTWThe Were-MareCan you quack like a duckHeatBecause It Had To BeLuna's Rape FaceThe SecretThree Little FilliesHer Butt Slammed ShutZecora lived alone in her shack Visited only by a stallion named Mac. He thought she was quite pretty And they decided to have kiddies. But unfortunately his sack Was slack. The Zebra who lived in the hut Knew Mac had not a nut. But she gave him a sex test And he tried his very best Unfortunately her butt Slammed shut. By: totallynotabrony Author's Note Submissions are being accepted, so if something comes to you while reading all this weird crap, let me know. Song of the MoonOver the land there drifted a tune, Carried on winds, It made quite a din, Out of the Princess of the Moon. To all those who heard it, it gave quite a scare, They rushed to their homes, Afraid to be alone, Terrified, of this shrieking in the air. Yes, excited was the Princess of the Night, Dishevelled was her mane, As she screamed a name, "We like this, Twilight!" By: Kitsunehero Moon's RefrainKissed by rays of morning light, She embraced her sweet Twilight. As sun reached where they were housed, Luna and Twilight were both aroused. Laying eyes upon each other, One recoiled, one cried for mother. A guard burst in having heard the noise, Luna was first to regain her poise. "Away with you, we are feeling fine, if we need you, we'll give a sign." She looked at Twilight, still in a funk, thought to herself, Last time I get drunk. By: Kitsunehero Cthulhu ShaftA pone, With his bone, Made his mare moan, But the reason was entirely wrong. You see this pone, Had a bone, That was cursed by a crone, And it turned mare to zombie before long. By: Kicks Mcgee The Observations Of A PupilThe light was dim as the setting sun, When Celestia thought it would be quite fun, To proclaim a contest to be run, To find out which pony could make her cum. Line after line ponies did gather, Watching others leave looking haggard, No matter the stallion or mare, None would have their name shouted into the air. Try as they might they couldn't quite stick, Wether poking or proding, with a dick or a lick, None could cause Celestia to feel a warm drip. Then a purple unicorn that some called Twi, Looked the princess dead in the eye, Watching her teacher who smiled expectendly, Before calling her a whore...end of story. By: The_Dash Under-Covers WrestlingMomma and Poppa were lying in bed Momma rolled over and this is what she said: “Shining Armor, get out of here! Shining Armor, did you hear?” Shining ran fast, Shining ran quick To tell his sister about a new trick. “It’s called under-covers wrestling, it’s a new thing. Mom and Dad just want to have a fling.” Twilight rolled her eyes and shook her head. She leaned forward and this is what she said: “Listen up bro, I’m going to say this once, You should know about sex, you’ve been married for months!” By: totallynotabrony Song of the Randy Roan Mustang: A Cautionary Tail!There once was a randy roan mustang, Whom fillies just simply adored, For indeed he had skill, Of the voice and the quill, And each day did that roan mustang score! His voice was like honey, his words were so funny, His verse cried 'O lost love of yore', He danced like a dream, His eyes how they gleamed, And each day did that roan mustang score! He roamed throughout Equestria, but was never alone, In every town shore to shore, Till he met a pink filly, Whose mane was all frizzy The roan mustang, he now wanted more! So he courted and pined, every night did he whine, At that corner confectionery store, But the pink mare was done, She wanted some fun, And she thought the poor mustang a bore! There once was a randy roan mustang, Whom the fillies had all adored, He left Ponyville fast, His first love was his last, Now he runs a used carriage store! Each and every night, when the moon is bright, He dreams of his lost paramour, Then he goes out on the town, where the fillies are found, And each day does that roan mustang score! By: Dafaddah Lovely Violet HairThere once was a unicorn mare, who had lovely violet hair. Not a single pony could figure out what gave it such a flair. One day curiosity won out, and so one pony with considerable clout paid a visit to the unicorn to dispel the last of the doubt. He found out that night, and his embarrassment was not slight. It was quite the revelation He would never forget that, try as he might. For the mare gave him all she had and he returned it, more than a tad. But she did not keep it in the normal way, no, the mare bottled it up, and smiled like mad. ...I feel dirty. By: Pinkawne Pie Dear Robert Frost, Kiss My Ass, Signed, MeThere once was a mare named Ruth Who hadn't a bit under her roof She showered each day To keep the taxpony away But he demanded she pay So she said "Let's play" Unfortunately he was gay. Now she's broke In Las Pegasus she snorts coke Dreaming of Californication And other songs She smokes from bongs And for her lost love, the taxpony She dearly, dearly longs. Turns out he was bi But dating a guy And now she gets high Because he did lie. Tell the truth About things that you say Or you'll be like Ruth And the taxpony who wasn't gay Unless that isn't your style If you have the guile Lie if you are wont To get what you want. By: kingtiger666 The Stallion From SeaddleThere once was a stallion from Seaddle, Who grew up raising sentient cattle He got horny one day, Threw his morals away, Then went to the barn to get a crop and paddle. By: Jexxazrez Wife TossAcross the dawn sky \ My spirit soars high above \ Cadance missiles, launch \ By: writer I REGRET NOTHINGA pony made completely of Gak Got dirt stuck onto his back He went to the water Caught sight of his daughter Then pressed her gooey nose to his sack. By: Jexxazrez SixThere once was a shy mare named Flutters Who spoke in but whispers and mutters Though no one can deny it This mare's never quiet When you pull her tail hard as you rut her. There's a mare each colt wants to ride Blond mane, gold coat, never lied When you come to her farm Some might say it's her charm But it's tough to say no when you're tied. The hottest bookworm you've met Will make sure that you never forget That when Twilight finds you Like a book, she will bind you And make you her new Teacher's Pet. There is this one mare who's quite flirty Whose style is but tasteful and wordy But if you take her at night And do it just right She won't be afraid to get dirty. Pinkie Pie loves to make friends And when over the table she bends She might get rough And one won't be enough Since she likes creme filled in both ends. Dash is always the only one Who is much too fast to cum If you're going to give her the stick You'd better be quick Before she's over and done By: Twilightclopple and totallynotabrony Not What It Looks LikeI once had a mare that would hold me. Ride me and scream loud and boldly. I took her to bed, When she needed rest for her head, But she'd always contrive to scold me. I bucked every one of her trees. Just once her trying to please. But with an angry shout, She called me a lout, And now the dog's shared me her fleas. I couldn't do better or worse. This mare was a gift and a curse. But with each day gone by, Forever I'd try, To put some more bits in her purse. She would always put up a fight. Whene'er I wanted Guy's Night. She hung out with her friends, Until we made amends, And still this couch shares my plight. Then one day she found a nice mister. Who had the balls and gall to kiss her. At him I got mad, But I didn't feel bad, Because dammit, AJ's my sister! By: Super_Big_Mac The Full MoonLuna's moon shone bright \ nettled the sun who replied \ "Sister, raise your pants..." \ By: Sine Wave GossipI heard some gossip once. It wasn't very good. About attempted sex by Derpy Of a nerdy purple prude. Twilight was her name. She was a lovely mare. Stayed up all night with her books Muffins she wouldn't share. Derpy heard about this She caused an awful din The cross-eyed mare flew about Her mind on original sin. The two of them got together Everything was almost right. Derpy tried and tried to no avail Twilight was too tight. By: totallynotabrony Scootaloo's Gay Old DayThere was once a orange chicken, Always resourceful even when her problems thicken. One day, she woke up merry and gay, Ready to tackle the morning. She walked down the street, filled with hustle and bustle, The townsfolk would say their hellos' and howdy-doo's, 'Thank you!', responded the chicken called Scootaloo. Mr. and Mrs. Cake invited the chicken in their home, Smiles on their faces were shone. Unfortunately, a prank from a pink mare caused the chicken hen, Who should have really stayed in her pen, to turn into a rooster. Mr.Cake could not take his eyes off the transformed chicken hen-now rooster, So he invited the orange rooster into his sleeping quarters, Where they had fun until past four fourty. The orange rooster, Scootaloo, now had a sore behind as he trotted home chewing hay. I guess she did have a gay old day. By: The Dovahwin97 Attention WhoreThe shy little pony sat silent in town Watching the others all pass with a frown They sneered at her mane, all dirty and brown They laughed at her clothes, a simple green gown Attention, she wanted, and give it they did Attention, she craved, and so she undid Her gown that they hated and down her hooves slid till they stopped at her happy place, forming a lid This made them all stop, staying instead Their eyes all transfixed, their faces turned red Soon they were drooling, their hatred had shed They stared and they cheered as her legs gave a spread The crowd wanted more, but she decided to stop She moved from the crowd and left with a hop All the ponies then sighed and sat with a plop The mare then reveled in their growing sound... *clop clop clop* By: The Disturbed Brony Cheerilee and Sex EdThere once was a mare named Cheerilee She tought her students quite merrily But so it was said, She had to teach sex ed And she did so quite fearfully All the children sat and listened intent And much to their teacher's lament As they did listen and see About the birds and the bees The lesson stuck in their heads like cement And while their innocence corrodes As their teacher talks about chodes It couldn't be clearer, The kids were in terror And lo, their heads did explode. By: Inspectah Dash Horn, eh?A unicorn's horn Is just a bone. Yes, since I was born It's just as a stone. I appreciate you trying With such enthusiasm, But my mind isn't flying And I'm not reaching orgasm. Oh, and my wings? You can just ignore those. They're among the things Without much feeling, I suppose. So please, cease the foreplay And give me a good rut. Oh, but there is absolutely no way You're putting it in my butt. By: HoovesLikeJagger BookwormMerry merry Cheerilee Your thirst quenched unsuccessfully Well I'm sure there's a special somepony That would gladly give you a nice boning What's that? You say you are into mares Well, ain't no shame what you like downstairs I gotta admit you seem quite the type To enjoy a good stallion that's healthy and ripe Fluttershy? No, she's much to soft RD, well it might be fun aloft... Rarity? Don't kid me! Her dominance scares the hell out of me No, there's only one mare I like But, I'm not quite sure she is a dike I suppose I could just ask Spike What she thinks of when alone at night... Yes, I'm hot for the bookworm Her smiles melts me and makes quite wet Her legs quite long and her flank looks firm She makes me want to blow like a jet By: Chrome Dash It's her!He saw nothing, but he heard something. He looked behind him, And saw her. The pink mare, with retarded hair, He told her his thoughts, So she threw him a party! By: DopeySpike She is ComingYou wait, She comes. She comes, you wait. After having enough, you start but she still cums. By: DopeySpike Looks are DeceivingMy sister was quite mad at me, When I punched that colt's face. It don't matter that I'm looking out for my family, She still put me in my place. I was pretty adamant- That she didn't see him again, But sweet Celestia Banish it, He's more than her coltfriend. They've got the rings and the date, They only need a best mare. Her life's going towards a different fate, I only wanted her to be aware. He'll take her away down to the shore, And she'll have to leave her friends. Li'l Apple Bloom won't talk no more, Now all I can do is watch from the stands. Our farm feels empty, Our fields are bare. The family's moved out, But I don't care. I've got my own mare, I've got one last tree. I'll buy it all back, And raise my own family. My wife gets stronger and stronger, The more and more she works. She keeps looking better and better, Now she sees farming's perks. The town's belly up, the well's run out, And she just stepped off the train. It's been ten years since she left us for that lout, And there's no pegasai to control the rain. She's standing there, outside our door, Tears trailing down her face. I told her "Y'all don't have to cry no more. "You're always welcome in this place." My wife brought her some coffee, And she got herself some tea. We sat before the fireplace, A little family of three. We talked of all the mistakes, All the things that had gone wrong. We ate up all the pancakes, And sang our family's song. We talked of love both lost and gained, And hearts both rejected and attained. I carried my sister to bed again that night, Before slipping in next to my love, Twilight. I love my sister greatly still, Now we've all but bought the farm. Just one more deal with Iron Will, And the Flim-Flam brothers won't do more harm. Our town is starting to come back to life, The librarian's post has been filled. Valiant ponies pick up bread and knife, Clear away weeds and get the lands swilled. Our hometown is bright once more, Now that AJ's back. The sun sits high over the shore, Where her heartbreaker sleps in his shack. It's been days, months, a year, He's yet to show his face. The Moon comes out, wind rattles with fear, I know he's out of the race. My sister's heart is a fragile piece, To a strong-willed mare. She still won't pull back the fleece, So the truth could be laid bare. I don't question it, not once past the first, She'll tell me in due time. And when it finally hits her the worst, She tells me the colt's crime. "I can't," she says, tears in her eyes, Her words, so broken, shake me bad. "I can't produce," she weeps, and I realize: She can't have kids, and now I'm sad. My son's grown strong, but also smart. He knows better than to go after a fling. A lesson from his aunt he's taken to heart: You can never trust it with a changeling. By: Super_Big_Mac TootalooThere once was a filly named Scoots Who's only real talent was toots And when she did fart What it did to my heart! My face found its way to her cooch By: oblivion2k Team Building ExerciseFillies and ye gentlecolts dreaming of the Wonderbolts- -Shoo- No show today for you. Spitfire was in a bind Due to certain purchases On recent bills she was behind And needing some assurances. It was one thing to fly away Being Spitfire, and all that- Certainly it's how she earns her pay But up there it's rather hard to twiddle her twa- Those things she'd bought she'd long for sought at just the thought was getting hot When in comes her cohorts Each a pegasus swift spitting out retorts as they're all a bit miffed How could she go off to have her own fun? Won't be on her own; alone she's just one- While each Wonderbolt eats her up with their eyes Then get in on the action for some team exercise. By: ambion Butt ButterThis is the tale of two ponies, best buddies, KnoFear and Jexx. We could not deny our attractions, and thus we went for some sex. He licked me up, from tail to ear, and I moaned, “Please fuck me here!” Jexx smiled and shed a single tear, as butter came out of my rear. ~Fin~ By: KnoFear and Jexxazrez JinglingDashing through the clouds In a solo romantic getaway Over the fields she flew Self-jingling all the way Applejack looked up Seeing somepony she should know She raised her voice and shouted: "Save some for me, Rainbow!" By: totallynotabrony The Night GuardThere once was a seasoned night guard, who found more than his job to be hard. Who should notice his duress, but a certain Princess, who aided his issue in the yard. By: Eratosthenes I Remember This One Time...So, I met this mare while drinking last Thursday Oh, no, wait, it was definitely a Tuesday We talked, bought more drinks Then she gave me a seductive wink And asked if I was up for some bedplay Now, damn, this mare here was fine I'd do her 'til the dawning sun shined So that's just what we'd done It was hot and it was fun I made sure that she knew she was mine Oh, Celestia, and was this mare just crazy And even though that night was a bit hazy I remember her wild streak, though I swear, she even used a dildo But even that wasn't enough to faze me If I could only just meet her again I'd follow her 'til the world's end Because, man, was she hot 'Said she was from Canterlot I think her name was Blueblood or somethin' ...What? By: Abyx4433 To the MarketI went to the market today. Apples were on sale. I saw a fine-looking mare. Strange- I'm not a male. "Anything else I can do?" asked Applejack to me. I swallowed hard and said, "I bet you were a cute filly." Ponyville is not a town for any risk-takers like me. That all changed the day when "I" became "we." The moral of the story I would like to say is that love comes in all forms and also, I banged AJ. By: totallynotabrony Author's Note To remind you all, poetry submissions are still being accepted. PranksFierce and Angry Moon \ 'Where is our royal Xbox!?' \ Sun laughing softly \ By: writer Puppy LoveHey there stallion, when you're on the go; There's still time for a little fellatio. Go down to the quarry, look for a hole, Check underground, take a little stroll. There's a dog down there who knows the biz; When it comes to passion she's a real whiz. Just relax, don't mind the bite; It's not bad, and her bark's all right. Some music will start, and it will be funk; The perfect thing to handle your junk. A party for two inside her love nest, So let Puppy take care of the rest. She'll get to work down below, Just watch out for the cold wet nose. By: totallynotabrony Author's Note Hey...you should write a poem of your own. No, seriously, it can't be that bad. Come on, you want to be famous right? A Foal's FollyThere once were three little fillies. Their adventures both grand and silly. They made the error, Of startling the magic element bearer. And now all three have willies. By: GrassTroll ConspiracyI have a cat That sat on a hat Applejack did 9/11 By: gmoneywalker And That's How Applebloom Was MadeThere was a mare named Applejack Who while clopping, did throw out her back She moaned on the floor, Which then brought through her door A shocked and arous-ed Big Mac by: bchandler2 Dirty Mane Six LimericksThere once was a pony named Rarity Who never partook in vulgarity She wouldn’t go down For penny or pound But was known to put out for charity This unicorn, her name was Twilight And everyone thought she was uptight But given a chance She’d steal your pants And float you right out through the skylight A pegasus really reserved Fluttershy is hard to be heard But give her a reason With a little more teasin’ And the noise she’ll make is absurd A party pony named pinkie Was accused of being too kinky Since she let out a laugh While she rode a giraffe In a dress just a little too slinky A little farm filly, it’s true, Applejack will leave your balls blue She’ll tease and excite ‘til you’re tight as a kite Then run off while laughing at you There once was a pony named Dash A Rainbow quite prone to a crash Who landed on Mac Face first on his sack With his nose buried deep in her gash By: palelordhiphis About Those Eyes of Hers...Lick Lick Lick Derpy on a Stick Filled end to end With a big dick By: Salis Knight Everypony's Gay for BraeburnIn old Appleloosa there lives a buck Every day, he's down on his luck He's cute and charming, really sweet Muscular body, working in the heat But no matter his efforts, problems arise He looks good to the wrong eyes Buffalo, griffons, stallions, drakes After Braeburn, no matter the stakes He tries to avoid and he tries to defend But the incessant affection just won't end For sexy Braeburn, life isn't fair All this swag, and no mares By: totallynotabrony It Was A Weather BalloonUsing Rainbow Dash/ Pinkamena Diane Pie/ Did get her rocks off/ With the force of one thousand/ Sonic Rainbooms: What a mess. By: Mally Zecora's Size 10 FriendZecora felt quite lonely one day, And decided it was time for her to play. But with nothing in sight, And it be late at night, She would have to wait until the next day. She wanted it now for it could not wait, The clock ticking half past eight. What could she do? She was all alone, Inside of her big quiet home. "That's right, it's quiet here! No pony in sight? The coast is clear!" She shouted with enthusiastic cheer. After 30 minutes passed, She became quite relaxed, Her grin stretching from ear to ear. "Thank you my friend, I will see you again," Her voice filled with sincere. She hid her friend and parted her ways, Only using him next time she wanted to play, After all she would use him again in only a couple of days. By: InvaderSplorch A Very Dirty HaikuFluttershy? Yeah Twi? Why is your cunt in my face? Surprise morning sex? ...eep! By: bchandler2 Patented Posterior PlumperHere's a tale that may make you hotter Though you might think it quite the rotter It might make you cringe But she took a syringe And filled Twilight's ass with water. As the ice cold water filled her belly She whinnied out loud "Woah Nelly!" Felt fuller than able Splayed out on that table What's with that look? U jelly? But as her tummy stretched out She voiced some doubt The mentor bore on Her mind foregone Till Sparkle began to spout By: Salis Knight ClusterfuckTwilight and Flutters were fucking one day, With a two-headed dildo of course. When Twilight shouted "Hey! I'm fucking a horse!" Now Rainbow wanted in on this; She was also into scat and piss, And she loved when she felt like a whore. So she joined in the fray, And they just started fucking some more. Now Applejack walked in after hearing some noise, Wondering what was the fuss And the three looked at her and then said "Cum join us!" So she did. And Rarity would say to herself "I shalln't join this orgy; It simply is not ladylike." In time she caved in: She did have a thing for hot dykes. And Pinkie Pie? She was filming it all, Though at the time none of them knew it. Now it's on YouTube, Where most anypony can view it. By: bchandler2 Read the PackagingThere once was a pony born from the skies With a plot of a not immodest size, Who was dating a farmer called Applejack; Always eager to return her affections back. One day Rainbow Dash had a plan on the fly, "Why not get a dildo, a substitute guy? It adds spice to the sex life like nothing before!" Applejack just nodded, and said no more. To be honest, Dash should have checked on its size, But the Pegasus isn't exactly...wise. So when the night came for the sexy spell, There was no goddamn way it could just end well. The offensive object went up AJ's plot, Then the other up Dash's you know-what, And the purple stick was stuck well and truly, Turning the mood somewhat unruly. No matter how much they fussed and hurried, It wouldn't budge from the shafts it was buried! For Rainbow Dash now it's a lot less fun With her fanny welded to a farmer's bum. By: Brony_of_Brody WeekendI may be no pony of great fame, But I l still like playing the game, Like every saturday I invite two stallions to my hut, Then the three of us get drunk and have a fuck, And sunday morning when they’re gone, I repeat the feat, doing it on my own, Who am I? Zecora. By: Shikilicious It's PinkieWant to know who she is? Bubbly and mane like frizz Making cakes soon A bit of a loon It's Pinkie, out of her mind When does she relax? When fun playtime lacks Sultry and nice On cold nights It's Pinkie, start to unwind And what happens next? I'm sure you can guess Off to bed quick Unsheath a stick It's Pinkie, come from behind By: totallynotabrony Author's Note So, I was thinking that this collection might actually qualify for a mature rating. Discuss. CrackerjackThere was once a stallion named Jack, Who had a really good crack. Every day he'd stand at the corner, for he was no average Joe. To put it simply, he was a ho And Big Mac came to play, On one sunny day. After that, you and I both know, It got really kinky for those Not-So-Average-Joes. By: darcyyanew A Bang From the GangThis is the tale of six mares who loved to date, Just one of them always was late. So the other five decided to play her a trick, When she arrived they all had a dick. Rainbow Dash gasped and looked at her friends, She exactly knew that it was time for amends. Willingly she bent over and offered her plot, The sight she provided got appreciated a lot. The others discussed who should rut her first, As princess in charge Twilight was to be served. She penetrated Dash hard and came with a burst, The pegasus cried loud and had to be nursed. After a short break she was ready again, Four more dicks Dash had to maintain. In uncertainty if she could take that much, Her whole body jerked at Rarity’s bare touch. As the unicorn entered her with a single stroke, Some blood dripped down on the golden oak. When she was finished Rainbow wept in despair, Three more to pleasure it was not fair. The orange mare lined up next and prepared to invade, At the sight of her cock Dash turned afraid. Applejack jammed her dick up the pegasus ass, Rainbow gritted her teeth trying to get pass. AJ rumbled as hard as she could, Very much wilder than Dash expected she would. As she received tranquility, retrieved and got slack Pinkie instantly jumped on Rainbow Dash’s back. With no time to recover between the two cocks, Rainbow’s mind snapped thinking ‘that rocks!’ Pinkie stirred round deep in Dash’s butt, Hurting the blue mare’s more than flayed gut. When the party cannon managed to finally bang, Rainbow Dash was happy that she was through close the whole gang. Just one dick more she had to endure, And Fluttershy would go easy on her that was for sure. With a relieved sigh she took a glimpse of the timid mare, As all of a sudden Fluttershy’s glance changed to a stare. Rainbow Dash gasped since she feared what’d come next, Fluttershy took swing and hit her hole with her sex. Rainbow cried loud at the impact of brutal force, But Fluttershy just got started with the whimpering horse. She rut Rainbow’s asshole harder than any before, Making Dash feel like a cheap dirty whore. Several minutes had passed and Shy’ has gone wild, She moved forth and back and at every scream she smiled. Unexpected Dash shouted ‘Give me more!” As her marehood clenched and soaked the floor. Fluttershy got mad since Dash wasn’t meant to enjoy, So she bumped up Rainbow’s rear using her like a toy. As the tormented screams echoed through the whole town, Fluttershy’s cum splashed in Dash’s butt who ensuing broke down. Rainbow’s ass was like on fire releasing hot fume, When Luna and Celestia entered the room. Twilight spoke up ‘I completely forgot to say, That we have some special guests of honor today.’ At the pure imagination of getting even more raided, Rainbow Dash gulped and her sight slowly faded. By: Shikilicious Reaction to "A bang from the Gang"Reaction to "A bang from the Gang" Seeing that she as late, she yelled out, "Oh Dang!" Yet through the whole trip she sang But poor little Dash Best prepare her blue ass For he was headed straight to a gangbang. A Bang From the Gang - Xsuper Xsecret XsequelWhen she weakly opened her magenta eyes again, The first thing Dash noticed was that her ass was in pain. And as her view got clearer she gasped in shock, There was Luna standing above her with a mighty stiff cock. The princess devilishly grinned at the pegasus mare, Her expression of lust made Rainbow Dash scare. The blue mare’s eyes widened as she saw it approaching, Within less than a second the dick was encroaching. Rainbow Dash swallowed and panted for air, Licking and sucking like mad in despair. The princess moaned as Rainbow’s tongue played wild twister, Creeping up from Dash’s other side was Luna’s big sister. With an impetuous move Celestia invaded Dash’s rear, Out of Rainbow’s crammed mouth was coming a cheer. Fucked by two princesses at the very same time, The feelings she had were more than sublime. Luna grabbed Dash’s mane and shoved her up and down, That’s how the pegasus was bound to serve the crown. Yet wanting to get the best possible score, Rainbow was willing to do even more. As her pained screams echoed through the wide halls, With one of her hooves Dash rubbed Luna’s balls. Then all of a sudden the princess groaned loud, Before she removed her dick and spattered on Dash’s snout. Perceiving herself as cheap little scum, Rainbow got taste of the royal mare’s cum, While her tongue was cleaning Luna’s big cock, Deep in her ass she felt a powerful shock. Celestia grunted as well and started play rough, She shouted out loud ‘Please me you scruff!’ With a violent push she demonstrated her clout, And every stroke made her dick even more strout. Rainbow wept silent and hold back some tears, While the smacking noise chimed in her ears. She wanted nothing more than it to be over soon, As suddenly Luna changed into Nightmare Moon. With a dick bigger and harder than any before, Nightmare Moon subjugated Rainbow to comply with her chore. Rainbow Dash whimpered and Celestia started to yell, ‘Get over here sister and fuck her as well!’ Then she grabbed Rainbow and lifted her up, Before Nightmare Moon joined the princess violating Dash’s butt. One massive cock rubbed another deep in Rainbow’s ass, The blue mare was caught in a royal sandwich of its own class. Not much longer it took until Celestia moaned and cumshot, On the two princesses dicks her sperm ran back out of Dash’s plot. Then Nightmare Moon started grunting heavy as well, Her orgasm much harder than a thousand words could tell. Rainbow Dash screamed as she got bottled by the second wave, Nothing else she wished than to be the two princesses slave. Exhausted the royals pulled back from Dash’s bum, Still dripping from it were blood and hot cum. With care they took Rainbow to the soft and warm bed, The others were already waiting like all of them were wed. Rainbow never would be late again that was for sure, After all the huge cocks her ass had to endure. Her loyalty to them was what Dash then swore, After all they were in love like never before. By: Shikilicious A Bang from the Gang - A Heart Warming’s TaleAs it had become tradition six mares were standing on stage, Surrounded by snow and ice they were feeling like caught in a cage. Commander Hurricane grunted and set up a provisional border, While Miss Cheerilee was filming the play with a video recorder. As Hurricane noticed Private Pansy drawing the line around a stone, The Commander’s eyes started to twitch and her escaped a groan. But when she hurried to Pansy she slipped and it echoed a dull sound, With wide spread legs Hurricane found herself lying on the ground. Because of the delicate things Chancellor Puddinghead saw, In full disbelief and huge surprise dropped the earth pony’s jaw. There where historicans expected the Commander of having a dick, Was nothing else than an in moisture dripping and hot looking clit. Also Princess Platinum's eyes wandered to the Commander’s rear, With a depraved grin on her face she couldn’t help but cheer. Smart Cookie offered Hurricane a hoof however not to get up, Instead between the pegasus blue tighs she started to eagerly rub. Clover the Clever and Private Pantsy exchanged confused looks, Because none of it was mentionned in any historical books. But neither Clover nor Pantsy seemed eager to interrupt the play, It was a very good thing that all of them were secretly gay. Clover the Clever’s horn started to shine in a light purple gloss, As she suddenly felt the desire for some juicy apple sauce. A second later she was standing behind the earth pony mare, Licking her lips she gave Smart Cookie’s butt a lasciviously stare. Princess Platinum let her view wander to Pantsy the shy, She wanted nothing more than to make the timid pegasus cry. With wide opened eyes Platinum marvelled the tight yellow butt, Before the princess roughly forced her hoof up Pantsy’s flayed gut. What was planned as historical play for ponies of all age, Within a few moments had turned out as an orgy on stage. Even the avowed narrator’s cheeks blushed in unexpected heat, As he spectated the founders of Equestira touching their meat. Groaning and moaning they gathered and started pleasing each other, The ice then melted as orgasms hit one mare after another. Minutes later as the platform was soaked with sweat and hot cum, Earth ponies, pegasi and unicorns shared an unison hum. When the six mares had finally finished their friendshipping chore, The whole audience was heated and loudly cheering for more. As it had turned out that the history of Equestria was all about rape, Everypony was glad that the whole scenery was caught on a tape. Happy that the traditional play once again was a great success, The actors were already looking forward to their next excess. And while they slowly trotted from the stage Spike spoke in relieve, “To all of you we wish a happy Heart Warming’s Eve!” By: Shikilicious Avast, the AssAvast, the Ass All their heads would turn But what brought them all hither? Ah, Fluttershy’s ass. By: Infinite Carnage Already OverThe grinding of flesh \ Premature ejaculate \ An awkward moment \ By: darcyyanew Wrong Target (gore)The OC pony now tried to score, with Ponyville's pinkest torturer. His screams and cries were not from delight. His body was hacked in gruesome sight. She cut off his horns, all three, then five. Far more to go, she kept him alive. His wings of dew, she twisted right off; he spasmed, gurgled in blood-filled cough. His wings of feather and wings of bat, She crushed with a vice and made them flat. She roasted his flesh in jagged arcs. He wailed as she burned his cutie marks. His pain, her pleasure, she wanted more. She spilled his guts and squished them galore. He pleaded and whimpered for his life, but into his heart she stabbed her knife. And thus Pinkamena, now she bakes, another batch of pony cupcakes. By: Palm Palette Bad WishA scorned stallion was mopey; his love life astray. Oh how he longed for that orange mare, no words could convey. He just couldn't stop thinking of her in hot lingerie. He rubbed a gold lantern, and while this does sound cliché, a blue genie popped out and for one wish he'd obey. So the stallion spoke his wish in pure naiveté The evil genie now grinned, “I'll do just as you say.” And with his great big package, he dared not to delay. The mare he'd been stalking finally said 'yes' on this day. After wine and some dinner they both rolled in the hay. His intentions were lewd as he engaged in foreplay. “So you want to have sex now?” and she's like, “Well, OK.” He tried as hard as he could but he could not bang AJ for his three extra penises just got in the way! By: Palm Palette Every Bucking DayThere was a mare worth praise Whose large behind would just rise At the sound of the rooster under the morning sky Ready to squeal like little mice A different stallion would help her every time Year after year the rutting continued Without even asking the stallions opinions Day after day the stallions cried Failing to prove to be fit companions The Princes resign on a fitting pony to rhyme So these stallions will just have to do for the time. By: Leonzilla Zecora/Bloomberg There is a lovely tree I know Whose branches hang so sweet and low, Whose apples are so crisp and tasty: I savor them, am never hasty. He tells me no pony but I Can be the apple of his eye. For he is mine, and mine alone, No matter what AJ intones. I love to climb upon his trunk And take some thick branch as a bunk. I'll lie within his reach all day; I'm rocked to sleep when branches sway. And sometimes when I feel like rutting I'll find a branch that is out jutting. By: bchandler2 Part of his slashfic compilation Rock HardShe was out back near the woods Attending to her goods When a cockatrice did climb over her fence Though her animals did guard her She soon was getting harder What came next could only be called 'intense'. Oh how stiff! How like a rock! And all this from a solitary cock! By: Mally AN: The meter should be familiar. Points to whoever recognizes. A Bond Between SistersPowerful Reliable Intense feelings Never-ending joy Caught in a moment Enduring the centuries Sweat, blood and Tears By: Mally RarityRarity Silky, Seductive Enticing, Enduring, Enchanting Strong, independent fashionista mare Teasing, Tasting, Tantalizing Delicious, Darling Unique By: Mally SynonymsWorking wand or horn job Baby, don't you sob Come to my bed Mare, until you sob Pompf or wing boner I'm sure you've flown her Up in the clouds There where you've shown her Man cannon or meat tube It's sure nice to meet you Come here, big guy I'd sure love to beat you By: DarkWing and totallynotabrony The Ramblings of an Irate WomanThere once was a fellow named Darky Who thought he was being quite snarky Until he made Twi frown So she bent him down And shoved her lipstick up his patriarchy. By: Twilightclopple and DarkWing Twist EndingSnarky darky patriarchy Every mare loves that malarkey Superior interior posterior Her plot's not inferior Kato tomato potato Holy shit, it's a sharknado By: totallynotabrony Little Miss DerpyThere's no other mare quite like Derpy And her personality's really quite quirky. Though it may come as a shock, That while she gobbles your cock, The sounds that she makes are quite slurpy. By: AnondulusianBrony The BrewOne day Zecora was giving Mac a massage when she suddenly ran out of lotion, So she instead rubbed and sucked his dick until he gave her some potion. Weird enough the zebra didn’t hesitate to bottle Mac’s juices in a flask, She even convinced the new princess drinking it as part of a task. Twilight’s eyes turned white as she swallowed down the cum, For a few moments all of her body was feeling just numb. When the visions wore off and her mind slowly came back on track, Discord implied what she just relished with a despicable smack. It took a few seconds until he noticed that Twilight really had no clue, Then with a wide grin Discord made her take another sip from the brew. And as all of it was running Saturday morning on the Hub, Thousands watched the scenery and gave their penis a rub. With the power of semen Twilight then freed Luna and Celestia, Thanks to it peace and harmony returned to the kindgom of Equestria. By:Shikilicious Rockodile BondageI'm a rockodile tangled in vines, My limbs are ensnared by black lines. But lucky for me I am very horny, For rope play's a fetish of mine. By: Super Trampoline Sovereign SlitSometimes I picture Princess Celestia's cunt Ejaculation By: Bronystories Epic Incest Rap Battle of EquestriaRumbleLane vs RariBelle! Begin! Thunderlane: My kid brother Rumble is the best colt on earth. His cute little butt takes the full length of my girth. I love dressing him up in frilly schoolfilly clothes, And get hard when I watch him wipe my cum off his nose. Rarity, your sister's wet slit is covered in drool. It must be tough to pleasure her without the right tool. There's no way Sweetie Belle's smelly cunt can compare, to the tight grip of Rumble's petite derriere. Rarity: You call my sister's cunt smelly? Well, that is a laugh. When's the last time you gave your shit-stained penis a bath? Sweetie Belle can make me cum hard with a flick of her tongue. Her mouth has many more uses than the songs that she's sung. Her vagina's beauty is like the petals of a flower. Your cock reminds me of what I use to unclog my shower. Why don't you stuff your plumber's snake and go take a hike, cause I need your stallionhood like a fish needs a bike. Rumble: You had better watch your mouth, you fat sapphic slut! No pleasure can compare to a dick in the butt. My brother's shaft rubs my prostate like he's trying to make a wish. I love it when Thunderlane sprays hot cum all over my tish. An erection represents dominance and control. My penis is more powerful than your gaping hole. I want a daisy sandwich so stop grinding your clits, and get back in the kitchen or I'll teabag your tits. Sweetie Belle: When comparing genitals, our pussies have you beat. A penis during sex will always end in defeat. Your slimy dicks are devoured like a bird with a worm. After several gentle tugs the cock surrenders its sperm. Your penis lays limp while my pussy's ready for more. Sapphic sex is a pleasure while gay sex is a chore. If you really want to know whose sex organs are superior, Girls bring the heavy machinery; Your prick is inferior. By: Bronystories RoyaltyMoon princess in bed, Pleasured by Celly and Twi, Fun has been doubled. By: BananaHalibut Twilight ScepterShoved it up my ass. I came hard, multiple times. But now it's stuck. Shit. By: Super Trampoline Derpy's SearchDerpy needs a colt, damn the cost But in the ways of love she's lost Not even knowing how to be flirty It's clear she has no skill in this Can't give a hoofjob nor french kiss And thinks oral sex means talking dirty But someday soon she'll get it right And find a colt to love all night Her special somepony to call her own Though it may take her many weeks She'll find the coltfriend that she seeks And she'll no longer go to bed alone By: SuperGiantRobot I'm getting hoes!When the weather outside is frightful, Frozen Nutella is so delightful, Bitches love Nutella you know, I'm getting hoes, getting hoes, getting hoes! This party is never stoppin' And I brought some molly for poppin' And this bitch just wants to blow, I'm getting hoes, getting hoes, getting hoes! Unicorn fillies are so tight, Pegasi feathers are warm, Earth pony plots are a sight, Together it's a sex storm! The fire inside me is dying Twily's just not good at providing But with a little magic flow, I'm getting hoes, getting hoes, getting hoes! By: Shrek the Ogre NevermindOnce upon a midnight dreary, While I pondered weak and weary, Over a quaint and curious volume of forgotten porn. While I nodded, violently fapping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of somepony gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "Leave me alone," I muttered. On the morrow he will leave me, As my hopes have flown behind. Then the pony said "Nevermind." By: Shrek the Ogre What's the Matter?What's the matter with the sex I'm having? "Can't you tell that your dick's too small?" It shouldn't matter if my pecker's tiny... "Then don't bother with the sex at all! You'll be going nowhere that acorn of a crotch, Stallions with bigger nobs will steal her while you watch!" A sensitive topic, even if they're microscopic, They're still a cock and balls to me. What's the matter with the mare I'm banging? "Can't you tell that she hates your touch?" Maybe I should buy a jock-strap cheaply... "To be honest, dude, that's WAY too much. Where have you been hidin' out lately, honey? You can get an extension for a cheap wad of money." Everypony's talkin' bout the new fetish, Funny, but they're still a cock and balls to me. By: Brony_of_Brody Of Whores and Consorts.She was known far and wide To charge exorbitant sums. But do not, this pony, you deride... For in a blink, she could make you cum. Be it her pussy, ass, or mouth... All three of which, she was quite skilled. Whenever she would go down south, For her time you would be billed. Of any doubt, I've not an inkling. For her skills, one must weigh... Even though she was a changeling, To her customers, she'd always say: "Do not fear, my little dove... Everypony needs some love." By: Loyal2-1 Teeth Like Celestia’s HoofshineFrom your boastful standpoint To the bottom of the ground Feeding yourself on pinecones And get run out of town You came back to haunt us But you even failed at that But I kept myself civil And ignored the stupid hat But I’m done with your shit With your shit With your shit I don’t want to see you anymore And now I’m supposed to give a shit Give a shit Give a shit But I don’t know who I’m supposed to give a shit for Look at the mare With teeth like Celestia’s shoeshine I can see myself in the reflection So blue But I don’t want to have to become One of the rejects Because all I can see in that reflection Is you I don’t want to be the new Trixie Lulamoon I know that I’m better than this But I’ve got all the ego And my friends are all slipping And I still just can’t give a shit But you were running out Running out Trying to get all out over the town You thought that you could get away Get away You forgot who has got more renown Got all the ego One Miss Twilight Sparkle The one who let you get away Because on one summer morning She'll be back with a vengeance But that day is not today By: Regidar Writing LettersHer eyes were closed in concentration, And her hoof shook with the effort For as she watched the candle wax melt down, She shakily wrote a letter. Her letter was a simple one – Something with but one simple use The writing process, however, Made her mind scream in abuse. For she had no idea how to phrase it, Nor did she know what to write Her eyes glanced to the ticking clock It was far too late at night. Her mind was ablaze with thought And something else was ablaze, too For she was in her heat cycle, And there was little she could do. Her options were few She could count them on one hoof In fact, that left her only one And at that thought, she once-more shook. For the lonely purple mare Had none to call her own But still, her lower lips glistened, And, with arousal, shone. Her heart beat was frantic And she took deep breaths and counted For this problem was one she couldn't take care of – She just wanted to be mounted! So, alas, Twilight Sparkle Who was very much enthralled, Found herself poised to send Big Mac a booty call. By: CalculusFilly To Clop or Not to ClopTo clop or not to clop, that is the question Whether it is nobler in the net’s browser To furiously yank to AppleDash images Or to silently splooge on your screen to a sensual incest scene And to do so, shall I offend Cause I am on cam with my friends And they do not understand This need, this compulsion To cum inside pastel colored ponies As they muff munch each other as rule thirty-four dictates Oh why, oh why, must you post Luna’s flank When I had just cleaned my screen Why must you make me wank So sore is my crank But I digress, I plead, I ask for more Molestia I dream of that fair princess Who majestically waves her six cocks And then blesses us with readings of wincest So my cock grows hard And my arm grows tired I find an image of DJ-PON3 And now the cock has fired NO MORE! NO MORE! I plead to the ponies No more can I stand this No more can I clop For I have blisters on my palms And my dick burns to the touch And then Chrysalis spreads her legs And uses the holes in her hooves to get me off So much for quitting this obsession I must continue to clop And so my friends listen In horror as I moan Except for that one totally sick fuck Who focuses in asking for more Pony pussy everywhere My friends they all hang up Except for that one sick friend Who now has his own up By: Biker_Dash Totally Crass Trash Regarding a Pegasus's AssFeatherweight, Rumble, and Pip Took turns turns with their hooves on her hips Rutting her quite forcefully, With scat play, and also pee, Their thrusting was repeatedly Parting her swollen orange lips. And when they were done have fun With every toy under the sun They pulled out their dicks from her poo-poo And scooted away from the porta-loo, Porting a satisfied Scootaloo. By: Super Trampoline Molestia's Hearth's WarmingOn the 12th day of Hearth's Warming, Molestia gave to me: 12 cummers cumming 11 waifus whining, 10 broads-a-bleating, 9 princesses gasping, 8 teats-a-milking, 7 wands-a-humming, 6 beasts-a-braying, 5 cock rings, 4 roaring curs, 3 drenched mares, 2 dirtied gloves, And a princess with an orgy. By: Brony_of_Brody Good Princess TwilightPrincess Twilight Sparkle grazed On the feast of Pinkie, When the mood was all-about, Oversexed and kinky. Loudly gasped the mares that night, With bondage play so cruel, When the poor mare came on-cue, The princess's cunt did droo-oo-ell. (Then they fucked again.) By: Brony_of_Brody A Old Japony Poem JumbleLittle white bird Stay on ground Spreads wings Flys without moving. Old one eyed samurai Drinks and sleeps Almost misses battle When he awakens in it. Prized Eagle When dies Becomes symbol of nation Very honorable. Wise and old monk Drinks much Fights much Sleeps for month. By: VeteranNCRrangerWilliam Looks Like Somepony's Got A Case of the MundiayzTwilight Sparkle eyed the report. "An economic study and a witty retort?" "Why can't our statistical staff ever agree?" "Somepony has an idea, but the spending isn't free." "Rather than squabbling about calculations and other drama--" "I wish somepony could find a clear way to end the economic trauma!" "Hey there, Miss Twilight, and good day," declared Fancy Pants. "I can see from your face you feel like you've been smothered in ants--" "So much anxiety, getting into your Equestrian Treasury job--" "And though we've talked so much, I worry you think me a snob." Twilight replied back, "Oh my! Certainly not." She thought, "I just feel tense how you're so bucking hot!" "Your mane slides along your back and you give it a shake--" "Your handsome plot in my face as you turn has to be a fake--" "No male should have curves that supple--" "I want to reach out and pop it like a bubble!" "Wait, something up?" Fancy asked, snapping Twilight back. "You obsess in your work and you'll have a heart attack." "Honestly, yes, it's time for a break," Twilight had to remark, "I have a 'case of the mondays', and I should go out for some lark." "Sure," Fancy said, and over his body slid. "But I have a package here, just lift the lid." Twilight gazed at the box wrapped in red all over. Eyes growing wide, she turned white as the cliffs of Dover. "This thing," she murmured, "it's right on your crotch." "Of course," he replied, "it's something fun in a box." "Not some ordinary present, nothing like say sox--" "No book, or bit of candy, or bagels with lox--" "It's a special surprise for our new employee here--" "And that's you Twilight," he said, "so open it, dear." "A 'Welcome to the Treasury Bureau Present'? I just--" Twilight gulped. "I'm glad to have it, to join here in the 'upper crust'--" "Being in an office with you, and all of the time you've flirted, so--" "While I know you want me to lift the lid, I'd prefer to just go." "Nonsense!" Fancy yelled out. "Open the box, lest I pout." Twilight obeyed, taking in a breath deep. As she looked forward, she didn't make a peep. Thinking, "Finally, he'll show off his thick, raw dick!" "And like my dreams, in public, I'll ride his hard stick!" It turned out to be a tie. Twilight started to cry. By: SwiperTheFox ApplejuiceAs Fluttershy sat, up in a tree Applejack walked by unknowingly Flutter the bat began to slobber At the sight of those juicy red apples She dove fast through air Her target that mare As she slammed into her clit, savoring it Applejack screamed in surprise By: Poke-shpee Help!Ugh! I'm stuck! I don't know what to do! Flash sentry asked me out for a date but I think I'm screwed I just learned about friendship, Not even started romance Maybe I should ask for advice But don't know who Applejack and Rainbow Dash are probably too forward Rarity too elegant; Pinkie is too random And Fluttershy is..well..shy! Celestia and Luna, no way that's just awkward and I'll seem like a filly Spike will just laugh at me and Derpy? Really! I guess there's only two more to try Though they'll probably be the best And it's probably fresh in their mind because they are best wed Cadence is also the alicorn of love and my brother is my BBBFF Though with that wine I sent, and familiarity, I might just get a demonstration! By: Poke-shpee Shining Armor Cheated on His Wife with Ponyville“Why, why, why?” Cadence wiped tears from her eyes. She trembled to speak; it was that or cry. “Why did you have to cheat on me? Did the love between us wilt and die? “Why, why, why? Is my fur too dull and not pink enough? Is that why you and Pinkie played dirty and rough? Was I not your one special honeybee? And you pounded your dick in Miss Cherilee? Am I so forgettable that you'd cast me aside– for a pony called Shoeshine that you cummed inside? Are my wings too weak for your picky taste? Is that why you thrust yourself into Rainbow's waist? Did you not like the size of my horn? So you made love to that Lyra unicorn? Is my mane not soft and stylish enough? So you filled Rarity with your penis and stuff? Could I not make you ejaculate? So you picked Daisy to penetrate? Mrs. Cake is a married mare. And just like us you didn't seem to care. Am I not exotic enough for you? Did you have to have sex with that zebra too? You even had sex with your younger sister! Why didn't you think of us and resist her? Why did you fuck with that mare called Bon Bon? And so many more—I just can't go on. “Why, why, why?” Cadance wailed and sobbed upon the floor. “Why did you tread on my heart like roadkill?” She sniffled and trembled, she had to know: “Why did you cheat on me with all of Ponyville?” Shining Armor nodded slow. “Because crystal ponies chafe me so.” By: Palm Palette 5 Apple HaikuBetween hindhooves Applejack kissed her sister A filly blooms Big McIntosh stared A mare trotting away Winked lewdly at him Something on his lips In the morning, the taste of Caramel Watched by sisters Big Mac plows a fertile field Apples maturing Granny Smith rocks Back and forth. back and forth. Orgasm! By: Remetheus Wise AdviceTake any random day, listen to this pieces of advice Zecora had to say. Moving with a boner isn't easy, just go hump Rarity. Even as the seasons pass bye, you can get a quicky from Fluttershy. In the mood for a orgy? You should contact Pinkie If you like it tight, then you should hook up with princess Twilight. If you still haven't got enough, try keeping up with Rainbow Dash who really knows her stuff. But Applejack is a mare you cannot touch, because Big Mac will buck you right in the nuts! By: Samsurai Wear Him Like a BeltIf you feel the urge for anal, ape spike, because he has the tightest hole. By: Samsurai Crack of DawnAs the legends once told, and i'm talking about the stories of old. Two princesses ruled the day and night. that much power a blessing, but for some a fright. Some ponies thought that time should not be controlled by the highest class of royalty. They thought it should be govern't by nature and all its majesty. The ponies who had thoughts in common with this, formed a team, an army, a cult, no a clan is what it is. Their ultimate goal was the royal throne, because day and night belonged to nature alone. Then they waited and waited they did, all they needed was the right opportunity (in this community) which came upon them when the princess of the moon was sealed for more than a century. The solar princess had now two tasks at hoof and horn. She had to rise the moon and sun from morn to morn. The clan noticed she was the weakest at sunrise. to commence the take over seemed most wise. Luckily they failed, for they had underestimated the alicorn. The clan and their descendants got a punishment that made them wish the were never born. The clan is still alive to this day, mare and colt still getting their daily punishment, For they are pleasers of Celestia's cunt. By: Samsurai Zecora's HexZecora's hex: A horse who's hoarse cannot discourse, of course. Also, buttsex. By: Palm Palette MoulderMaud Pie placed Boulder on her table. Her feelings for him were unstable. Her love for him was very strong. But also it was very wrong. She cleared her throat to speak a poem, From her secret, private tome. “Subduction. Plates grinding. Fissures deep within the earth. Friction. Molten rock. Mounting pressure from within. Earthquakes. Steamy vents. Building up for release. Eruption. Rocks fly. They spill upon the open ground. Boulder. Igneous rock. You are sperm of the earth.” Maud panted and she drooled too much. Her body longed for his touch. She found her tail rise up high. It wasn't hard to know why. She shook her head and hunkered down. This couldn't work. She had to frown. But upon her table there Was the rock within her lair. She could not just look away. Her love was true and there to stay. Her passion spilled like a flood. Perhaps a poem could chill her blood? “Boulder, You are rock. Me? I am pony. We are different, You and I. We should part. This won't work out.” Her words were empty and they stung. They felt like lead upon her tongue. Her logic might be cold and strong, But how she wished it could be wrong. Her body though just did not care. She longed for Boulder sitting there. Her teeth were clenched. Her eyes grew damp. Her heart twisted with a strained cramp. The moon was high in the night sky. The clock ticked once. Time passed them by. Maud couldn't let this moment go. Another poem, just for show: “Boulder, You are sexy. Me? I want you. We are lovers. You and I. We should fuck. Let's grind together now.” Those words she spoke betrayed her mind. It fought back hard. It was unkind. Their union would not ever work, Her mind scolded, it was a jerk. She looked at Boulder; passion burned. Her longing ached. Her blood churned. With each heartbeat her lust did grow. She wanted sex. Just who would know? Her mind faded beneath her heat. Though it was wrong, she spread her sheet. Her lust was far too strong to fight. She had a new poem to write: “Seduction Legs spreading. Boulder pushed into my cunt. Friction. Hard rock. Rising to my climax. Moans. Steamy Huffs. So close; almost there. Orgasm. Sweet release. I spurt upon the sheets. Boulder. Lucky rock. You made me a mare.” Maud felt guilty, and doubly so, For they just had another go. They fucked and fucked and fucked some more, Her lady parts were now quite sore. The rock, Boulder, eroded some, And left fine grains like rocky cum. At last upon their final fuck, Maud's emotions ran amok. She was happy, pleasured so. Her body happy, she did glow. Forbidden, this did horrify. She tore away and fled to cry. “Boulder. You were my rock. Sediments made me sedimental. I feel igneous. It's my fault we thrust. Should we fissure? Or can we metamorphisize? I... feel hollow. I don't know what to do. I am gray. Like a rock. Which you are. My rock, Boulder.” Maud returned to claim her Boulder, Pocketing him by her shoulder. “Perhaps we should forget this, dear. None can know what happened here.” She felt so bad to hide their joy, But this truth, it could destroy. The days went by, their secret safe. Against her soul, tough, it did chafe. To hide the love for her sweet stone, Deadened her voice to monotone. She wondered why her urge for sex Had faded to minute specks. It's been a month; Maud had to know. What had stopped her natural flow. She never thought this could be true, A bright pink test made her spew. This paper's right. It had not lied. Her womb was now quite occupied. “Boulder. You gave me joy. Sentiments made me sentimental. I am scared. You will be a father. Should we come clean? Can we hide this still? I... don't care. I don't care what we do. I am happy. Like a mare. Which I am. My love, Boulder.” Faced with an upcoming foal. Maud did have to set a goal. The reason for her secrecy. Had to be faced. This she could see. It was weird between them both. Mare and rock, they would face loathe. But if a child could be born, There was no reason for this scorn. “My family would forgive us someday. But yours–” Maud choked up. She could not say. Her past regrets did sting her heart, She knew that they'd never depart. “Our wedding would fail. So why bother? Boulder, I never should have eaten your father.” By: Palm Palette Celestia's CuntIt was gigantic, gaping. My cock looked so small thrusting into that wide cavern. By: Remetheus Nights with the SunThe heated scent of pussy, the smell of royal cunt. Your hot walls squeezing around my cock reminds me of my own frailty and your immortal beauty. By: Remetheus Carpe DiemHe seized the day, and fucked her, but when he checked his bed that evening, he found night. By: Remetheus I Can't Into PoetryBig Mac is red. RD is blue. Everyone gasped. Those two, who knew? By: Wuten Changeling HaikuChangelings love to eat Love is their only food source Surprise buttsex: Best By: Jet Howitzer Forbidden PastriesCelestia's cake The tastiest cake in the land Being raped in jail? Yes. By: Jet Howitzer Solemn WishesSolemn wishes be disavowed like the sweat, upon my brow and time not found for me to weep the loss and pain, my soul to keep A promise in tenure, a promise I've kept yet with a heavy heart is how I slept tonight, a blanket and a hollow adieu for thoughts are what warm my poor Scootaloo By: AnondulusianBrony Dog Days"Good girl, Winona!" Who says that dogs don't like cats? She sure loves AJ's. By: shynight Dark Alley GamesToday I met a mare She was in a dark alley And even thought she was very scared We went on in rally Her yellow coat already in sweat The smell was intoxicating Growing my desire to make her my pet My mind was suffocating In my hooves, I demmanded her name After some resistence she said it was Flutter And just like a dangerous game I made her let me rut her llDenkerll A Tryst of FateTrenderhoof held his breath and tiphoofed into the crystal tree-house. Swift as a spy, he snuck on by. He was as quiet as a mouse. He couldn't risk her friends awake. His reputation was at stake. The sounds of ponies sleeping sound were all he heard, all around. Trenderhoof passed Apple by; the princess was his only goal. His heart beat fast. Could he last? He was nervous to his soul. He climbed up the crystal stairs, to the finest of the mares. The lights were on in her room. He stopped to sniff sweet perfume. A silent tap upon the frame, of him she'd been made aware. Her door glowed bright with magic light. It swung open; she was there. Twilight Sparkle was real wide. She beckoned Trenderhoof inside. Her tummy wobbled on its own. He thought he heard a muffled groan. He opened his mouth to ask, but her tongue was all that passed his lips. They kissed real long; their love was strong. She turned around and spread her hips. Her weird size did make him pause. She was still hot; he clenched his jaws. He could not resist her cunt. He pushed inside and gave a grunt. She was soft. His mind aloft. She felt so good upon his wood. They mated hot. His penis shot into her plot, a lot. Pressure built. He let it fly; he sploodged inside her squishy slit. That was fun, but he was done. His wide wide mate did smile and sit. She nuzzled up upon his neck. He nuzzled back; he saw a speck. She moaned again; she shot up fast. For now she was to spurt at last. The fluids that came out of her, they were not what one would think. She spurted out like a spout. Green fluid poured and flowed in sync. It quavered, wiggled, bounced and oozed. It all pooled up and then it fused. It was a lime jello mare. That was Pinkie Pie right there. Twilight's magic turned her back into her normal pony form. “That was a ton of sexy fun!” Pinkie winked and looked all warm. Steam rose up from Pinkie there. A fruity odor filled the air. She let out a happy sigh. She was content; that was no lie. Trenderhoof's eyes went wide. He froze in shock. His heart skipped a beat. “Huh, wuh, how? What, just, now?” His ears drooped down into defeat. “But she was just– You were just–” He did regret his rabid lust. He had to know despite his dread, “What just happened?” ...in bed. “You just had sex with Pinkie Pie who was having sex with me.” Twilight giggled. Pinkie wiggled. They hoof-bumped for him to see. Twilight and Pinkie winked at him. He felt as if they'd torn a limb. They mocked him with their screwy sex, and now he knew what were those specks. They were from the jello mare that Trenderhoof had fucked galore. “I feel unclean. My dick is green!” His member was an eyesore. He tried to wipe away the stain. Stubbornly, it did remain. The mares both giggled at his plight. Their shadows cast in candlelight. Twilight's smirk spoke of her game. “Every stallion's been the same: “You all want sex with my big plot, “but what you get is diddly-squat! “A shocking fate does lie in store: “Your dick is green forevermore.” By: Palm Palette The Perfect MareOnce upon a time As he sat in a chair Salted Pingas tried to rhyme About a perfect mare He worked day and night As he wrote what she would need Put his roommate into fright As he refused to feed And at the end of a week Pingas smiled in delight The paper he’d not need to tweak For he had finished it alright. As he lifted it up high Gloriously he read: “A fine ass.” By: Salted Pingas FoxyThere was once a mare Whose very body bore many a flair: Mane of brown, pelt of red and grey And black, furry legs to add to that fray A horn graced with grey and black And wings of the same color and a red tail to smack Any unfortunate pony who dared talk back When her mood wasn’t necessarily slack One day, however, things were quite different for her As the heat within began taking a violent stir Forcing the mare named Foxfire to have naught a say But rather, instead, settle this the old-fashioned way Flying the skies and racing the earth as if on fire For this particular heat was so very dire She needed to fix this, preferably now Yet one question, ever so persistent, lingered in her mind: but how? After nearly collapsing from wearing herself down And thinking that she wasn’t safe nor sound, Upon her came a charming gentlecolt Who, after asking her if it was alright, gave her quite the jolt Both screamed all night long in utmost pleasure And doing most unusual things for extra measure Since Foxfire’s mind wasn’t quite in the right place The colt felt as if she’d bring out a fearsome mace After that invigorating night, they parted ways Albeit only for a time, perhaps many days The colt wound up wedding that alicorn dove Since the day he’d learned that, with him, Foxy was in love By: Dragonborne Fox CommunistFriendship is magic \ But in Red Equestria \ The ponies ride you \ By: totallynotabrony TraumalooDash, I can hear you What are you doing? What the- That's not pee, is it? By: Azure Blackstone My Friend the WindChangeling in the breeze Wind whistles through its legholes I think it just came By: Azure Blackstone What the Blueberry Fuck?Twilight did like Rarity, and so she said to her: “Rarity, I like you, in a naughty, naughty way; Let’s make love at midnight and keep on ‘til the next day.” Rarity was flattered and quite horny, so said “Sure!” So they grooved and they screwed and they fornicated and they copulated And they danced and they fucked in the hay. This romp in the hay was in Applejack’s barn. In AJ’s barn there was lots of hay to be found of course, And they scissored and licked ‘til their throats were horse. And in the morning AJ found them, and they said “Darn!” But Applejack was secretly a lesbian also, So she joined them without a single bit of remorse. So the three of them were having an orgy, when who did appear? Apple Bloom walked in on them, and she’s like, “I didn’t know my sister and her friends were dykes. Know what, forget you all. This is NOT my problem.” And she went off to try to get a cutie mark in riding a trike. It was breakfast time, and the three mares parted ways. Rarity went back to stabbing Trenderhoof with a knife, Applejack decided it was time to tell AB about the miracle of life, And Twilight decided to do more research on gays. But they all agreed to rejoin for an encore and to also invite Shining's wife. So the very next day after showers, The three mares once again came together, As did the one controlling the weather, Because we all know Rainbow Dash fights for gay power. And Cadance, being the princess of love, Arrived with a marefriend named Heather. Then the six of them sat in a roundish shape And they fiddled their cooches 'til they were quite wet. This was sure to be a night of debauchery they would never forget. Then Heather reached into her backpack and grabbed some tape. She said "I'm also into bondage, if any of you are turned on." The wings of Cadance, Twilight, and Dash spread wide Because they wanted to tie up the mare they just met. So they duct taped her to the ceiling, Then repeatedly rammed a rubber dildo up her ass. And she screamed and she moaned as the mass Of rubber intensified the pleasure she was feeling. Twilight had to use magic for this, because the Wings of the Pegasi and Alicorns were still reeling. And as she fucked Heather so sweetly And made her squirt buckets of cum All the ponies below licked up some. Cadance lit up a joint and was completely Baked while she fucked her pussy with Rarity's horn, And Rarity herself was drunk on rum. Now once Heather's rear had been hammered quite well Twilight opened up a big cardboard box And in it she found chains, collars, cuffs, and locks. It was Big Mac's, as far as Applejack could tell. Twilight stared in awe at all the equipment there And wished she could suck on some horse cocks. AJ took a few lengths of chain and wrapped them around Twilight's hooves, putting her in a hog tie of sorts. and into her mouth the farm mare stuffed Dash's boxer shorts, And chained up Twilight's turgid wingboner, and sure enough the alicorn frowned Because she was used to being the one in the dominant position, And she was afraid that from Dash she'd get genital warts. Now Pinkie and Flutters I'm sure you have found Are not in this story; there's a reason for that. They were currently fucking in an empty industrial vat, So you see that's why they're not around. And boy, do they go wild when with lots of ponies Especially when working with urine or scat. And it happens, that right around now, Another pony decided to enter the fray Big Macintosh hadn't gotten any action at all today. And he had then just finished milking the cows After squeezing the milk out of an udder He wanted to squeeze his own semen out and get laid. So Macintosh opened the barn doors wide, and the mares' legs wider still. The sunlight shown on their magical orgy of bliss But the red pony noticed there was something very amiss. There were far too many fertile fields for one stallion to till. So Macintosh ran with his earth pony strength up to Canterlot To grab Shining armor, a good friend of his. When the two well-endowed stallions returned to the place Shining and Cadance winked at each other, Then Rarity stuck her horn in the mouth of Twi's brother, And Heather sat on Big Macintosh's very red face. He felt his stallionhood rising to salute, and needed a place to jam it. Indeed, it was times like this he most missed his mother. This orgy went on for many hours, with breaks--of course--for tea The barn stunk to high heaven with the sweat of riled up horses. At six they all took a break for a dinner in four courses, Then they went straight back to bucking each other instead of apple trees. And the shouts of climax and joy filled the night air As the ponies gave in to the carnal Dionysian forces. Big Macintosh moaned at the center of it all Surrounded by shrieking mares with sticky fish-smelling manes. He had a quite amusing question enter his brain: If Shining is pinning Twilight--his dick in her ass--against the wall While I'm eating out Applejack's quite engorged pussy, Which is better, the princest or wincest we've obtained? By: Super Trampoline Haiku BattleCrescent moon adorns Her midnight blue supple flank Her full moon shines bright Her moon is divine My eyes widen at the sight Face not bad either Shimmering ethereal Tail that covers and conceals Her greatest treasure Nightmare Night Sweets are Given to sate her hunger The plot has thickened To be placed beneath Her godlike posterior Is a dream come true Moonbutt induces Oxygen deprivation Facesitting is hot Sacred Flower hides Blooms in the moonlit orchard It's nectar is sweet Big Mac and his probe Are reaching Lunar Landing Someone tell Houston As the moon moves tides, When she wiggles her cute rump Many eyes follow Curvaceous and round Twin globes entice and bewitch- Oh God, she's futa By: Azure Blackstone and The Eternal Black Flame Regarding My DickPonies Enjoy Nibbling Its Shaft. By: Super Trampoline Abortions Turn Zecora OnThe thought of something in my belly, Making other mares be jelly, Only then to snuff it out: It brings a tickle to my snout! I'd like to feel a foal inside me Then swallow potions you provide me Causing still birth of the fetus steeped in permanent quietus. But impregnation isn't easy, With side effect of feeling queasy, So dolls I'll stuff within my hangar To be fished out with coat hanger. By: Super Trampoline Haiku of another meeting of townsponies and ZecoraThe cure for boredom Is the condition a plague Taunting the zebra By: borgmephitis Not enough loveNot enough love. Too much love, many have said before Long wanting for a lay, as Applejack would say; “Didn’t want any regular ol’ whore Read my lips, I want that Rainbow my way!” Fun times together Usually in a bedroom Cannot stay apart for too long Kittenishly is her usual lure Mainly towards her best friends Yet she plays passionately between the sheets Like a roaring blaze I however cannot explain her exact ends First, I must explain her exact plan of world domination Everyone gets AIDS, once the Pinkie is done with you. Five is the number of days you have in a work week Nights can be very long since you’re alone At every end, you will feel very weak but with a tweak, Freddy’s love for ponies, and yours, will make you feel right at home. By: Lion Tale This Next One's About CocksCock You are a cock. Hard. You are hard. Like a cock. Which you are. Cock. By: Mally Your Dick is a PonyLook at your pony. Your pony's amazing. Love your pony. Your pony is raising. Touch your pony. Your pony is happy. Stroke your pony. Your pony is sappy. Squeal at your pony. Your pony is sticky. Wash your pony. That was a quickie. So who is your pony? Mine's Scootaloo. By: Palm Palette That Which Is Sought AfterNervous smiles, Soft breaths, Playful nuzzles, Heartbeats in chests Loving gestures, Tentative hooves Movements rough, and movements smooth A ruffled mane, and a bitten lip A gentle kiss, a playful nip A smile to encourage, a nod to carry on Soft breaths again, until the lovers are far gone A whimper of delight, A stroking hoof's search Crackling firelight, An overwhelming urge Holding close Loving touch Fire is burning it is not quite enough So time is slow And breaths are fast For she has found Her love at last A passionate lick A whimper in response For love is now found Though love was once lost So as indigo eyes meet those of her other She brushes a strand of pink hair from her lover For though she once lost Now she has found it Her love, her kindness, Her generosity rebounded Tightened muscles A cry of delight Finally complete, Her true love holds her tight. By: CalculusFilly After Show PartyThere was this young filly named Dashie, Whose composure was often bold and flashy, Speaking of which, She had quite the itch, To see her idols live and in color. The desired day came, And with all their glory and fame, The Wonderbolts came to her strutting. It was such a bliss, When first with a kiss, They then started the rutting. Dashie screamed in delight, As Spits squeezed her ass tight, And Soarin' gave her a neat nutting. So deep his shaft went, When over the bench she was bent, It almost felt like a gutting. The very morning after, One could hear triumphant laughter, Because of the letter she got, Dashie now was a hot-shot. So now when they reach the end of the show, When all the spotlights lose their glow, The after-show-party begins. By: Kinetic Heat DistaffCadance and Shining lying together Fearlessly innovating among the nethers Shining unsure, but willing to please Does as ordered, gets on his knees. There's a bit of a zap, bit of a hiss Shining discovers something amiss Cadance grins, beckons come-hither-to-me That's it honey, give me the V! By: totallynotabrony Inspired by: Anonymous Assassin SunscreenCelestia’s cream \ Sunshine futa gives everypony \ The Vitamin D \ By: totallynotabrony Happy Anti-Pants Dance DayMy sweet cunt, tis of thee Sweet mound of ecstasy Of thee I sing Mound where my boner slides Mound where my stallion’s pride Penetrates deep inside Let’s start ramming My eager mare cunt, thee Rammed in the Everfree Thy moans I love I love thy hocks and heels Orifices so filled My heart with rapture thrills As in I shove Let’s get thee on thy knees And with thy mouth, shall please Expanded dong Let eager tongues awake Of that sweet bliss, partake Fat cocks, thy jaws intake Thy mouth, mine schlong. Our glorious rod, to thee Author of ecstasy Worship this wang Long may thy cunt be tight Snug fit for dicks, despite My ardent ramming might Marathon bang. By: Mally Author's Note Sweet, sweet freedom of speech Buckin'A farmer’s life is full of buckin’ Buckin’ trees til bushel’s filled Buckin’ hard til seed’s spilled Buckin’ hips til mare’s’re thrilled Buckin’ fast til need’s fulfilled Buckin’ all day Buckin’ erry day Buckin’ ev’ry which way Buckin’ for work and Buckin’ for play Buckin’ til the cows come home Buckin’ in groups or Buckin’ alone A farmer’s job is never done Apple, buckin’ for everyone. By: Mally A Rock for Hearth's WarmingDown on the rock farm this Hearth’s Warming Night The Pies and the Apples had gathered together To enjoy the traditions of this season of light Warmed by the fire in spite of the weather The last game of the night was a present hunt Hidden throughout by both families with care So they ran through the house from the back to the front Except for two ponies who went up the stairs Marble took Big Mac up into her room Pulled him to the bed, there was no need to talk Then Big Mac gave her the present she wanted And just like she’d hoped, it was hard as a rock By: Littlecolt QuickieOnce while shooting his skeet Pony Joe saw a mare in the street He waved hello By: Salted Pingas A Fine Lubber MaidenThere once was a ma-re Who had such nice ha-ir Flowing from he-re to the-re She winked at me we-ll Which I did find swe-ll Then into bed we fe-ll I mounted her twi-ce Which was quite ni-ce So I did make it thri-ce When did come the mo-rn She did eye me with sco-rn And realized she’d a child unbo-rn She yelled like a shr-ew: “Ye dumb ol’ lout, y-ou!” So left her to rejoin me cr-ew By: Salted Pingas The Joys of Inter-Species SexA fair mare her species abandoned To date instead a human: Brandon. His penis was only Half that of a pony, But she let him stick his whole hand in. By: Super Trampoline Get Rekt"Get rekt," said Gilda, pompus and full of blow Her secret love could not know Fluttershy had captured her gaze Gilda couldn't get the thought to go "You get rekt," Flutters replied A new resolve in her eyes Iron Will had taught her well A new confidence in her mind "Fuck me," pleaded Gilda on her back Fluttershy on the attack Gilda unbelieving in her luck Until her face hit with a smack No time to rest, no time to mend Gilda squawking like a hen "Get rekt," whispered Fluttershy Forcing her entire foreleg in By: totallynotabrony Author's Note Notice how there was a year between new poems? Submit your own! Cocks as Long as Horses'We're the roughest little buckers in town Got the girth, got the mojo, no harder throbbing meat-sticks around We are a trio, buck as a team We'll be the first ponies out on the gang banging scene We get stroking when the whore shows her muff We know going balls deep is just never enough We're gonna spurt, but so what? We don't get depleted Well the condom's gonna break but, we don't need it We've got cocks as long as horses' We've got cocks as long as horses' We've got cocks as long as horses' We've got cooooooocks, cocks long as horses' When we put our dicks together, we share a sleeve We're the Cutie Mark Crusaders, so get on your knees We drip anticipation to buck if your cunt's shaven Get it in We've got cocks as long as horses' We've got cocks as long as horses' We've got cocks as long as horses' And we're horny as sin as we rut your holes silly We can conquer any pussy we're in We've got cooooooocks, cocks long as horses' Cocks long as horses' By: Marnssj excerpted from Foalcon Five Inbred to the CoreWe've been doing this for generations Reproducing by the tons We fuck all across the pony nation From our cousins to aunts and sons We're apples forever, apples together We're family but so much more If someone refuses he'll be bound in leather We're inbred to the core. There's no place that I'd rather be Then getting drilled by my family Others are disgusted, but they all agree That we're one really fucked up bunch We're apples forever, apples together We're family but so much more If someone refuses he'll be bound in leather We're inbred to the core. We gladly give and we love to receive Any fluids you can squirt on me We'll suck your dicks both thick and thin Just as long as you are our Apple kin All your cum is so good to drink Or filling my pussy to the brink I'll present my ass with an inviting wink In our big family orgy We're apples forever, apples together We're family but so much more If someone refuses he'll be bound in leather We're inbred to the core. By: Alexander White They're All About CocksCocks. So many cocks. Secretions. Make me secretive. Thick and round, and ready to pound. Shades of white in grey. By: Mally Teen DreamThere was once a mare, Who had a terrible fare, for she was wet. Till one night a rapist came to glide, Through her window set aside, He was going to have some fun, I bet! With a swift leap he was the leading role, She was going to ride his pole, It would be a terrible mess. A swift move it came out, His length to brag about! For it was twelve inches, no less! With a thump and a thump, It went up her rump, And even I'm surprised it didn't bleed. With a pump and a pump, And a bump and a bump, The thirst finally quenched for her need. She came and she came, Honestly, that was her aim, Slowly she went to sleep. It had gone in pretty deep... By: darcyyanew I want to be with herThere's a woman named Twilight Sparkle I'm obsessed with her She uses spells and magic and whatever I always wonder if she has one that makes her butt bigger I see her everywhere I go It drives me mad It's like God wants to force us together That makes me sad I don't want her to be forced I want her to love me truthfully But I know she'll never love me She's not really one for honesty She treats me like a friend I know she thinks I'm a freak She acts to be like I'm the same species Oh, I'll never make her sweet spot leak I'm tired of this Why can't she see that I love her?! I follow her around and do everything for her!! Why can't she see it!!! I'll do anything for her!! I'll get you a crown and a dress!! I'll work so hard my hands can't press!! I'm on my f***ing knees! I'm pleading to her!! PLEASE!!! SEE THAT I LOVE YOU!!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!!!! By: Arm Maggedon Ode to the MilkmareIn Trottingham there lives a mare Who is known by all far and near Her unusual gait Is due to the weight Of the teats swinging close to her rear Her name is a constellation And to orphans she gives a donation Milky Way is a dear And from what I do hear A source of young colt masturbation By: Azure Blackstone ColumbineColumbine the filly, careless and meek When you say vore she says Hide and Go Seek Bondage is dressup, watersports is for cleaning She gives special cuddles, not knowing their meaning She hides from the world in plain sight, it is said The perversions do not reach the confines of her head I'd give you a hug and tell you it's alright But I think you'd try give me a French kiss goodnight By: Azure Blackstone Scratching the SurfaceOnce I was a DJ, rocking out in the night But I longed for something else to dirty my pelt of white Some good solid work, proud to do my trade I wanted to be a sea captain, then I'd have it made Drinking, sailing, taking every dare The life of a pirate, not some pretty mare Things started off great, the boat was doing fine I'd done very well, meeting this goal of mine A storm on the horizon gave me a surprise I saw no safe port when I put my spyglass to my eyes Waves, Wind, pulling at the ship Chances were, it could become my crypt A towering wall of water knocked me overboard Poseiden was ready to add me to his watery hoard Something wrapped around me, giving me a rise I broke the surface, surprised to be alive Smile, laugh, deep lavender eyes She was the savior who had heard my cries Octavia was her name, a beautiful creature was she I felt that I should thank her for kindly rescuing me Of course I didn't mind the tentacles, I'm no prissy girl Just beneath the surface I had found something to totally rock my world. By: totallynotabrony Better Living Through DupingIn the land of Equestria There sat a certain pool That with the proper chanting Would reveal a pony, dual. It caused quite a commotion A baker went quite mad For within a single afternoon 'twas overused, a tad. The pool was blocked, for safety Was never used again Or so the town was led to believe By certain librarian This egghead, had, for science Memorized the spot And for several months she waited Until the town forgot On certain moonlit evenings Young unicorn did schlep Away from tree she called her home Excitement in her step For she'd often paused to wonder On the merits of a twin And after thorough research Her mind did turn to sin She'd never had a lover Not even her first kiss But then there was another her A chance she couldn't miss She's significantly less stressed these days Her mane, less often frayed Remarkable the blessings Of simply getting laid. And for those who are feeling stressed? What might our dear librarian suggest? 'If opportunity comes to test... Enjoy yourself, literally: It's the best!' By: Mally Ode to the ElementsOh, most noble Elements Thy Princess wishes to provide A most delicious recompense Our saviors, we doth wish inside Our chambers late upon the Night We seven in throes of passion Until the morning sun doth glow Our sister's dearest, young Twilight Her pale friend, a mare of fashion Both unicorns, that we might Know. Into our chambers, get thee hence A single delay, we shan't abide Thou mares of most intriguing bents It is Our wish that thee will ride Oh bastion ye, of honest might Provider of fruit, our daily ration Tis something more that you doth grow Oh dancing baker of delight Melancholy's pink assassin With Us, make music, until cock crows. Please, fine mares, take no offense Mine gratitude, We will not hide And thy reward, though be intense Is not away from to be shied. Oh Pegasi, let Us show thee flight Our pink haired angel of compassion Until the seas doth overflow And speedster of prismatic light Dost thou feel the waves crashing? Our passion soars with thee, Rainbow Oh, most noble Elements Thy Princess wishes to provide A most delicious recompense, So won't you come, join Us inside! By: Mally An Enthralling Ethical EncounterThe twins she had binged from her minge had lynched the long lost love-making lusts from her bust and had established a trust between the fair pair of handsome stallion and quaint mare. But such a love could never last as their trust was sadly cast to the fate of one sprightly parasprite unwittingly wooing him with all her might. Pinkie's great asses' mass did clearly strike avast poor Mr. Cake's lucid loyalty in every unexpected aspect of his merry marriage. He prayed to the modest goddess of love and all the shining stars above that he would respect his wife and live his life with no more of this tension and sexual strife. Ay but how the goddess did smirk, as she was kind of a jerk, plucking his plonkers almost instantaneously after hearing his plea. 'Why not should one so handsome as thee indulge in the sex of not two but three?' 'But fair maiden!' he cried, 'Are you suggesting, before my eyes, a surly surprise that I should abandon my lover for another and-' And then Pinkie Pie bent over to pick up a piece of candy. Sproing! Well...at least he tried. Er, I mean, He was tried, that is, when the local law saw his raw emotions spent on one unlucky lass whose ass was severely penetrated and reverse-liberated from behind by a presumably drunken uncle, blowing his chunks've potential offspring into the would-be offering of- Well, you get the point. By: wariyoshi Making of the FluttsicleTrixie had a magic wand She found it out by a cottage and pond So delighted was she with the precious new thing she went to that cottage and had a fling Now Fluttershy is not the usual mare to let anypony go south with her there But Trixie and her magic stick... ...so thick and slick, that magic stick... Fluttershy had to go to town she left her lover without a sound and perhaps by chance or greedy eyes She put the wand in her bag, ups and flies. Town was something of an awkward affair Of course it would be, for that pegasus there Feeling all the more flustered under her hair, she ducked into the library, thinking each pony stared. Twilight Sparkle, on the other hoof Will experiment more, if bit of a poof, And teasing that wand from Fluttershy's bag She nuzzles up to the mare; her eyelashes wag With a bit of a rutt (some done like a mutt!) Sparkle ploughs up that rug tough as a thug Now Fluttershy's all a quiver'n'quake But Twilight Sparkle has still more to slake So up in her magic, the pegasus for round two Takes her back home to find unicorn of blue Trixie and Twilight have bit of a beef In working the magic each thought they were chief and now between them Fluttershy lay panting and sweating; each mare wants her way Heaving and pleading Wanting and needing Each one with a horn and a pegasus worn Now Fluttershy couldn't take no more Each of her lovers she did implore But no! With the wand give a furious tickle One heinous shove, and now she's a Fluttssicle. By: ambion The Secret Ingredient is LovePinkie Pie returned to the family's rock farm today. She went into their home and gave her parents both hugs. “I would write, but a letter for this would underplay the greatest passion for which that my mare-heart now tugs.” Pinkie's mother did look up and she silenced her foal. “Pinkamena, you know you can stay home for a while. We'd love to hear all about it but we won't cajole, As long as your happy, we'll be happy and smile.” From her saddlebags, Pinkie took some bread and some jam. “Let me make you all lunch now; something special, I've brought.” She made gooey sandwiches for both father and dam. The taste was real awkward; to keep their smiles they fought. Her father chewed quickly and he gulped down that last bite. “That is a weird taste and I can't place that odd flavor.” Despite all the hairs, her mother was still quite polite. “If it's from your heart dear, this strange sandwich I'll savor.” Pinkie made one for herself, and gave seconds to them. She gobbled hers up while her parents chocked down theirs too. “I'm in love with a great pony and he's quite a gem. He's quite the stallion for me and we both had snoo snoo.” Pinkie jumped on the table and reared up to declare, “His throbbing penis is thick like the rung of this chair. My vagina is real tight, but once he shoved it in there, he did cum up inside me and made me his mare.” Pinkie's parents were startled and her father did yell, “Pinkamena, such foul language, your sisters could hear!” Too late, Inkamena walked in, and she was like, “Well, so when can we see this stallion who prodded your rear?” Pinkie opened the front door and the sight was bizarre. “I hope you don't mind, but he's just a bit smelly.” A stallion's head did stick up from inside a big jar. “Meesa loves to just fuck her in huge tubs of jelly!” By: Palm Palette Derpy X: Rondeau of HoovesThe mare known as Derpy Hooves, or sometimes Ditzy Doo Is a bubbly sort of pony, cheerful through and through Though when one gets her alone, young Ditzy oft proves Despite her moniker, this girl has got some moves That are sure to turn her visitors to quivering mounds of goo Ponyville's least well kept secret, unknown to very few Grey pegasus, with bubble butt, and unique point of view Bright of eye, and cause of storms, not everyone approves The mare known as Derpy Hooves Endearing or annoying, the choice is up to you Should you visit Ponyville, in search of something new Home to certain mailmare, and her high regard for youths Assuming you enjoy her, as she your mood improves With the skillful touch of Ditzy Doo, The mare known as Derpy Hooves. By: Mally AN: I don't even remotely apologize for the terrible pun in the title. Flying SoloWhile over the sky I fly, I was entranced by these beautiful eyes. I flew down for a talk, and became rather shocked how similar we were, She and I. Oh time has flown right out the door, as we sat holding hooves by the shore. My heart felt so light, the end of day seemed so bright, just being with the mare I adored. With the ceremony all done and said, our love was now finally wed. I took her back to the suite, and sounding less then discreet, we both made sweet love in that bed. Our marriage was never turned into a chore and when the time came that she bore, we felt such joyous glee now that we would finally see our dream of a family evermore. The good times were not meant to last. These events unfolded too fast. A runaway carriage we saw roll, and brought death to our foal Our joy had been all but abashed. Come one day we both sighed. In the name of Celestia we did try, to regain our youth, from a death so uncouth, before ourselves from sorrow did we die. What joy, for a child we just had, but soon what was glad turned to drab. For again I saw death, and as she drew her last breath, promise of a loving father she must have. A life with my wife had been lashed, but with the love of my filly, I'd get past. For a promise was made, that I would fly high and never fade, all for my little Rainbow Dash. By: AnondulusianBrony Crystalline DelightPurgatory of happiness and bliss, A brilliant beacon of the love far exceeding that of a kiss. Peace and unity, Brilliance and clarity. Until the reign of immorality. Cries of pain plagued the land with the stallion's coming, Trumpets and horns blared his armies' marching. Steel struck Crystal and Crystal struck Steel, And we forced the enemy to yield. They came and passed, But returned at last, From a gorge of dark magic. With intentions to cause devastation most tragic, He descended upon us alone. His heart frozen to stone. That Somber knight, Challenging the ancient rights, My eyes beheld the terrible fright, For at the end of that disputed night, There remained nothing of our crystalline delight. This wasn't a pilgrim claiming to have seen the light, No! For we felt no touch and breathed no air under his awesome might! He preached his sovereignty, Over our oligarchy. And with ours spirits waning, His power gaining, The shadows of our souls became overbearing. Our coats once gleaming bright and strong, How dulled and unsaturated under his song! We said, "Tear down the king of darkness and of shadow!" Rising up, and falling down, Our valiant efforts crushed into the ground. Here we stand, Shackled and chained, Like animals to be restrained. They gleam green his eyes, Dancing with fires of envy. For in his heart so black and sullied, This king knows he must hurry. There will come a day when freedom reigns, And to the sky all our necks will crane. Not once, not twice, nor thrice, Oh no, Four times the southern lights shall ignite, Three falling, the final, restoring our crystalline delight. By: JenkinsRevenge The Early TrainA mare of pink, with a heart of gold; Her specialty was love, as the stories all told. For, that very night, when the ponies were asleep, She'd closed her window, so, her modesty, she could keep. For the Prince was out on royal duty, And yet, she still needed to be sated. The task fell to her own hooves, But with herself she still debated. She debated about many things, Among which was her voice; For as she was the Princess of Love, BOY, could she make noise. Eventually, she could not resist, And her hoof trailed down below. It made contact, and she released a gasp; She was practically aglow. Soon, however, it wasn't enough, So her horn lit with a magic true; For as she read in libraries large, Some interesting knowledge she accrued. Upon herself, she bestowed An object made of light. It lightly buzzed, so hopefully, It would relieve her of her plight. She made contact once more and tried to withhold A whimper of delight. But unfortunately for that Princess, It echoed through the night. At first, it seemed harmless, Like no one noticed her moans. However, unbeknownst to that Princess, Some lights began to show. That Princess was too far gone to notice, As ponies gathered beneath Her window that had swung open They were in awe and disbelief. As every thrust gained momentum And her voice gained sound The crowd gained restlessness; A cheering began to resound. For the ponies of the Kingdom Came to adore, Their very own Crystal Princess Whose heart beat with love and warmth. That love spread over all the ponies, As the Princess neared her peak; And as the Princess forgot her worries, The ponies all felt the heat. As the Princess gave one last push, That sent her spiraling over the brink, Her loyal subjects found themselves All joining her, in sync. As the crowd writhed along With the Princess, to an imaginary tune A young Prince had gotten home early, And he felt himself swoon. He recognized the feeling Coursing through his veins. Needless to say, he was confused, But he was glad he took the early train. By: CalculusFilly Because I Love YouBon Bon loved Lyra And Lyra loved her Together they loved another And loved together they were But Bon Bon was an odd one Much to Lyra’s dismay Their love was truly tested One fateful day Lyra returned home And saw too much cardboard And in the center of it all Was Bon Bon on the floor She held in her hooves An electronical device An Xbox 360 If one wants to be precise She told Lyra she loved her A love that would put all the others to shame And that love can be shown in many ways But none of the ways were ever the same So she took the Xbox And opened Lyra’s mouth And shoved it down her gullet Before she could even shout Lyra’s supple eyes leaked tears As the plastic was shoved inside her Bon Bon hugged her marefriend And sat right beside her “Out love is eternal, “Nothing could us separate,” And with that, she shoved the plastic again And began to masturbate This went on for hours Xboxes, again and again A never ending flood Much to Lyra’s pain Soon her body couldn’t take it It simply said “fuck this.” And thus, her heart stopped beating As her body quit Bon Bon cried for days on end Unconsolable It is truly tragic When love ends so terrible By: Regidar Author's Note So apparently there is art of this. link Futa FTWDick the mares with cocks a-plenty Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Drains your balls until they're empty Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. How'd you grow the meat and two veg? Fa-la-la, la-la la-la-la-la. But who cares, I'll scrape your womb's edge Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. As the spell begins to weaken Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, Lighting up like a massive beacon, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, Makeshift dick dissolves to nothing, Fa-la-la, la-la la-la-la-la. Shriveling up from so much cumming, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. By: Brony_of_Brody Author's Note Merry Hearth's Warming Eve <3 ~C====3 The Were-Mare“Welcome class, our new student from Canterlot High: Flash Sentry is here. Please, say 'hi'.” A dashing young man with electric blue hair waltzed in the classroom with nary a care. All the girls did swoon, but one caught his eye. “Twilight Sparkle?” he asked. This caught him awry. She blushed and stammered. She melted right there. This cute guy knew her? She loved his—electric blue hair. Teacher Octavia tapped on her board. They spent the afternoon learning about the G-chord. While class was in session they passed notes galore. It was love at first sight and his heart did soar. When the school closed out, he asked for a date. She said 'yes' and she kissed him and his hopes escalate. They ordered two steaks and had some red wine. But something was off—she wasn't quite fine. Her dog yapped and growled and she looked at the moon. If it wasn't full, it would be quite soon. “So you have a dog too?” Flash Sentry did ask. She nodded and shuffled. She kept up her mask. “I saw another Twilight in Canterlot High. Her dog could talk, and she was quite shy.” “He knows I can talk?” Spike whispered in shock. “Quiet you.” Twilight silenced him with a rolled up sock. “Thanks for the supper, but I must retreat.” She'd eaten her parsley but left all her meat. Flash Sentry was curious; he followed her trail. He found her deep in the park and she had—a tail!? She discarded her clothes and by moonlight transformed. A lavender unicorn stood there when she had reformed. “She'd beautiful,” he whispered. That gave him away. “Who's there?” Twilight twirled. Her mane on display. Flash Sentry stepped out, his hands held up high. “You followed me!?” she wailed. “Why? Just, why?” “You were in such a hurry you forgot your purse.” She flushed and muttered a profane curse. “I'm a monster – you shouldn't see me like this.” He held up her head for a passionate kiss. “You're no monster, you're a fine lovely mare.” He shed his clothes. “You're naked too; it's only fair.” She turned around and raised up her tail. He rutted her there; she did moan and wail. Only stars were witness to this sexy young jam. ...and the magical dog, with his streaming webcam. By: Palm Palette Can you quack like a duckCan you quack like a duck when you suck Can you buck like a horse when we fuck Can you take every inch up your butt Can you shit on my chest for good luck Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suck Can you fart on my balls when we fuck Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt Can you shit on my chest for good luck Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck You're old enough to suck You're old enough to fuck But you aint cute enough to where I want to knock you up And if you swallow it whole can you take it up the butt Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut Well I want to knock you down Cause I want to knock you up All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt Then you turn around and then you suck it up While your marefriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suck Can you buck like a horse when we fuck Can you take every inch up your butt Can you shit on my chest for good luck Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suck Can you fart on my balls when we fuck Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt Can you shit on my chest for good luck Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck You're old enough to suck You're old enough to fuck But you aint clean enough to where I want to knock you up Then you swallow what you sucked while you take it up the butt Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut Well I want to knock you down Cause I want to knock you up All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt Then you turn around and then you suck it up While your marefriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt By: Shrek the Ogre HeatFuck you, sun. That's what I want to do. So what if you're a goddess. You're not immune to sex once your body decides it wants my body. Can you imagine: My cock gleaming in light, your lips parted and waiting. I'd find radiance in your cunt, taste its sweet wet shimmer. I'd touch the sun on your flank, feel it taut beneath my hooves. Lusting your light, so close to burning— even if my flanks roasted and my cock charred I'd do you with a smile on my face. By: Remetheus Because It Had To BeBecause it had to be for others to see my lynching was made public, bare i was to be, my legs spread, myself on my knees. A ghastly trespass was what made this ensue to treat the princess to a night of passion most crude. yet with defiant banter I say out loud, a last quip. The princess most sweet, made for a hard trip! A whip lashed my end, such delicious pain too For this ill compared, to what Celestia would do With each passing strike, my mind began to wonder If I courted her, would that white flank I'd find under? After my torture had ended and my pervasive self shunned I grinned, for I know the worst was now done I left with a grin, my look such a defiant one. They thought me beaten, and with this I've bothered for fun "You did what you must, But I've already won." By: AnondulusianBrony Luna's Rape FaceMuch to Celestia’s dismay Luna put her Rape Face on one day. She didn’t curtsy, she didn’t bow, She chose a Guard and said “FUCK ME NOW!” Celestia complained, “Now Luna dear! You can’t fuck Blazing – the poor guy’s queer!” But Luna fucked Blazing, and fucked him hard, And left him spent – then fucked the Day Guard! Gold helmets flew, gold breastplates too, And Luna got covered in stallion spoo! Then lest they think they were given a slight, Luna grinned and took on the Guard of Night! There was a flurry of fangs and leathery bat wings Along with goatskin chaps and rubbery things! And just as all thought she’d had her fill, Luna took to the air – next stop, Ponyville! The first Element she pounced, poor Rainbow Dash, Was left whimpering and flightless, with a well-eaten gash! Poor Pinkie was next – Luna put her in her place It’ll take a solid week to get THAT smile off her face! Fluttershy meeped, and most timorously hid, “Don’t!” cried her sister, but Luna sure did! The Night Princess said, “I want that sweet timid slot! And I could just kiss and cuddle that downy soft plot!” Rarity objected – “Please, Luna don’t touch my mane!” But that didn’t stop her from coming, again and again! Applejack was ready. She kicked Luna in the face! “I like ‘em feisty!” said Luna, and she set the pace! Five Elements down, all panting, all wet; On the sixth one Luna’s heart was now set. Twilight ran for cover, casting spell after spell, “Don’t take me! Take Spike!” she was heard to yell. Spike jumped on Luna’s back, and spat fire on her ass, “Woohoo!” cried Luna. “I like a dragon with sass!” Like a bolt from on high Celestia came down, And like a great thunderhead dark was her frown. But she stayed her wrath, and laughed long and loud, To see her dark sister getting righteously plowed! Spike had her on her back, her legs splayed out wide And Luna moaned as he impaled her on his pride! Twilight came out of hiding, her eyes huge with shock, To see the sheer size of that dragon’s cock! “I never knew he had it in him!” Twilight cried. “It’s in Luna right now,” Celestia said with pride. “And now, dear Twilight,” she said, “make us some tea! Because this time it’s just your juicy snatch – and ME!” Walt2012 The SecretI donned my best attire, For a trip to an empire, A land where crystals did gleam. So I boarded the train, Just after baggage claim, Only leaving a trail of steam. The town was a sight, But I had plans for the night. And so I arrived at the castle Once I met her eyes, To much my surprise, I admit I was feeling bashful. The Princess was fine, With her I would dine, Upon a delicate feast. And so she put on a show And little did I know, That I would show her my beast. Once the evening had died, 'A Good Night' she implied, And I thought my evening was done. But, I went up to her room, And consummated my doom. Time flies when you're having fun. She laid in her bed, And I swore that she said That he's in for a great surprise. So I quickly left, Knowing I had been deft, And to never make a reprise. And so a day came by, I thought I might die, When I heard the royal news. A new baby would come, But Cadance acted dumb. And Shining took to the booze. By: Flutterpriest Three Little FilliesThree little fillies awoke one fine day, On all of their minds there was one word: play. The first one, White, left her sister’s boutique. The next, Yellow, left her family farm. The last one, Orange, left from Yellow’s barn. Three little fillies went into the Town. White then wondered why Orange wore a frown. Orange was embarrassed and would not talk, So white asked Yellow why she was upset, Then Yellow looked around and said, “Not yet.” Three little fillies came upon a tent, Orange then turned red, and inside she went. A sign outside read, “Get your ‘toys’ right here!” White got excited and moved to go in, Yellow stopped White with a hoof and a grin. Two little fillies watched the third come out. Orange had a bag, bridle, and a pout. Yellow took the bag, then grinned ear to ear, “To the Town Square!” Yellow said quite loudly. Her two friends followed, Orange not proudly. Three little fillies stood in the Town Square. Orange, on the fountain, attracted stares. “Head down, butt up,” Yellow said to Orange. Orange did so, much to White’s confusion, Who thought her friends had some strange collusion. Three little fillies gathered a large crowd. Orange, in kinky gear, had her head bowed. Yellow raised a hoof, then brought it down hard. Orange yelped through the bit, her left cheek raw. Her friend’s butt red, Yellow shouted “Yee-haw!” Two little fillies performed some lewd acts, With vigor, Yellow assaulted that ass. Yellow searched the bag and pulled out a toy. The toy was thick, lengthy, studded, and black. With a sob, Orange’s front legs went slack. One little filly looked on in horror. Yellow put lube on the monstrous borer, Orange’s back legs began to shiver. The bit was bitten in pain and pleasure, The dildo buried real deep like treasure. One little filly came right on the spot, Yellow was proud of the toy she had bought. Orange, fully spent, collapsed to the ground. White asked Yellow, “What the heck was that for?!” “Was a shit lover, I made her a whore.” Two little fillies had tried to make love, Which was a thing Orange knew nothing of. She sucked in the sack, and not the good kind, Yellow got mad, called Orange a wuss ‘Cause Orange refused to eat out her puss. By: MonolithiuM
Her Butt Slammed ShutZecora lived alone in her shack Visited only by a stallion named Mac. He thought she was quite pretty And they decided to have kiddies. But unfortunately his sack Was slack. The Zebra who lived in the hut Knew Mac had not a nut. But she gave him a sex test And he tried his very best Unfortunately her butt Slammed shut. By: totallynotabrony Author's Note Submissions are being accepted, so if something comes to you while reading all this weird crap, let me know.
Song of the MoonOver the land there drifted a tune, Carried on winds, It made quite a din, Out of the Princess of the Moon. To all those who heard it, it gave quite a scare, They rushed to their homes, Afraid to be alone, Terrified, of this shrieking in the air. Yes, excited was the Princess of the Night, Dishevelled was her mane, As she screamed a name, "We like this, Twilight!" By: Kitsunehero
Moon's RefrainKissed by rays of morning light, She embraced her sweet Twilight. As sun reached where they were housed, Luna and Twilight were both aroused. Laying eyes upon each other, One recoiled, one cried for mother. A guard burst in having heard the noise, Luna was first to regain her poise. "Away with you, we are feeling fine, if we need you, we'll give a sign." She looked at Twilight, still in a funk, thought to herself, Last time I get drunk. By: Kitsunehero
Cthulhu ShaftA pone, With his bone, Made his mare moan, But the reason was entirely wrong. You see this pone, Had a bone, That was cursed by a crone, And it turned mare to zombie before long. By: Kicks Mcgee
The Observations Of A PupilThe light was dim as the setting sun, When Celestia thought it would be quite fun, To proclaim a contest to be run, To find out which pony could make her cum. Line after line ponies did gather, Watching others leave looking haggard, No matter the stallion or mare, None would have their name shouted into the air. Try as they might they couldn't quite stick, Wether poking or proding, with a dick or a lick, None could cause Celestia to feel a warm drip. Then a purple unicorn that some called Twi, Looked the princess dead in the eye, Watching her teacher who smiled expectendly, Before calling her a whore...end of story. By: The_Dash
Under-Covers WrestlingMomma and Poppa were lying in bed Momma rolled over and this is what she said: “Shining Armor, get out of here! Shining Armor, did you hear?” Shining ran fast, Shining ran quick To tell his sister about a new trick. “It’s called under-covers wrestling, it’s a new thing. Mom and Dad just want to have a fling.” Twilight rolled her eyes and shook her head. She leaned forward and this is what she said: “Listen up bro, I’m going to say this once, You should know about sex, you’ve been married for months!” By: totallynotabrony
Song of the Randy Roan Mustang: A Cautionary Tail!There once was a randy roan mustang, Whom fillies just simply adored, For indeed he had skill, Of the voice and the quill, And each day did that roan mustang score! His voice was like honey, his words were so funny, His verse cried 'O lost love of yore', He danced like a dream, His eyes how they gleamed, And each day did that roan mustang score! He roamed throughout Equestria, but was never alone, In every town shore to shore, Till he met a pink filly, Whose mane was all frizzy The roan mustang, he now wanted more! So he courted and pined, every night did he whine, At that corner confectionery store, But the pink mare was done, She wanted some fun, And she thought the poor mustang a bore! There once was a randy roan mustang, Whom the fillies had all adored, He left Ponyville fast, His first love was his last, Now he runs a used carriage store! Each and every night, when the moon is bright, He dreams of his lost paramour, Then he goes out on the town, where the fillies are found, And each day does that roan mustang score! By: Dafaddah
Lovely Violet HairThere once was a unicorn mare, who had lovely violet hair. Not a single pony could figure out what gave it such a flair. One day curiosity won out, and so one pony with considerable clout paid a visit to the unicorn to dispel the last of the doubt. He found out that night, and his embarrassment was not slight. It was quite the revelation He would never forget that, try as he might. For the mare gave him all she had and he returned it, more than a tad. But she did not keep it in the normal way, no, the mare bottled it up, and smiled like mad. ...I feel dirty. By: Pinkawne Pie
Dear Robert Frost, Kiss My Ass, Signed, MeThere once was a mare named Ruth Who hadn't a bit under her roof She showered each day To keep the taxpony away But he demanded she pay So she said "Let's play" Unfortunately he was gay. Now she's broke In Las Pegasus she snorts coke Dreaming of Californication And other songs She smokes from bongs And for her lost love, the taxpony She dearly, dearly longs. Turns out he was bi But dating a guy And now she gets high Because he did lie. Tell the truth About things that you say Or you'll be like Ruth And the taxpony who wasn't gay Unless that isn't your style If you have the guile Lie if you are wont To get what you want. By: kingtiger666
The Stallion From SeaddleThere once was a stallion from Seaddle, Who grew up raising sentient cattle He got horny one day, Threw his morals away, Then went to the barn to get a crop and paddle. By: Jexxazrez
I REGRET NOTHINGA pony made completely of Gak Got dirt stuck onto his back He went to the water Caught sight of his daughter Then pressed her gooey nose to his sack. By: Jexxazrez
SixThere once was a shy mare named Flutters Who spoke in but whispers and mutters Though no one can deny it This mare's never quiet When you pull her tail hard as you rut her. There's a mare each colt wants to ride Blond mane, gold coat, never lied When you come to her farm Some might say it's her charm But it's tough to say no when you're tied. The hottest bookworm you've met Will make sure that you never forget That when Twilight finds you Like a book, she will bind you And make you her new Teacher's Pet. There is this one mare who's quite flirty Whose style is but tasteful and wordy But if you take her at night And do it just right She won't be afraid to get dirty. Pinkie Pie loves to make friends And when over the table she bends She might get rough And one won't be enough Since she likes creme filled in both ends. Dash is always the only one Who is much too fast to cum If you're going to give her the stick You'd better be quick Before she's over and done By: Twilightclopple and totallynotabrony
Not What It Looks LikeI once had a mare that would hold me. Ride me and scream loud and boldly. I took her to bed, When she needed rest for her head, But she'd always contrive to scold me. I bucked every one of her trees. Just once her trying to please. But with an angry shout, She called me a lout, And now the dog's shared me her fleas. I couldn't do better or worse. This mare was a gift and a curse. But with each day gone by, Forever I'd try, To put some more bits in her purse. She would always put up a fight. Whene'er I wanted Guy's Night. She hung out with her friends, Until we made amends, And still this couch shares my plight. Then one day she found a nice mister. Who had the balls and gall to kiss her. At him I got mad, But I didn't feel bad, Because dammit, AJ's my sister! By: Super_Big_Mac
The Full MoonLuna's moon shone bright \ nettled the sun who replied \ "Sister, raise your pants..." \ By: Sine Wave
GossipI heard some gossip once. It wasn't very good. About attempted sex by Derpy Of a nerdy purple prude. Twilight was her name. She was a lovely mare. Stayed up all night with her books Muffins she wouldn't share. Derpy heard about this She caused an awful din The cross-eyed mare flew about Her mind on original sin. The two of them got together Everything was almost right. Derpy tried and tried to no avail Twilight was too tight. By: totallynotabrony
Scootaloo's Gay Old DayThere was once a orange chicken, Always resourceful even when her problems thicken. One day, she woke up merry and gay, Ready to tackle the morning. She walked down the street, filled with hustle and bustle, The townsfolk would say their hellos' and howdy-doo's, 'Thank you!', responded the chicken called Scootaloo. Mr. and Mrs. Cake invited the chicken in their home, Smiles on their faces were shone. Unfortunately, a prank from a pink mare caused the chicken hen, Who should have really stayed in her pen, to turn into a rooster. Mr.Cake could not take his eyes off the transformed chicken hen-now rooster, So he invited the orange rooster into his sleeping quarters, Where they had fun until past four fourty. The orange rooster, Scootaloo, now had a sore behind as he trotted home chewing hay. I guess she did have a gay old day. By: The Dovahwin97
Attention WhoreThe shy little pony sat silent in town Watching the others all pass with a frown They sneered at her mane, all dirty and brown They laughed at her clothes, a simple green gown Attention, she wanted, and give it they did Attention, she craved, and so she undid Her gown that they hated and down her hooves slid till they stopped at her happy place, forming a lid This made them all stop, staying instead Their eyes all transfixed, their faces turned red Soon they were drooling, their hatred had shed They stared and they cheered as her legs gave a spread The crowd wanted more, but she decided to stop She moved from the crowd and left with a hop All the ponies then sighed and sat with a plop The mare then reveled in their growing sound... *clop clop clop* By: The Disturbed Brony
Cheerilee and Sex EdThere once was a mare named Cheerilee She tought her students quite merrily But so it was said, She had to teach sex ed And she did so quite fearfully All the children sat and listened intent And much to their teacher's lament As they did listen and see About the birds and the bees The lesson stuck in their heads like cement And while their innocence corrodes As their teacher talks about chodes It couldn't be clearer, The kids were in terror And lo, their heads did explode. By: Inspectah Dash
Horn, eh?A unicorn's horn Is just a bone. Yes, since I was born It's just as a stone. I appreciate you trying With such enthusiasm, But my mind isn't flying And I'm not reaching orgasm. Oh, and my wings? You can just ignore those. They're among the things Without much feeling, I suppose. So please, cease the foreplay And give me a good rut. Oh, but there is absolutely no way You're putting it in my butt. By: HoovesLikeJagger
BookwormMerry merry Cheerilee Your thirst quenched unsuccessfully Well I'm sure there's a special somepony That would gladly give you a nice boning What's that? You say you are into mares Well, ain't no shame what you like downstairs I gotta admit you seem quite the type To enjoy a good stallion that's healthy and ripe Fluttershy? No, she's much to soft RD, well it might be fun aloft... Rarity? Don't kid me! Her dominance scares the hell out of me No, there's only one mare I like But, I'm not quite sure she is a dike I suppose I could just ask Spike What she thinks of when alone at night... Yes, I'm hot for the bookworm Her smiles melts me and makes quite wet Her legs quite long and her flank looks firm She makes me want to blow like a jet By: Chrome Dash
It's her!He saw nothing, but he heard something. He looked behind him, And saw her. The pink mare, with retarded hair, He told her his thoughts, So she threw him a party! By: DopeySpike
She is ComingYou wait, She comes. She comes, you wait. After having enough, you start but she still cums. By: DopeySpike
Looks are DeceivingMy sister was quite mad at me, When I punched that colt's face. It don't matter that I'm looking out for my family, She still put me in my place. I was pretty adamant- That she didn't see him again, But sweet Celestia Banish it, He's more than her coltfriend. They've got the rings and the date, They only need a best mare. Her life's going towards a different fate, I only wanted her to be aware. He'll take her away down to the shore, And she'll have to leave her friends. Li'l Apple Bloom won't talk no more, Now all I can do is watch from the stands. Our farm feels empty, Our fields are bare. The family's moved out, But I don't care. I've got my own mare, I've got one last tree. I'll buy it all back, And raise my own family. My wife gets stronger and stronger, The more and more she works. She keeps looking better and better, Now she sees farming's perks. The town's belly up, the well's run out, And she just stepped off the train. It's been ten years since she left us for that lout, And there's no pegasai to control the rain. She's standing there, outside our door, Tears trailing down her face. I told her "Y'all don't have to cry no more. "You're always welcome in this place." My wife brought her some coffee, And she got herself some tea. We sat before the fireplace, A little family of three. We talked of all the mistakes, All the things that had gone wrong. We ate up all the pancakes, And sang our family's song. We talked of love both lost and gained, And hearts both rejected and attained. I carried my sister to bed again that night, Before slipping in next to my love, Twilight. I love my sister greatly still, Now we've all but bought the farm. Just one more deal with Iron Will, And the Flim-Flam brothers won't do more harm. Our town is starting to come back to life, The librarian's post has been filled. Valiant ponies pick up bread and knife, Clear away weeds and get the lands swilled. Our hometown is bright once more, Now that AJ's back. The sun sits high over the shore, Where her heartbreaker sleps in his shack. It's been days, months, a year, He's yet to show his face. The Moon comes out, wind rattles with fear, I know he's out of the race. My sister's heart is a fragile piece, To a strong-willed mare. She still won't pull back the fleece, So the truth could be laid bare. I don't question it, not once past the first, She'll tell me in due time. And when it finally hits her the worst, She tells me the colt's crime. "I can't," she says, tears in her eyes, Her words, so broken, shake me bad. "I can't produce," she weeps, and I realize: She can't have kids, and now I'm sad. My son's grown strong, but also smart. He knows better than to go after a fling. A lesson from his aunt he's taken to heart: You can never trust it with a changeling. By: Super_Big_Mac
TootalooThere once was a filly named Scoots Who's only real talent was toots And when she did fart What it did to my heart! My face found its way to her cooch By: oblivion2k
Team Building ExerciseFillies and ye gentlecolts dreaming of the Wonderbolts- -Shoo- No show today for you. Spitfire was in a bind Due to certain purchases On recent bills she was behind And needing some assurances. It was one thing to fly away Being Spitfire, and all that- Certainly it's how she earns her pay But up there it's rather hard to twiddle her twa- Those things she'd bought she'd long for sought at just the thought was getting hot When in comes her cohorts Each a pegasus swift spitting out retorts as they're all a bit miffed How could she go off to have her own fun? Won't be on her own; alone she's just one- While each Wonderbolt eats her up with their eyes Then get in on the action for some team exercise. By: ambion
Butt ButterThis is the tale of two ponies, best buddies, KnoFear and Jexx. We could not deny our attractions, and thus we went for some sex. He licked me up, from tail to ear, and I moaned, “Please fuck me here!” Jexx smiled and shed a single tear, as butter came out of my rear. ~Fin~ By: KnoFear and Jexxazrez
JinglingDashing through the clouds In a solo romantic getaway Over the fields she flew Self-jingling all the way Applejack looked up Seeing somepony she should know She raised her voice and shouted: "Save some for me, Rainbow!" By: totallynotabrony
The Night GuardThere once was a seasoned night guard, who found more than his job to be hard. Who should notice his duress, but a certain Princess, who aided his issue in the yard. By: Eratosthenes
I Remember This One Time...So, I met this mare while drinking last Thursday Oh, no, wait, it was definitely a Tuesday We talked, bought more drinks Then she gave me a seductive wink And asked if I was up for some bedplay Now, damn, this mare here was fine I'd do her 'til the dawning sun shined So that's just what we'd done It was hot and it was fun I made sure that she knew she was mine Oh, Celestia, and was this mare just crazy And even though that night was a bit hazy I remember her wild streak, though I swear, she even used a dildo But even that wasn't enough to faze me If I could only just meet her again I'd follow her 'til the world's end Because, man, was she hot 'Said she was from Canterlot I think her name was Blueblood or somethin' ...What? By: Abyx4433
To the MarketI went to the market today. Apples were on sale. I saw a fine-looking mare. Strange- I'm not a male. "Anything else I can do?" asked Applejack to me. I swallowed hard and said, "I bet you were a cute filly." Ponyville is not a town for any risk-takers like me. That all changed the day when "I" became "we." The moral of the story I would like to say is that love comes in all forms and also, I banged AJ. By: totallynotabrony Author's Note To remind you all, poetry submissions are still being accepted.
Puppy LoveHey there stallion, when you're on the go; There's still time for a little fellatio. Go down to the quarry, look for a hole, Check underground, take a little stroll. There's a dog down there who knows the biz; When it comes to passion she's a real whiz. Just relax, don't mind the bite; It's not bad, and her bark's all right. Some music will start, and it will be funk; The perfect thing to handle your junk. A party for two inside her love nest, So let Puppy take care of the rest. She'll get to work down below, Just watch out for the cold wet nose. By: totallynotabrony Author's Note Hey...you should write a poem of your own. No, seriously, it can't be that bad. Come on, you want to be famous right?
A Foal's FollyThere once were three little fillies. Their adventures both grand and silly. They made the error, Of startling the magic element bearer. And now all three have willies. By: GrassTroll
And That's How Applebloom Was MadeThere was a mare named Applejack Who while clopping, did throw out her back She moaned on the floor, Which then brought through her door A shocked and arous-ed Big Mac by: bchandler2
Dirty Mane Six LimericksThere once was a pony named Rarity Who never partook in vulgarity She wouldn’t go down For penny or pound But was known to put out for charity This unicorn, her name was Twilight And everyone thought she was uptight But given a chance She’d steal your pants And float you right out through the skylight A pegasus really reserved Fluttershy is hard to be heard But give her a reason With a little more teasin’ And the noise she’ll make is absurd A party pony named pinkie Was accused of being too kinky Since she let out a laugh While she rode a giraffe In a dress just a little too slinky A little farm filly, it’s true, Applejack will leave your balls blue She’ll tease and excite ‘til you’re tight as a kite Then run off while laughing at you There once was a pony named Dash A Rainbow quite prone to a crash Who landed on Mac Face first on his sack With his nose buried deep in her gash By: palelordhiphis
About Those Eyes of Hers...Lick Lick Lick Derpy on a Stick Filled end to end With a big dick By: Salis Knight
Everypony's Gay for BraeburnIn old Appleloosa there lives a buck Every day, he's down on his luck He's cute and charming, really sweet Muscular body, working in the heat But no matter his efforts, problems arise He looks good to the wrong eyes Buffalo, griffons, stallions, drakes After Braeburn, no matter the stakes He tries to avoid and he tries to defend But the incessant affection just won't end For sexy Braeburn, life isn't fair All this swag, and no mares By: totallynotabrony
It Was A Weather BalloonUsing Rainbow Dash/ Pinkamena Diane Pie/ Did get her rocks off/ With the force of one thousand/ Sonic Rainbooms: What a mess. By: Mally
Zecora's Size 10 FriendZecora felt quite lonely one day, And decided it was time for her to play. But with nothing in sight, And it be late at night, She would have to wait until the next day. She wanted it now for it could not wait, The clock ticking half past eight. What could she do? She was all alone, Inside of her big quiet home. "That's right, it's quiet here! No pony in sight? The coast is clear!" She shouted with enthusiastic cheer. After 30 minutes passed, She became quite relaxed, Her grin stretching from ear to ear. "Thank you my friend, I will see you again," Her voice filled with sincere. She hid her friend and parted her ways, Only using him next time she wanted to play, After all she would use him again in only a couple of days. By: InvaderSplorch
A Very Dirty HaikuFluttershy? Yeah Twi? Why is your cunt in my face? Surprise morning sex? ...eep! By: bchandler2
Patented Posterior PlumperHere's a tale that may make you hotter Though you might think it quite the rotter It might make you cringe But she took a syringe And filled Twilight's ass with water. As the ice cold water filled her belly She whinnied out loud "Woah Nelly!" Felt fuller than able Splayed out on that table What's with that look? U jelly? But as her tummy stretched out She voiced some doubt The mentor bore on Her mind foregone Till Sparkle began to spout By: Salis Knight
ClusterfuckTwilight and Flutters were fucking one day, With a two-headed dildo of course. When Twilight shouted "Hey! I'm fucking a horse!" Now Rainbow wanted in on this; She was also into scat and piss, And she loved when she felt like a whore. So she joined in the fray, And they just started fucking some more. Now Applejack walked in after hearing some noise, Wondering what was the fuss And the three looked at her and then said "Cum join us!" So she did. And Rarity would say to herself "I shalln't join this orgy; It simply is not ladylike." In time she caved in: She did have a thing for hot dykes. And Pinkie Pie? She was filming it all, Though at the time none of them knew it. Now it's on YouTube, Where most anypony can view it. By: bchandler2
Read the PackagingThere once was a pony born from the skies With a plot of a not immodest size, Who was dating a farmer called Applejack; Always eager to return her affections back. One day Rainbow Dash had a plan on the fly, "Why not get a dildo, a substitute guy? It adds spice to the sex life like nothing before!" Applejack just nodded, and said no more. To be honest, Dash should have checked on its size, But the Pegasus isn't exactly...wise. So when the night came for the sexy spell, There was no goddamn way it could just end well. The offensive object went up AJ's plot, Then the other up Dash's you know-what, And the purple stick was stuck well and truly, Turning the mood somewhat unruly. No matter how much they fussed and hurried, It wouldn't budge from the shafts it was buried! For Rainbow Dash now it's a lot less fun With her fanny welded to a farmer's bum. By: Brony_of_Brody
WeekendI may be no pony of great fame, But I l still like playing the game, Like every saturday I invite two stallions to my hut, Then the three of us get drunk and have a fuck, And sunday morning when they’re gone, I repeat the feat, doing it on my own, Who am I? Zecora. By: Shikilicious
It's PinkieWant to know who she is? Bubbly and mane like frizz Making cakes soon A bit of a loon It's Pinkie, out of her mind When does she relax? When fun playtime lacks Sultry and nice On cold nights It's Pinkie, start to unwind And what happens next? I'm sure you can guess Off to bed quick Unsheath a stick It's Pinkie, come from behind By: totallynotabrony Author's Note So, I was thinking that this collection might actually qualify for a mature rating. Discuss.
CrackerjackThere was once a stallion named Jack, Who had a really good crack. Every day he'd stand at the corner, for he was no average Joe. To put it simply, he was a ho And Big Mac came to play, On one sunny day. After that, you and I both know, It got really kinky for those Not-So-Average-Joes. By: darcyyanew
A Bang From the GangThis is the tale of six mares who loved to date, Just one of them always was late. So the other five decided to play her a trick, When she arrived they all had a dick. Rainbow Dash gasped and looked at her friends, She exactly knew that it was time for amends. Willingly she bent over and offered her plot, The sight she provided got appreciated a lot. The others discussed who should rut her first, As princess in charge Twilight was to be served. She penetrated Dash hard and came with a burst, The pegasus cried loud and had to be nursed. After a short break she was ready again, Four more dicks Dash had to maintain. In uncertainty if she could take that much, Her whole body jerked at Rarity’s bare touch. As the unicorn entered her with a single stroke, Some blood dripped down on the golden oak. When she was finished Rainbow wept in despair, Three more to pleasure it was not fair. The orange mare lined up next and prepared to invade, At the sight of her cock Dash turned afraid. Applejack jammed her dick up the pegasus ass, Rainbow gritted her teeth trying to get pass. AJ rumbled as hard as she could, Very much wilder than Dash expected she would. As she received tranquility, retrieved and got slack Pinkie instantly jumped on Rainbow Dash’s back. With no time to recover between the two cocks, Rainbow’s mind snapped thinking ‘that rocks!’ Pinkie stirred round deep in Dash’s butt, Hurting the blue mare’s more than flayed gut. When the party cannon managed to finally bang, Rainbow Dash was happy that she was through close the whole gang. Just one dick more she had to endure, And Fluttershy would go easy on her that was for sure. With a relieved sigh she took a glimpse of the timid mare, As all of a sudden Fluttershy’s glance changed to a stare. Rainbow Dash gasped since she feared what’d come next, Fluttershy took swing and hit her hole with her sex. Rainbow cried loud at the impact of brutal force, But Fluttershy just got started with the whimpering horse. She rut Rainbow’s asshole harder than any before, Making Dash feel like a cheap dirty whore. Several minutes had passed and Shy’ has gone wild, She moved forth and back and at every scream she smiled. Unexpected Dash shouted ‘Give me more!” As her marehood clenched and soaked the floor. Fluttershy got mad since Dash wasn’t meant to enjoy, So she bumped up Rainbow’s rear using her like a toy. As the tormented screams echoed through the whole town, Fluttershy’s cum splashed in Dash’s butt who ensuing broke down. Rainbow’s ass was like on fire releasing hot fume, When Luna and Celestia entered the room. Twilight spoke up ‘I completely forgot to say, That we have some special guests of honor today.’ At the pure imagination of getting even more raided, Rainbow Dash gulped and her sight slowly faded. By: Shikilicious
Reaction to "A bang from the Gang"Reaction to "A bang from the Gang" Seeing that she as late, she yelled out, "Oh Dang!" Yet through the whole trip she sang But poor little Dash Best prepare her blue ass For he was headed straight to a gangbang.
A Bang From the Gang - Xsuper Xsecret XsequelWhen she weakly opened her magenta eyes again, The first thing Dash noticed was that her ass was in pain. And as her view got clearer she gasped in shock, There was Luna standing above her with a mighty stiff cock. The princess devilishly grinned at the pegasus mare, Her expression of lust made Rainbow Dash scare. The blue mare’s eyes widened as she saw it approaching, Within less than a second the dick was encroaching. Rainbow Dash swallowed and panted for air, Licking and sucking like mad in despair. The princess moaned as Rainbow’s tongue played wild twister, Creeping up from Dash’s other side was Luna’s big sister. With an impetuous move Celestia invaded Dash’s rear, Out of Rainbow’s crammed mouth was coming a cheer. Fucked by two princesses at the very same time, The feelings she had were more than sublime. Luna grabbed Dash’s mane and shoved her up and down, That’s how the pegasus was bound to serve the crown. Yet wanting to get the best possible score, Rainbow was willing to do even more. As her pained screams echoed through the wide halls, With one of her hooves Dash rubbed Luna’s balls. Then all of a sudden the princess groaned loud, Before she removed her dick and spattered on Dash’s snout. Perceiving herself as cheap little scum, Rainbow got taste of the royal mare’s cum, While her tongue was cleaning Luna’s big cock, Deep in her ass she felt a powerful shock. Celestia grunted as well and started play rough, She shouted out loud ‘Please me you scruff!’ With a violent push she demonstrated her clout, And every stroke made her dick even more strout. Rainbow wept silent and hold back some tears, While the smacking noise chimed in her ears. She wanted nothing more than it to be over soon, As suddenly Luna changed into Nightmare Moon. With a dick bigger and harder than any before, Nightmare Moon subjugated Rainbow to comply with her chore. Rainbow Dash whimpered and Celestia started to yell, ‘Get over here sister and fuck her as well!’ Then she grabbed Rainbow and lifted her up, Before Nightmare Moon joined the princess violating Dash’s butt. One massive cock rubbed another deep in Rainbow’s ass, The blue mare was caught in a royal sandwich of its own class. Not much longer it took until Celestia moaned and cumshot, On the two princesses dicks her sperm ran back out of Dash’s plot. Then Nightmare Moon started grunting heavy as well, Her orgasm much harder than a thousand words could tell. Rainbow Dash screamed as she got bottled by the second wave, Nothing else she wished than to be the two princesses slave. Exhausted the royals pulled back from Dash’s bum, Still dripping from it were blood and hot cum. With care they took Rainbow to the soft and warm bed, The others were already waiting like all of them were wed. Rainbow never would be late again that was for sure, After all the huge cocks her ass had to endure. Her loyalty to them was what Dash then swore, After all they were in love like never before. By: Shikilicious
A Bang from the Gang - A Heart Warming’s TaleAs it had become tradition six mares were standing on stage, Surrounded by snow and ice they were feeling like caught in a cage. Commander Hurricane grunted and set up a provisional border, While Miss Cheerilee was filming the play with a video recorder. As Hurricane noticed Private Pansy drawing the line around a stone, The Commander’s eyes started to twitch and her escaped a groan. But when she hurried to Pansy she slipped and it echoed a dull sound, With wide spread legs Hurricane found herself lying on the ground. Because of the delicate things Chancellor Puddinghead saw, In full disbelief and huge surprise dropped the earth pony’s jaw. There where historicans expected the Commander of having a dick, Was nothing else than an in moisture dripping and hot looking clit. Also Princess Platinum's eyes wandered to the Commander’s rear, With a depraved grin on her face she couldn’t help but cheer. Smart Cookie offered Hurricane a hoof however not to get up, Instead between the pegasus blue tighs she started to eagerly rub. Clover the Clever and Private Pantsy exchanged confused looks, Because none of it was mentionned in any historical books. But neither Clover nor Pantsy seemed eager to interrupt the play, It was a very good thing that all of them were secretly gay. Clover the Clever’s horn started to shine in a light purple gloss, As she suddenly felt the desire for some juicy apple sauce. A second later she was standing behind the earth pony mare, Licking her lips she gave Smart Cookie’s butt a lasciviously stare. Princess Platinum let her view wander to Pantsy the shy, She wanted nothing more than to make the timid pegasus cry. With wide opened eyes Platinum marvelled the tight yellow butt, Before the princess roughly forced her hoof up Pantsy’s flayed gut. What was planned as historical play for ponies of all age, Within a few moments had turned out as an orgy on stage. Even the avowed narrator’s cheeks blushed in unexpected heat, As he spectated the founders of Equestira touching their meat. Groaning and moaning they gathered and started pleasing each other, The ice then melted as orgasms hit one mare after another. Minutes later as the platform was soaked with sweat and hot cum, Earth ponies, pegasi and unicorns shared an unison hum. When the six mares had finally finished their friendshipping chore, The whole audience was heated and loudly cheering for more. As it had turned out that the history of Equestria was all about rape, Everypony was glad that the whole scenery was caught on a tape. Happy that the traditional play once again was a great success, The actors were already looking forward to their next excess. And while they slowly trotted from the stage Spike spoke in relieve, “To all of you we wish a happy Heart Warming’s Eve!” By: Shikilicious
Avast, the AssAvast, the Ass All their heads would turn But what brought them all hither? Ah, Fluttershy’s ass. By: Infinite Carnage
Wrong Target (gore)The OC pony now tried to score, with Ponyville's pinkest torturer. His screams and cries were not from delight. His body was hacked in gruesome sight. She cut off his horns, all three, then five. Far more to go, she kept him alive. His wings of dew, she twisted right off; he spasmed, gurgled in blood-filled cough. His wings of feather and wings of bat, She crushed with a vice and made them flat. She roasted his flesh in jagged arcs. He wailed as she burned his cutie marks. His pain, her pleasure, she wanted more. She spilled his guts and squished them galore. He pleaded and whimpered for his life, but into his heart she stabbed her knife. And thus Pinkamena, now she bakes, another batch of pony cupcakes. By: Palm Palette
Bad WishA scorned stallion was mopey; his love life astray. Oh how he longed for that orange mare, no words could convey. He just couldn't stop thinking of her in hot lingerie. He rubbed a gold lantern, and while this does sound cliché, a blue genie popped out and for one wish he'd obey. So the stallion spoke his wish in pure naiveté The evil genie now grinned, “I'll do just as you say.” And with his great big package, he dared not to delay. The mare he'd been stalking finally said 'yes' on this day. After wine and some dinner they both rolled in the hay. His intentions were lewd as he engaged in foreplay. “So you want to have sex now?” and she's like, “Well, OK.” He tried as hard as he could but he could not bang AJ for his three extra penises just got in the way! By: Palm Palette
Every Bucking DayThere was a mare worth praise Whose large behind would just rise At the sound of the rooster under the morning sky Ready to squeal like little mice A different stallion would help her every time Year after year the rutting continued Without even asking the stallions opinions Day after day the stallions cried Failing to prove to be fit companions The Princes resign on a fitting pony to rhyme So these stallions will just have to do for the time. By: Leonzilla
Zecora/Bloomberg There is a lovely tree I know Whose branches hang so sweet and low, Whose apples are so crisp and tasty: I savor them, am never hasty. He tells me no pony but I Can be the apple of his eye. For he is mine, and mine alone, No matter what AJ intones. I love to climb upon his trunk And take some thick branch as a bunk. I'll lie within his reach all day; I'm rocked to sleep when branches sway. And sometimes when I feel like rutting I'll find a branch that is out jutting. By: bchandler2 Part of his slashfic compilation
Rock HardShe was out back near the woods Attending to her goods When a cockatrice did climb over her fence Though her animals did guard her She soon was getting harder What came next could only be called 'intense'. Oh how stiff! How like a rock! And all this from a solitary cock! By: Mally AN: The meter should be familiar. Points to whoever recognizes.
A Bond Between SistersPowerful Reliable Intense feelings Never-ending joy Caught in a moment Enduring the centuries Sweat, blood and Tears By: Mally
RarityRarity Silky, Seductive Enticing, Enduring, Enchanting Strong, independent fashionista mare Teasing, Tasting, Tantalizing Delicious, Darling Unique By: Mally
SynonymsWorking wand or horn job Baby, don't you sob Come to my bed Mare, until you sob Pompf or wing boner I'm sure you've flown her Up in the clouds There where you've shown her Man cannon or meat tube It's sure nice to meet you Come here, big guy I'd sure love to beat you By: DarkWing and totallynotabrony
The Ramblings of an Irate WomanThere once was a fellow named Darky Who thought he was being quite snarky Until he made Twi frown So she bent him down And shoved her lipstick up his patriarchy. By: Twilightclopple and DarkWing
Twist EndingSnarky darky patriarchy Every mare loves that malarkey Superior interior posterior Her plot's not inferior Kato tomato potato Holy shit, it's a sharknado By: totallynotabrony
Little Miss DerpyThere's no other mare quite like Derpy And her personality's really quite quirky. Though it may come as a shock, That while she gobbles your cock, The sounds that she makes are quite slurpy. By: AnondulusianBrony
The BrewOne day Zecora was giving Mac a massage when she suddenly ran out of lotion, So she instead rubbed and sucked his dick until he gave her some potion. Weird enough the zebra didn’t hesitate to bottle Mac’s juices in a flask, She even convinced the new princess drinking it as part of a task. Twilight’s eyes turned white as she swallowed down the cum, For a few moments all of her body was feeling just numb. When the visions wore off and her mind slowly came back on track, Discord implied what she just relished with a despicable smack. It took a few seconds until he noticed that Twilight really had no clue, Then with a wide grin Discord made her take another sip from the brew. And as all of it was running Saturday morning on the Hub, Thousands watched the scenery and gave their penis a rub. With the power of semen Twilight then freed Luna and Celestia, Thanks to it peace and harmony returned to the kindgom of Equestria. By:Shikilicious
Rockodile BondageI'm a rockodile tangled in vines, My limbs are ensnared by black lines. But lucky for me I am very horny, For rope play's a fetish of mine. By: Super Trampoline
Epic Incest Rap Battle of EquestriaRumbleLane vs RariBelle! Begin! Thunderlane: My kid brother Rumble is the best colt on earth. His cute little butt takes the full length of my girth. I love dressing him up in frilly schoolfilly clothes, And get hard when I watch him wipe my cum off his nose. Rarity, your sister's wet slit is covered in drool. It must be tough to pleasure her without the right tool. There's no way Sweetie Belle's smelly cunt can compare, to the tight grip of Rumble's petite derriere. Rarity: You call my sister's cunt smelly? Well, that is a laugh. When's the last time you gave your shit-stained penis a bath? Sweetie Belle can make me cum hard with a flick of her tongue. Her mouth has many more uses than the songs that she's sung. Her vagina's beauty is like the petals of a flower. Your cock reminds me of what I use to unclog my shower. Why don't you stuff your plumber's snake and go take a hike, cause I need your stallionhood like a fish needs a bike. Rumble: You had better watch your mouth, you fat sapphic slut! No pleasure can compare to a dick in the butt. My brother's shaft rubs my prostate like he's trying to make a wish. I love it when Thunderlane sprays hot cum all over my tish. An erection represents dominance and control. My penis is more powerful than your gaping hole. I want a daisy sandwich so stop grinding your clits, and get back in the kitchen or I'll teabag your tits. Sweetie Belle: When comparing genitals, our pussies have you beat. A penis during sex will always end in defeat. Your slimy dicks are devoured like a bird with a worm. After several gentle tugs the cock surrenders its sperm. Your penis lays limp while my pussy's ready for more. Sapphic sex is a pleasure while gay sex is a chore. If you really want to know whose sex organs are superior, Girls bring the heavy machinery; Your prick is inferior. By: Bronystories
Twilight ScepterShoved it up my ass. I came hard, multiple times. But now it's stuck. Shit. By: Super Trampoline
Derpy's SearchDerpy needs a colt, damn the cost But in the ways of love she's lost Not even knowing how to be flirty It's clear she has no skill in this Can't give a hoofjob nor french kiss And thinks oral sex means talking dirty But someday soon she'll get it right And find a colt to love all night Her special somepony to call her own Though it may take her many weeks She'll find the coltfriend that she seeks And she'll no longer go to bed alone By: SuperGiantRobot
I'm getting hoes!When the weather outside is frightful, Frozen Nutella is so delightful, Bitches love Nutella you know, I'm getting hoes, getting hoes, getting hoes! This party is never stoppin' And I brought some molly for poppin' And this bitch just wants to blow, I'm getting hoes, getting hoes, getting hoes! Unicorn fillies are so tight, Pegasi feathers are warm, Earth pony plots are a sight, Together it's a sex storm! The fire inside me is dying Twily's just not good at providing But with a little magic flow, I'm getting hoes, getting hoes, getting hoes! By: Shrek the Ogre
NevermindOnce upon a midnight dreary, While I pondered weak and weary, Over a quaint and curious volume of forgotten porn. While I nodded, violently fapping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of somepony gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "Leave me alone," I muttered. On the morrow he will leave me, As my hopes have flown behind. Then the pony said "Nevermind." By: Shrek the Ogre
What's the Matter?What's the matter with the sex I'm having? "Can't you tell that your dick's too small?" It shouldn't matter if my pecker's tiny... "Then don't bother with the sex at all! You'll be going nowhere that acorn of a crotch, Stallions with bigger nobs will steal her while you watch!" A sensitive topic, even if they're microscopic, They're still a cock and balls to me. What's the matter with the mare I'm banging? "Can't you tell that she hates your touch?" Maybe I should buy a jock-strap cheaply... "To be honest, dude, that's WAY too much. Where have you been hidin' out lately, honey? You can get an extension for a cheap wad of money." Everypony's talkin' bout the new fetish, Funny, but they're still a cock and balls to me. By: Brony_of_Brody
Of Whores and Consorts.She was known far and wide To charge exorbitant sums. But do not, this pony, you deride... For in a blink, she could make you cum. Be it her pussy, ass, or mouth... All three of which, she was quite skilled. Whenever she would go down south, For her time you would be billed. Of any doubt, I've not an inkling. For her skills, one must weigh... Even though she was a changeling, To her customers, she'd always say: "Do not fear, my little dove... Everypony needs some love." By: Loyal2-1
Teeth Like Celestia’s HoofshineFrom your boastful standpoint To the bottom of the ground Feeding yourself on pinecones And get run out of town You came back to haunt us But you even failed at that But I kept myself civil And ignored the stupid hat But I’m done with your shit With your shit With your shit I don’t want to see you anymore And now I’m supposed to give a shit Give a shit Give a shit But I don’t know who I’m supposed to give a shit for Look at the mare With teeth like Celestia’s shoeshine I can see myself in the reflection So blue But I don’t want to have to become One of the rejects Because all I can see in that reflection Is you I don’t want to be the new Trixie Lulamoon I know that I’m better than this But I’ve got all the ego And my friends are all slipping And I still just can’t give a shit But you were running out Running out Trying to get all out over the town You thought that you could get away Get away You forgot who has got more renown Got all the ego One Miss Twilight Sparkle The one who let you get away Because on one summer morning She'll be back with a vengeance But that day is not today By: Regidar
Writing LettersHer eyes were closed in concentration, And her hoof shook with the effort For as she watched the candle wax melt down, She shakily wrote a letter. Her letter was a simple one – Something with but one simple use The writing process, however, Made her mind scream in abuse. For she had no idea how to phrase it, Nor did she know what to write Her eyes glanced to the ticking clock It was far too late at night. Her mind was ablaze with thought And something else was ablaze, too For she was in her heat cycle, And there was little she could do. Her options were few She could count them on one hoof In fact, that left her only one And at that thought, she once-more shook. For the lonely purple mare Had none to call her own But still, her lower lips glistened, And, with arousal, shone. Her heart beat was frantic And she took deep breaths and counted For this problem was one she couldn't take care of – She just wanted to be mounted! So, alas, Twilight Sparkle Who was very much enthralled, Found herself poised to send Big Mac a booty call. By: CalculusFilly
To Clop or Not to ClopTo clop or not to clop, that is the question Whether it is nobler in the net’s browser To furiously yank to AppleDash images Or to silently splooge on your screen to a sensual incest scene And to do so, shall I offend Cause I am on cam with my friends And they do not understand This need, this compulsion To cum inside pastel colored ponies As they muff munch each other as rule thirty-four dictates Oh why, oh why, must you post Luna’s flank When I had just cleaned my screen Why must you make me wank So sore is my crank But I digress, I plead, I ask for more Molestia I dream of that fair princess Who majestically waves her six cocks And then blesses us with readings of wincest So my cock grows hard And my arm grows tired I find an image of DJ-PON3 And now the cock has fired NO MORE! NO MORE! I plead to the ponies No more can I stand this No more can I clop For I have blisters on my palms And my dick burns to the touch And then Chrysalis spreads her legs And uses the holes in her hooves to get me off So much for quitting this obsession I must continue to clop And so my friends listen In horror as I moan Except for that one totally sick fuck Who focuses in asking for more Pony pussy everywhere My friends they all hang up Except for that one sick friend Who now has his own up By: Biker_Dash
Totally Crass Trash Regarding a Pegasus's AssFeatherweight, Rumble, and Pip Took turns turns with their hooves on her hips Rutting her quite forcefully, With scat play, and also pee, Their thrusting was repeatedly Parting her swollen orange lips. And when they were done have fun With every toy under the sun They pulled out their dicks from her poo-poo And scooted away from the porta-loo, Porting a satisfied Scootaloo. By: Super Trampoline
Molestia's Hearth's WarmingOn the 12th day of Hearth's Warming, Molestia gave to me: 12 cummers cumming 11 waifus whining, 10 broads-a-bleating, 9 princesses gasping, 8 teats-a-milking, 7 wands-a-humming, 6 beasts-a-braying, 5 cock rings, 4 roaring curs, 3 drenched mares, 2 dirtied gloves, And a princess with an orgy. By: Brony_of_Brody
Good Princess TwilightPrincess Twilight Sparkle grazed On the feast of Pinkie, When the mood was all-about, Oversexed and kinky. Loudly gasped the mares that night, With bondage play so cruel, When the poor mare came on-cue, The princess's cunt did droo-oo-ell. (Then they fucked again.) By: Brony_of_Brody
A Old Japony Poem JumbleLittle white bird Stay on ground Spreads wings Flys without moving. Old one eyed samurai Drinks and sleeps Almost misses battle When he awakens in it. Prized Eagle When dies Becomes symbol of nation Very honorable. Wise and old monk Drinks much Fights much Sleeps for month. By: VeteranNCRrangerWilliam
Looks Like Somepony's Got A Case of the MundiayzTwilight Sparkle eyed the report. "An economic study and a witty retort?" "Why can't our statistical staff ever agree?" "Somepony has an idea, but the spending isn't free." "Rather than squabbling about calculations and other drama--" "I wish somepony could find a clear way to end the economic trauma!" "Hey there, Miss Twilight, and good day," declared Fancy Pants. "I can see from your face you feel like you've been smothered in ants--" "So much anxiety, getting into your Equestrian Treasury job--" "And though we've talked so much, I worry you think me a snob." Twilight replied back, "Oh my! Certainly not." She thought, "I just feel tense how you're so bucking hot!" "Your mane slides along your back and you give it a shake--" "Your handsome plot in my face as you turn has to be a fake--" "No male should have curves that supple--" "I want to reach out and pop it like a bubble!" "Wait, something up?" Fancy asked, snapping Twilight back. "You obsess in your work and you'll have a heart attack." "Honestly, yes, it's time for a break," Twilight had to remark, "I have a 'case of the mondays', and I should go out for some lark." "Sure," Fancy said, and over his body slid. "But I have a package here, just lift the lid." Twilight gazed at the box wrapped in red all over. Eyes growing wide, she turned white as the cliffs of Dover. "This thing," she murmured, "it's right on your crotch." "Of course," he replied, "it's something fun in a box." "Not some ordinary present, nothing like say sox--" "No book, or bit of candy, or bagels with lox--" "It's a special surprise for our new employee here--" "And that's you Twilight," he said, "so open it, dear." "A 'Welcome to the Treasury Bureau Present'? I just--" Twilight gulped. "I'm glad to have it, to join here in the 'upper crust'--" "Being in an office with you, and all of the time you've flirted, so--" "While I know you want me to lift the lid, I'd prefer to just go." "Nonsense!" Fancy yelled out. "Open the box, lest I pout." Twilight obeyed, taking in a breath deep. As she looked forward, she didn't make a peep. Thinking, "Finally, he'll show off his thick, raw dick!" "And like my dreams, in public, I'll ride his hard stick!" It turned out to be a tie. Twilight started to cry. By: SwiperTheFox
ApplejuiceAs Fluttershy sat, up in a tree Applejack walked by unknowingly Flutter the bat began to slobber At the sight of those juicy red apples She dove fast through air Her target that mare As she slammed into her clit, savoring it Applejack screamed in surprise By: Poke-shpee
Help!Ugh! I'm stuck! I don't know what to do! Flash sentry asked me out for a date but I think I'm screwed I just learned about friendship, Not even started romance Maybe I should ask for advice But don't know who Applejack and Rainbow Dash are probably too forward Rarity too elegant; Pinkie is too random And Fluttershy is..well..shy! Celestia and Luna, no way that's just awkward and I'll seem like a filly Spike will just laugh at me and Derpy? Really! I guess there's only two more to try Though they'll probably be the best And it's probably fresh in their mind because they are best wed Cadence is also the alicorn of love and my brother is my BBBFF Though with that wine I sent, and familiarity, I might just get a demonstration! By: Poke-shpee
Shining Armor Cheated on His Wife with Ponyville“Why, why, why?” Cadence wiped tears from her eyes. She trembled to speak; it was that or cry. “Why did you have to cheat on me? Did the love between us wilt and die? “Why, why, why? Is my fur too dull and not pink enough? Is that why you and Pinkie played dirty and rough? Was I not your one special honeybee? And you pounded your dick in Miss Cherilee? Am I so forgettable that you'd cast me aside– for a pony called Shoeshine that you cummed inside? Are my wings too weak for your picky taste? Is that why you thrust yourself into Rainbow's waist? Did you not like the size of my horn? So you made love to that Lyra unicorn? Is my mane not soft and stylish enough? So you filled Rarity with your penis and stuff? Could I not make you ejaculate? So you picked Daisy to penetrate? Mrs. Cake is a married mare. And just like us you didn't seem to care. Am I not exotic enough for you? Did you have to have sex with that zebra too? You even had sex with your younger sister! Why didn't you think of us and resist her? Why did you fuck with that mare called Bon Bon? And so many more—I just can't go on. “Why, why, why?” Cadance wailed and sobbed upon the floor. “Why did you tread on my heart like roadkill?” She sniffled and trembled, she had to know: “Why did you cheat on me with all of Ponyville?” Shining Armor nodded slow. “Because crystal ponies chafe me so.” By: Palm Palette
5 Apple HaikuBetween hindhooves Applejack kissed her sister A filly blooms Big McIntosh stared A mare trotting away Winked lewdly at him Something on his lips In the morning, the taste of Caramel Watched by sisters Big Mac plows a fertile field Apples maturing Granny Smith rocks Back and forth. back and forth. Orgasm! By: Remetheus
Wise AdviceTake any random day, listen to this pieces of advice Zecora had to say. Moving with a boner isn't easy, just go hump Rarity. Even as the seasons pass bye, you can get a quicky from Fluttershy. In the mood for a orgy? You should contact Pinkie If you like it tight, then you should hook up with princess Twilight. If you still haven't got enough, try keeping up with Rainbow Dash who really knows her stuff. But Applejack is a mare you cannot touch, because Big Mac will buck you right in the nuts! By: Samsurai
Wear Him Like a BeltIf you feel the urge for anal, ape spike, because he has the tightest hole. By: Samsurai
Crack of DawnAs the legends once told, and i'm talking about the stories of old. Two princesses ruled the day and night. that much power a blessing, but for some a fright. Some ponies thought that time should not be controlled by the highest class of royalty. They thought it should be govern't by nature and all its majesty. The ponies who had thoughts in common with this, formed a team, an army, a cult, no a clan is what it is. Their ultimate goal was the royal throne, because day and night belonged to nature alone. Then they waited and waited they did, all they needed was the right opportunity (in this community) which came upon them when the princess of the moon was sealed for more than a century. The solar princess had now two tasks at hoof and horn. She had to rise the moon and sun from morn to morn. The clan noticed she was the weakest at sunrise. to commence the take over seemed most wise. Luckily they failed, for they had underestimated the alicorn. The clan and their descendants got a punishment that made them wish the were never born. The clan is still alive to this day, mare and colt still getting their daily punishment, For they are pleasers of Celestia's cunt. By: Samsurai
Zecora's HexZecora's hex: A horse who's hoarse cannot discourse, of course. Also, buttsex. By: Palm Palette
MoulderMaud Pie placed Boulder on her table. Her feelings for him were unstable. Her love for him was very strong. But also it was very wrong. She cleared her throat to speak a poem, From her secret, private tome. “Subduction. Plates grinding. Fissures deep within the earth. Friction. Molten rock. Mounting pressure from within. Earthquakes. Steamy vents. Building up for release. Eruption. Rocks fly. They spill upon the open ground. Boulder. Igneous rock. You are sperm of the earth.” Maud panted and she drooled too much. Her body longed for his touch. She found her tail rise up high. It wasn't hard to know why. She shook her head and hunkered down. This couldn't work. She had to frown. But upon her table there Was the rock within her lair. She could not just look away. Her love was true and there to stay. Her passion spilled like a flood. Perhaps a poem could chill her blood? “Boulder, You are rock. Me? I am pony. We are different, You and I. We should part. This won't work out.” Her words were empty and they stung. They felt like lead upon her tongue. Her logic might be cold and strong, But how she wished it could be wrong. Her body though just did not care. She longed for Boulder sitting there. Her teeth were clenched. Her eyes grew damp. Her heart twisted with a strained cramp. The moon was high in the night sky. The clock ticked once. Time passed them by. Maud couldn't let this moment go. Another poem, just for show: “Boulder, You are sexy. Me? I want you. We are lovers. You and I. We should fuck. Let's grind together now.” Those words she spoke betrayed her mind. It fought back hard. It was unkind. Their union would not ever work, Her mind scolded, it was a jerk. She looked at Boulder; passion burned. Her longing ached. Her blood churned. With each heartbeat her lust did grow. She wanted sex. Just who would know? Her mind faded beneath her heat. Though it was wrong, she spread her sheet. Her lust was far too strong to fight. She had a new poem to write: “Seduction Legs spreading. Boulder pushed into my cunt. Friction. Hard rock. Rising to my climax. Moans. Steamy Huffs. So close; almost there. Orgasm. Sweet release. I spurt upon the sheets. Boulder. Lucky rock. You made me a mare.” Maud felt guilty, and doubly so, For they just had another go. They fucked and fucked and fucked some more, Her lady parts were now quite sore. The rock, Boulder, eroded some, And left fine grains like rocky cum. At last upon their final fuck, Maud's emotions ran amok. She was happy, pleasured so. Her body happy, she did glow. Forbidden, this did horrify. She tore away and fled to cry. “Boulder. You were my rock. Sediments made me sedimental. I feel igneous. It's my fault we thrust. Should we fissure? Or can we metamorphisize? I... feel hollow. I don't know what to do. I am gray. Like a rock. Which you are. My rock, Boulder.” Maud returned to claim her Boulder, Pocketing him by her shoulder. “Perhaps we should forget this, dear. None can know what happened here.” She felt so bad to hide their joy, But this truth, it could destroy. The days went by, their secret safe. Against her soul, tough, it did chafe. To hide the love for her sweet stone, Deadened her voice to monotone. She wondered why her urge for sex Had faded to minute specks. It's been a month; Maud had to know. What had stopped her natural flow. She never thought this could be true, A bright pink test made her spew. This paper's right. It had not lied. Her womb was now quite occupied. “Boulder. You gave me joy. Sentiments made me sentimental. I am scared. You will be a father. Should we come clean? Can we hide this still? I... don't care. I don't care what we do. I am happy. Like a mare. Which I am. My love, Boulder.” Faced with an upcoming foal. Maud did have to set a goal. The reason for her secrecy. Had to be faced. This she could see. It was weird between them both. Mare and rock, they would face loathe. But if a child could be born, There was no reason for this scorn. “My family would forgive us someday. But yours–” Maud choked up. She could not say. Her past regrets did sting her heart, She knew that they'd never depart. “Our wedding would fail. So why bother? Boulder, I never should have eaten your father.” By: Palm Palette
Celestia's CuntIt was gigantic, gaping. My cock looked so small thrusting into that wide cavern. By: Remetheus
Nights with the SunThe heated scent of pussy, the smell of royal cunt. Your hot walls squeezing around my cock reminds me of my own frailty and your immortal beauty. By: Remetheus
Carpe DiemHe seized the day, and fucked her, but when he checked his bed that evening, he found night. By: Remetheus
Changeling HaikuChangelings love to eat Love is their only food source Surprise buttsex: Best By: Jet Howitzer
Forbidden PastriesCelestia's cake The tastiest cake in the land Being raped in jail? Yes. By: Jet Howitzer
Solemn WishesSolemn wishes be disavowed like the sweat, upon my brow and time not found for me to weep the loss and pain, my soul to keep A promise in tenure, a promise I've kept yet with a heavy heart is how I slept tonight, a blanket and a hollow adieu for thoughts are what warm my poor Scootaloo By: AnondulusianBrony
Dark Alley GamesToday I met a mare She was in a dark alley And even thought she was very scared We went on in rally Her yellow coat already in sweat The smell was intoxicating Growing my desire to make her my pet My mind was suffocating In my hooves, I demmanded her name After some resistence she said it was Flutter And just like a dangerous game I made her let me rut her llDenkerll
A Tryst of FateTrenderhoof held his breath and tiphoofed into the crystal tree-house. Swift as a spy, he snuck on by. He was as quiet as a mouse. He couldn't risk her friends awake. His reputation was at stake. The sounds of ponies sleeping sound were all he heard, all around. Trenderhoof passed Apple by; the princess was his only goal. His heart beat fast. Could he last? He was nervous to his soul. He climbed up the crystal stairs, to the finest of the mares. The lights were on in her room. He stopped to sniff sweet perfume. A silent tap upon the frame, of him she'd been made aware. Her door glowed bright with magic light. It swung open; she was there. Twilight Sparkle was real wide. She beckoned Trenderhoof inside. Her tummy wobbled on its own. He thought he heard a muffled groan. He opened his mouth to ask, but her tongue was all that passed his lips. They kissed real long; their love was strong. She turned around and spread her hips. Her weird size did make him pause. She was still hot; he clenched his jaws. He could not resist her cunt. He pushed inside and gave a grunt. She was soft. His mind aloft. She felt so good upon his wood. They mated hot. His penis shot into her plot, a lot. Pressure built. He let it fly; he sploodged inside her squishy slit. That was fun, but he was done. His wide wide mate did smile and sit. She nuzzled up upon his neck. He nuzzled back; he saw a speck. She moaned again; she shot up fast. For now she was to spurt at last. The fluids that came out of her, they were not what one would think. She spurted out like a spout. Green fluid poured and flowed in sync. It quavered, wiggled, bounced and oozed. It all pooled up and then it fused. It was a lime jello mare. That was Pinkie Pie right there. Twilight's magic turned her back into her normal pony form. “That was a ton of sexy fun!” Pinkie winked and looked all warm. Steam rose up from Pinkie there. A fruity odor filled the air. She let out a happy sigh. She was content; that was no lie. Trenderhoof's eyes went wide. He froze in shock. His heart skipped a beat. “Huh, wuh, how? What, just, now?” His ears drooped down into defeat. “But she was just– You were just–” He did regret his rabid lust. He had to know despite his dread, “What just happened?” ...in bed. “You just had sex with Pinkie Pie who was having sex with me.” Twilight giggled. Pinkie wiggled. They hoof-bumped for him to see. Twilight and Pinkie winked at him. He felt as if they'd torn a limb. They mocked him with their screwy sex, and now he knew what were those specks. They were from the jello mare that Trenderhoof had fucked galore. “I feel unclean. My dick is green!” His member was an eyesore. He tried to wipe away the stain. Stubbornly, it did remain. The mares both giggled at his plight. Their shadows cast in candlelight. Twilight's smirk spoke of her game. “Every stallion's been the same: “You all want sex with my big plot, “but what you get is diddly-squat! “A shocking fate does lie in store: “Your dick is green forevermore.” By: Palm Palette
The Perfect MareOnce upon a time As he sat in a chair Salted Pingas tried to rhyme About a perfect mare He worked day and night As he wrote what she would need Put his roommate into fright As he refused to feed And at the end of a week Pingas smiled in delight The paper he’d not need to tweak For he had finished it alright. As he lifted it up high Gloriously he read: “A fine ass.” By: Salted Pingas
FoxyThere was once a mare Whose very body bore many a flair: Mane of brown, pelt of red and grey And black, furry legs to add to that fray A horn graced with grey and black And wings of the same color and a red tail to smack Any unfortunate pony who dared talk back When her mood wasn’t necessarily slack One day, however, things were quite different for her As the heat within began taking a violent stir Forcing the mare named Foxfire to have naught a say But rather, instead, settle this the old-fashioned way Flying the skies and racing the earth as if on fire For this particular heat was so very dire She needed to fix this, preferably now Yet one question, ever so persistent, lingered in her mind: but how? After nearly collapsing from wearing herself down And thinking that she wasn’t safe nor sound, Upon her came a charming gentlecolt Who, after asking her if it was alright, gave her quite the jolt Both screamed all night long in utmost pleasure And doing most unusual things for extra measure Since Foxfire’s mind wasn’t quite in the right place The colt felt as if she’d bring out a fearsome mace After that invigorating night, they parted ways Albeit only for a time, perhaps many days The colt wound up wedding that alicorn dove Since the day he’d learned that, with him, Foxy was in love By: Dragonborne Fox
TraumalooDash, I can hear you What are you doing? What the- That's not pee, is it? By: Azure Blackstone
My Friend the WindChangeling in the breeze Wind whistles through its legholes I think it just came By: Azure Blackstone
What the Blueberry Fuck?Twilight did like Rarity, and so she said to her: “Rarity, I like you, in a naughty, naughty way; Let’s make love at midnight and keep on ‘til the next day.” Rarity was flattered and quite horny, so said “Sure!” So they grooved and they screwed and they fornicated and they copulated And they danced and they fucked in the hay. This romp in the hay was in Applejack’s barn. In AJ’s barn there was lots of hay to be found of course, And they scissored and licked ‘til their throats were horse. And in the morning AJ found them, and they said “Darn!” But Applejack was secretly a lesbian also, So she joined them without a single bit of remorse. So the three of them were having an orgy, when who did appear? Apple Bloom walked in on them, and she’s like, “I didn’t know my sister and her friends were dykes. Know what, forget you all. This is NOT my problem.” And she went off to try to get a cutie mark in riding a trike. It was breakfast time, and the three mares parted ways. Rarity went back to stabbing Trenderhoof with a knife, Applejack decided it was time to tell AB about the miracle of life, And Twilight decided to do more research on gays. But they all agreed to rejoin for an encore and to also invite Shining's wife. So the very next day after showers, The three mares once again came together, As did the one controlling the weather, Because we all know Rainbow Dash fights for gay power. And Cadance, being the princess of love, Arrived with a marefriend named Heather. Then the six of them sat in a roundish shape And they fiddled their cooches 'til they were quite wet. This was sure to be a night of debauchery they would never forget. Then Heather reached into her backpack and grabbed some tape. She said "I'm also into bondage, if any of you are turned on." The wings of Cadance, Twilight, and Dash spread wide Because they wanted to tie up the mare they just met. So they duct taped her to the ceiling, Then repeatedly rammed a rubber dildo up her ass. And she screamed and she moaned as the mass Of rubber intensified the pleasure she was feeling. Twilight had to use magic for this, because the Wings of the Pegasi and Alicorns were still reeling. And as she fucked Heather so sweetly And made her squirt buckets of cum All the ponies below licked up some. Cadance lit up a joint and was completely Baked while she fucked her pussy with Rarity's horn, And Rarity herself was drunk on rum. Now once Heather's rear had been hammered quite well Twilight opened up a big cardboard box And in it she found chains, collars, cuffs, and locks. It was Big Mac's, as far as Applejack could tell. Twilight stared in awe at all the equipment there And wished she could suck on some horse cocks. AJ took a few lengths of chain and wrapped them around Twilight's hooves, putting her in a hog tie of sorts. and into her mouth the farm mare stuffed Dash's boxer shorts, And chained up Twilight's turgid wingboner, and sure enough the alicorn frowned Because she was used to being the one in the dominant position, And she was afraid that from Dash she'd get genital warts. Now Pinkie and Flutters I'm sure you have found Are not in this story; there's a reason for that. They were currently fucking in an empty industrial vat, So you see that's why they're not around. And boy, do they go wild when with lots of ponies Especially when working with urine or scat. And it happens, that right around now, Another pony decided to enter the fray Big Macintosh hadn't gotten any action at all today. And he had then just finished milking the cows After squeezing the milk out of an udder He wanted to squeeze his own semen out and get laid. So Macintosh opened the barn doors wide, and the mares' legs wider still. The sunlight shown on their magical orgy of bliss But the red pony noticed there was something very amiss. There were far too many fertile fields for one stallion to till. So Macintosh ran with his earth pony strength up to Canterlot To grab Shining armor, a good friend of his. When the two well-endowed stallions returned to the place Shining and Cadance winked at each other, Then Rarity stuck her horn in the mouth of Twi's brother, And Heather sat on Big Macintosh's very red face. He felt his stallionhood rising to salute, and needed a place to jam it. Indeed, it was times like this he most missed his mother. This orgy went on for many hours, with breaks--of course--for tea The barn stunk to high heaven with the sweat of riled up horses. At six they all took a break for a dinner in four courses, Then they went straight back to bucking each other instead of apple trees. And the shouts of climax and joy filled the night air As the ponies gave in to the carnal Dionysian forces. Big Macintosh moaned at the center of it all Surrounded by shrieking mares with sticky fish-smelling manes. He had a quite amusing question enter his brain: If Shining is pinning Twilight--his dick in her ass--against the wall While I'm eating out Applejack's quite engorged pussy, Which is better, the princest or wincest we've obtained? By: Super Trampoline
Haiku BattleCrescent moon adorns Her midnight blue supple flank Her full moon shines bright Her moon is divine My eyes widen at the sight Face not bad either Shimmering ethereal Tail that covers and conceals Her greatest treasure Nightmare Night Sweets are Given to sate her hunger The plot has thickened To be placed beneath Her godlike posterior Is a dream come true Moonbutt induces Oxygen deprivation Facesitting is hot Sacred Flower hides Blooms in the moonlit orchard It's nectar is sweet Big Mac and his probe Are reaching Lunar Landing Someone tell Houston As the moon moves tides, When she wiggles her cute rump Many eyes follow Curvaceous and round Twin globes entice and bewitch- Oh God, she's futa By: Azure Blackstone and The Eternal Black Flame
Abortions Turn Zecora OnThe thought of something in my belly, Making other mares be jelly, Only then to snuff it out: It brings a tickle to my snout! I'd like to feel a foal inside me Then swallow potions you provide me Causing still birth of the fetus steeped in permanent quietus. But impregnation isn't easy, With side effect of feeling queasy, So dolls I'll stuff within my hangar To be fished out with coat hanger. By: Super Trampoline
Haiku of another meeting of townsponies and ZecoraThe cure for boredom Is the condition a plague Taunting the zebra By: borgmephitis
Not enough loveNot enough love. Too much love, many have said before Long wanting for a lay, as Applejack would say; “Didn’t want any regular ol’ whore Read my lips, I want that Rainbow my way!” Fun times together Usually in a bedroom Cannot stay apart for too long Kittenishly is her usual lure Mainly towards her best friends Yet she plays passionately between the sheets Like a roaring blaze I however cannot explain her exact ends First, I must explain her exact plan of world domination Everyone gets AIDS, once the Pinkie is done with you. Five is the number of days you have in a work week Nights can be very long since you’re alone At every end, you will feel very weak but with a tweak, Freddy’s love for ponies, and yours, will make you feel right at home. By: Lion Tale
This Next One's About CocksCock You are a cock. Hard. You are hard. Like a cock. Which you are. Cock. By: Mally
Your Dick is a PonyLook at your pony. Your pony's amazing. Love your pony. Your pony is raising. Touch your pony. Your pony is happy. Stroke your pony. Your pony is sappy. Squeal at your pony. Your pony is sticky. Wash your pony. That was a quickie. So who is your pony? Mine's Scootaloo. By: Palm Palette
That Which Is Sought AfterNervous smiles, Soft breaths, Playful nuzzles, Heartbeats in chests Loving gestures, Tentative hooves Movements rough, and movements smooth A ruffled mane, and a bitten lip A gentle kiss, a playful nip A smile to encourage, a nod to carry on Soft breaths again, until the lovers are far gone A whimper of delight, A stroking hoof's search Crackling firelight, An overwhelming urge Holding close Loving touch Fire is burning it is not quite enough So time is slow And breaths are fast For she has found Her love at last A passionate lick A whimper in response For love is now found Though love was once lost So as indigo eyes meet those of her other She brushes a strand of pink hair from her lover For though she once lost Now she has found it Her love, her kindness, Her generosity rebounded Tightened muscles A cry of delight Finally complete, Her true love holds her tight. By: CalculusFilly
After Show PartyThere was this young filly named Dashie, Whose composure was often bold and flashy, Speaking of which, She had quite the itch, To see her idols live and in color. The desired day came, And with all their glory and fame, The Wonderbolts came to her strutting. It was such a bliss, When first with a kiss, They then started the rutting. Dashie screamed in delight, As Spits squeezed her ass tight, And Soarin' gave her a neat nutting. So deep his shaft went, When over the bench she was bent, It almost felt like a gutting. The very morning after, One could hear triumphant laughter, Because of the letter she got, Dashie now was a hot-shot. So now when they reach the end of the show, When all the spotlights lose their glow, The after-show-party begins. By: Kinetic Heat
DistaffCadance and Shining lying together Fearlessly innovating among the nethers Shining unsure, but willing to please Does as ordered, gets on his knees. There's a bit of a zap, bit of a hiss Shining discovers something amiss Cadance grins, beckons come-hither-to-me That's it honey, give me the V! By: totallynotabrony Inspired by: Anonymous Assassin
Happy Anti-Pants Dance DayMy sweet cunt, tis of thee Sweet mound of ecstasy Of thee I sing Mound where my boner slides Mound where my stallion’s pride Penetrates deep inside Let’s start ramming My eager mare cunt, thee Rammed in the Everfree Thy moans I love I love thy hocks and heels Orifices so filled My heart with rapture thrills As in I shove Let’s get thee on thy knees And with thy mouth, shall please Expanded dong Let eager tongues awake Of that sweet bliss, partake Fat cocks, thy jaws intake Thy mouth, mine schlong. Our glorious rod, to thee Author of ecstasy Worship this wang Long may thy cunt be tight Snug fit for dicks, despite My ardent ramming might Marathon bang. By: Mally Author's Note Sweet, sweet freedom of speech
Buckin'A farmer’s life is full of buckin’ Buckin’ trees til bushel’s filled Buckin’ hard til seed’s spilled Buckin’ hips til mare’s’re thrilled Buckin’ fast til need’s fulfilled Buckin’ all day Buckin’ erry day Buckin’ ev’ry which way Buckin’ for work and Buckin’ for play Buckin’ til the cows come home Buckin’ in groups or Buckin’ alone A farmer’s job is never done Apple, buckin’ for everyone. By: Mally
A Rock for Hearth's WarmingDown on the rock farm this Hearth’s Warming Night The Pies and the Apples had gathered together To enjoy the traditions of this season of light Warmed by the fire in spite of the weather The last game of the night was a present hunt Hidden throughout by both families with care So they ran through the house from the back to the front Except for two ponies who went up the stairs Marble took Big Mac up into her room Pulled him to the bed, there was no need to talk Then Big Mac gave her the present she wanted And just like she’d hoped, it was hard as a rock By: Littlecolt
QuickieOnce while shooting his skeet Pony Joe saw a mare in the street He waved hello By: Salted Pingas
A Fine Lubber MaidenThere once was a ma-re Who had such nice ha-ir Flowing from he-re to the-re She winked at me we-ll Which I did find swe-ll Then into bed we fe-ll I mounted her twi-ce Which was quite ni-ce So I did make it thri-ce When did come the mo-rn She did eye me with sco-rn And realized she’d a child unbo-rn She yelled like a shr-ew: “Ye dumb ol’ lout, y-ou!” So left her to rejoin me cr-ew By: Salted Pingas
The Joys of Inter-Species SexA fair mare her species abandoned To date instead a human: Brandon. His penis was only Half that of a pony, But she let him stick his whole hand in. By: Super Trampoline
Get Rekt"Get rekt," said Gilda, pompus and full of blow Her secret love could not know Fluttershy had captured her gaze Gilda couldn't get the thought to go "You get rekt," Flutters replied A new resolve in her eyes Iron Will had taught her well A new confidence in her mind "Fuck me," pleaded Gilda on her back Fluttershy on the attack Gilda unbelieving in her luck Until her face hit with a smack No time to rest, no time to mend Gilda squawking like a hen "Get rekt," whispered Fluttershy Forcing her entire foreleg in By: totallynotabrony Author's Note Notice how there was a year between new poems? Submit your own!
Cocks as Long as Horses'We're the roughest little buckers in town Got the girth, got the mojo, no harder throbbing meat-sticks around We are a trio, buck as a team We'll be the first ponies out on the gang banging scene We get stroking when the whore shows her muff We know going balls deep is just never enough We're gonna spurt, but so what? We don't get depleted Well the condom's gonna break but, we don't need it We've got cocks as long as horses' We've got cocks as long as horses' We've got cocks as long as horses' We've got cooooooocks, cocks long as horses' When we put our dicks together, we share a sleeve We're the Cutie Mark Crusaders, so get on your knees We drip anticipation to buck if your cunt's shaven Get it in We've got cocks as long as horses' We've got cocks as long as horses' We've got cocks as long as horses' And we're horny as sin as we rut your holes silly We can conquer any pussy we're in We've got cooooooocks, cocks long as horses' Cocks long as horses' By: Marnssj excerpted from Foalcon Five
Inbred to the CoreWe've been doing this for generations Reproducing by the tons We fuck all across the pony nation From our cousins to aunts and sons We're apples forever, apples together We're family but so much more If someone refuses he'll be bound in leather We're inbred to the core. There's no place that I'd rather be Then getting drilled by my family Others are disgusted, but they all agree That we're one really fucked up bunch We're apples forever, apples together We're family but so much more If someone refuses he'll be bound in leather We're inbred to the core. We gladly give and we love to receive Any fluids you can squirt on me We'll suck your dicks both thick and thin Just as long as you are our Apple kin All your cum is so good to drink Or filling my pussy to the brink I'll present my ass with an inviting wink In our big family orgy We're apples forever, apples together We're family but so much more If someone refuses he'll be bound in leather We're inbred to the core. By: Alexander White
They're All About CocksCocks. So many cocks. Secretions. Make me secretive. Thick and round, and ready to pound. Shades of white in grey. By: Mally
Teen DreamThere was once a mare, Who had a terrible fare, for she was wet. Till one night a rapist came to glide, Through her window set aside, He was going to have some fun, I bet! With a swift leap he was the leading role, She was going to ride his pole, It would be a terrible mess. A swift move it came out, His length to brag about! For it was twelve inches, no less! With a thump and a thump, It went up her rump, And even I'm surprised it didn't bleed. With a pump and a pump, And a bump and a bump, The thirst finally quenched for her need. She came and she came, Honestly, that was her aim, Slowly she went to sleep. It had gone in pretty deep... By: darcyyanew
I want to be with herThere's a woman named Twilight Sparkle I'm obsessed with her She uses spells and magic and whatever I always wonder if she has one that makes her butt bigger I see her everywhere I go It drives me mad It's like God wants to force us together That makes me sad I don't want her to be forced I want her to love me truthfully But I know she'll never love me She's not really one for honesty She treats me like a friend I know she thinks I'm a freak She acts to be like I'm the same species Oh, I'll never make her sweet spot leak I'm tired of this Why can't she see that I love her?! I follow her around and do everything for her!! Why can't she see it!!! I'll do anything for her!! I'll get you a crown and a dress!! I'll work so hard my hands can't press!! I'm on my f***ing knees! I'm pleading to her!! PLEASE!!! SEE THAT I LOVE YOU!!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!!!! By: Arm Maggedon
Ode to the MilkmareIn Trottingham there lives a mare Who is known by all far and near Her unusual gait Is due to the weight Of the teats swinging close to her rear Her name is a constellation And to orphans she gives a donation Milky Way is a dear And from what I do hear A source of young colt masturbation By: Azure Blackstone
ColumbineColumbine the filly, careless and meek When you say vore she says Hide and Go Seek Bondage is dressup, watersports is for cleaning She gives special cuddles, not knowing their meaning She hides from the world in plain sight, it is said The perversions do not reach the confines of her head I'd give you a hug and tell you it's alright But I think you'd try give me a French kiss goodnight By: Azure Blackstone
Scratching the SurfaceOnce I was a DJ, rocking out in the night But I longed for something else to dirty my pelt of white Some good solid work, proud to do my trade I wanted to be a sea captain, then I'd have it made Drinking, sailing, taking every dare The life of a pirate, not some pretty mare Things started off great, the boat was doing fine I'd done very well, meeting this goal of mine A storm on the horizon gave me a surprise I saw no safe port when I put my spyglass to my eyes Waves, Wind, pulling at the ship Chances were, it could become my crypt A towering wall of water knocked me overboard Poseiden was ready to add me to his watery hoard Something wrapped around me, giving me a rise I broke the surface, surprised to be alive Smile, laugh, deep lavender eyes She was the savior who had heard my cries Octavia was her name, a beautiful creature was she I felt that I should thank her for kindly rescuing me Of course I didn't mind the tentacles, I'm no prissy girl Just beneath the surface I had found something to totally rock my world. By: totallynotabrony
Better Living Through DupingIn the land of Equestria There sat a certain pool That with the proper chanting Would reveal a pony, dual. It caused quite a commotion A baker went quite mad For within a single afternoon 'twas overused, a tad. The pool was blocked, for safety Was never used again Or so the town was led to believe By certain librarian This egghead, had, for science Memorized the spot And for several months she waited Until the town forgot On certain moonlit evenings Young unicorn did schlep Away from tree she called her home Excitement in her step For she'd often paused to wonder On the merits of a twin And after thorough research Her mind did turn to sin She'd never had a lover Not even her first kiss But then there was another her A chance she couldn't miss She's significantly less stressed these days Her mane, less often frayed Remarkable the blessings Of simply getting laid. And for those who are feeling stressed? What might our dear librarian suggest? 'If opportunity comes to test... Enjoy yourself, literally: It's the best!' By: Mally
Ode to the ElementsOh, most noble Elements Thy Princess wishes to provide A most delicious recompense Our saviors, we doth wish inside Our chambers late upon the Night We seven in throes of passion Until the morning sun doth glow Our sister's dearest, young Twilight Her pale friend, a mare of fashion Both unicorns, that we might Know. Into our chambers, get thee hence A single delay, we shan't abide Thou mares of most intriguing bents It is Our wish that thee will ride Oh bastion ye, of honest might Provider of fruit, our daily ration Tis something more that you doth grow Oh dancing baker of delight Melancholy's pink assassin With Us, make music, until cock crows. Please, fine mares, take no offense Mine gratitude, We will not hide And thy reward, though be intense Is not away from to be shied. Oh Pegasi, let Us show thee flight Our pink haired angel of compassion Until the seas doth overflow And speedster of prismatic light Dost thou feel the waves crashing? Our passion soars with thee, Rainbow Oh, most noble Elements Thy Princess wishes to provide A most delicious recompense, So won't you come, join Us inside! By: Mally
An Enthralling Ethical EncounterThe twins she had binged from her minge had lynched the long lost love-making lusts from her bust and had established a trust between the fair pair of handsome stallion and quaint mare. But such a love could never last as their trust was sadly cast to the fate of one sprightly parasprite unwittingly wooing him with all her might. Pinkie's great asses' mass did clearly strike avast poor Mr. Cake's lucid loyalty in every unexpected aspect of his merry marriage. He prayed to the modest goddess of love and all the shining stars above that he would respect his wife and live his life with no more of this tension and sexual strife. Ay but how the goddess did smirk, as she was kind of a jerk, plucking his plonkers almost instantaneously after hearing his plea. 'Why not should one so handsome as thee indulge in the sex of not two but three?' 'But fair maiden!' he cried, 'Are you suggesting, before my eyes, a surly surprise that I should abandon my lover for another and-' And then Pinkie Pie bent over to pick up a piece of candy. Sproing! Well...at least he tried. Er, I mean, He was tried, that is, when the local law saw his raw emotions spent on one unlucky lass whose ass was severely penetrated and reverse-liberated from behind by a presumably drunken uncle, blowing his chunks've potential offspring into the would-be offering of- Well, you get the point. By: wariyoshi
Making of the FluttsicleTrixie had a magic wand She found it out by a cottage and pond So delighted was she with the precious new thing she went to that cottage and had a fling Now Fluttershy is not the usual mare to let anypony go south with her there But Trixie and her magic stick... ...so thick and slick, that magic stick... Fluttershy had to go to town she left her lover without a sound and perhaps by chance or greedy eyes She put the wand in her bag, ups and flies. Town was something of an awkward affair Of course it would be, for that pegasus there Feeling all the more flustered under her hair, she ducked into the library, thinking each pony stared. Twilight Sparkle, on the other hoof Will experiment more, if bit of a poof, And teasing that wand from Fluttershy's bag She nuzzles up to the mare; her eyelashes wag With a bit of a rutt (some done like a mutt!) Sparkle ploughs up that rug tough as a thug Now Fluttershy's all a quiver'n'quake But Twilight Sparkle has still more to slake So up in her magic, the pegasus for round two Takes her back home to find unicorn of blue Trixie and Twilight have bit of a beef In working the magic each thought they were chief and now between them Fluttershy lay panting and sweating; each mare wants her way Heaving and pleading Wanting and needing Each one with a horn and a pegasus worn Now Fluttershy couldn't take no more Each of her lovers she did implore But no! With the wand give a furious tickle One heinous shove, and now she's a Fluttssicle. By: ambion
The Secret Ingredient is LovePinkie Pie returned to the family's rock farm today. She went into their home and gave her parents both hugs. “I would write, but a letter for this would underplay the greatest passion for which that my mare-heart now tugs.” Pinkie's mother did look up and she silenced her foal. “Pinkamena, you know you can stay home for a while. We'd love to hear all about it but we won't cajole, As long as your happy, we'll be happy and smile.” From her saddlebags, Pinkie took some bread and some jam. “Let me make you all lunch now; something special, I've brought.” She made gooey sandwiches for both father and dam. The taste was real awkward; to keep their smiles they fought. Her father chewed quickly and he gulped down that last bite. “That is a weird taste and I can't place that odd flavor.” Despite all the hairs, her mother was still quite polite. “If it's from your heart dear, this strange sandwich I'll savor.” Pinkie made one for herself, and gave seconds to them. She gobbled hers up while her parents chocked down theirs too. “I'm in love with a great pony and he's quite a gem. He's quite the stallion for me and we both had snoo snoo.” Pinkie jumped on the table and reared up to declare, “His throbbing penis is thick like the rung of this chair. My vagina is real tight, but once he shoved it in there, he did cum up inside me and made me his mare.” Pinkie's parents were startled and her father did yell, “Pinkamena, such foul language, your sisters could hear!” Too late, Inkamena walked in, and she was like, “Well, so when can we see this stallion who prodded your rear?” Pinkie opened the front door and the sight was bizarre. “I hope you don't mind, but he's just a bit smelly.” A stallion's head did stick up from inside a big jar. “Meesa loves to just fuck her in huge tubs of jelly!” By: Palm Palette
Derpy X: Rondeau of HoovesThe mare known as Derpy Hooves, or sometimes Ditzy Doo Is a bubbly sort of pony, cheerful through and through Though when one gets her alone, young Ditzy oft proves Despite her moniker, this girl has got some moves That are sure to turn her visitors to quivering mounds of goo Ponyville's least well kept secret, unknown to very few Grey pegasus, with bubble butt, and unique point of view Bright of eye, and cause of storms, not everyone approves The mare known as Derpy Hooves Endearing or annoying, the choice is up to you Should you visit Ponyville, in search of something new Home to certain mailmare, and her high regard for youths Assuming you enjoy her, as she your mood improves With the skillful touch of Ditzy Doo, The mare known as Derpy Hooves. By: Mally AN: I don't even remotely apologize for the terrible pun in the title.
Flying SoloWhile over the sky I fly, I was entranced by these beautiful eyes. I flew down for a talk, and became rather shocked how similar we were, She and I. Oh time has flown right out the door, as we sat holding hooves by the shore. My heart felt so light, the end of day seemed so bright, just being with the mare I adored. With the ceremony all done and said, our love was now finally wed. I took her back to the suite, and sounding less then discreet, we both made sweet love in that bed. Our marriage was never turned into a chore and when the time came that she bore, we felt such joyous glee now that we would finally see our dream of a family evermore. The good times were not meant to last. These events unfolded too fast. A runaway carriage we saw roll, and brought death to our foal Our joy had been all but abashed. Come one day we both sighed. In the name of Celestia we did try, to regain our youth, from a death so uncouth, before ourselves from sorrow did we die. What joy, for a child we just had, but soon what was glad turned to drab. For again I saw death, and as she drew her last breath, promise of a loving father she must have. A life with my wife had been lashed, but with the love of my filly, I'd get past. For a promise was made, that I would fly high and never fade, all for my little Rainbow Dash. By: AnondulusianBrony
Crystalline DelightPurgatory of happiness and bliss, A brilliant beacon of the love far exceeding that of a kiss. Peace and unity, Brilliance and clarity. Until the reign of immorality. Cries of pain plagued the land with the stallion's coming, Trumpets and horns blared his armies' marching. Steel struck Crystal and Crystal struck Steel, And we forced the enemy to yield. They came and passed, But returned at last, From a gorge of dark magic. With intentions to cause devastation most tragic, He descended upon us alone. His heart frozen to stone. That Somber knight, Challenging the ancient rights, My eyes beheld the terrible fright, For at the end of that disputed night, There remained nothing of our crystalline delight. This wasn't a pilgrim claiming to have seen the light, No! For we felt no touch and breathed no air under his awesome might! He preached his sovereignty, Over our oligarchy. And with ours spirits waning, His power gaining, The shadows of our souls became overbearing. Our coats once gleaming bright and strong, How dulled and unsaturated under his song! We said, "Tear down the king of darkness and of shadow!" Rising up, and falling down, Our valiant efforts crushed into the ground. Here we stand, Shackled and chained, Like animals to be restrained. They gleam green his eyes, Dancing with fires of envy. For in his heart so black and sullied, This king knows he must hurry. There will come a day when freedom reigns, And to the sky all our necks will crane. Not once, not twice, nor thrice, Oh no, Four times the southern lights shall ignite, Three falling, the final, restoring our crystalline delight. By: JenkinsRevenge
The Early TrainA mare of pink, with a heart of gold; Her specialty was love, as the stories all told. For, that very night, when the ponies were asleep, She'd closed her window, so, her modesty, she could keep. For the Prince was out on royal duty, And yet, she still needed to be sated. The task fell to her own hooves, But with herself she still debated. She debated about many things, Among which was her voice; For as she was the Princess of Love, BOY, could she make noise. Eventually, she could not resist, And her hoof trailed down below. It made contact, and she released a gasp; She was practically aglow. Soon, however, it wasn't enough, So her horn lit with a magic true; For as she read in libraries large, Some interesting knowledge she accrued. Upon herself, she bestowed An object made of light. It lightly buzzed, so hopefully, It would relieve her of her plight. She made contact once more and tried to withhold A whimper of delight. But unfortunately for that Princess, It echoed through the night. At first, it seemed harmless, Like no one noticed her moans. However, unbeknownst to that Princess, Some lights began to show. That Princess was too far gone to notice, As ponies gathered beneath Her window that had swung open They were in awe and disbelief. As every thrust gained momentum And her voice gained sound The crowd gained restlessness; A cheering began to resound. For the ponies of the Kingdom Came to adore, Their very own Crystal Princess Whose heart beat with love and warmth. That love spread over all the ponies, As the Princess neared her peak; And as the Princess forgot her worries, The ponies all felt the heat. As the Princess gave one last push, That sent her spiraling over the brink, Her loyal subjects found themselves All joining her, in sync. As the crowd writhed along With the Princess, to an imaginary tune A young Prince had gotten home early, And he felt himself swoon. He recognized the feeling Coursing through his veins. Needless to say, he was confused, But he was glad he took the early train. By: CalculusFilly
Because I Love YouBon Bon loved Lyra And Lyra loved her Together they loved another And loved together they were But Bon Bon was an odd one Much to Lyra’s dismay Their love was truly tested One fateful day Lyra returned home And saw too much cardboard And in the center of it all Was Bon Bon on the floor She held in her hooves An electronical device An Xbox 360 If one wants to be precise She told Lyra she loved her A love that would put all the others to shame And that love can be shown in many ways But none of the ways were ever the same So she took the Xbox And opened Lyra’s mouth And shoved it down her gullet Before she could even shout Lyra’s supple eyes leaked tears As the plastic was shoved inside her Bon Bon hugged her marefriend And sat right beside her “Out love is eternal, “Nothing could us separate,” And with that, she shoved the plastic again And began to masturbate This went on for hours Xboxes, again and again A never ending flood Much to Lyra’s pain Soon her body couldn’t take it It simply said “fuck this.” And thus, her heart stopped beating As her body quit Bon Bon cried for days on end Unconsolable It is truly tragic When love ends so terrible By: Regidar Author's Note So apparently there is art of this. link
Futa FTWDick the mares with cocks a-plenty Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Drains your balls until they're empty Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. How'd you grow the meat and two veg? Fa-la-la, la-la la-la-la-la. But who cares, I'll scrape your womb's edge Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. As the spell begins to weaken Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, Lighting up like a massive beacon, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, Makeshift dick dissolves to nothing, Fa-la-la, la-la la-la-la-la. Shriveling up from so much cumming, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. By: Brony_of_Brody Author's Note Merry Hearth's Warming Eve <3 ~C====3
The Were-Mare“Welcome class, our new student from Canterlot High: Flash Sentry is here. Please, say 'hi'.” A dashing young man with electric blue hair waltzed in the classroom with nary a care. All the girls did swoon, but one caught his eye. “Twilight Sparkle?” he asked. This caught him awry. She blushed and stammered. She melted right there. This cute guy knew her? She loved his—electric blue hair. Teacher Octavia tapped on her board. They spent the afternoon learning about the G-chord. While class was in session they passed notes galore. It was love at first sight and his heart did soar. When the school closed out, he asked for a date. She said 'yes' and she kissed him and his hopes escalate. They ordered two steaks and had some red wine. But something was off—she wasn't quite fine. Her dog yapped and growled and she looked at the moon. If it wasn't full, it would be quite soon. “So you have a dog too?” Flash Sentry did ask. She nodded and shuffled. She kept up her mask. “I saw another Twilight in Canterlot High. Her dog could talk, and she was quite shy.” “He knows I can talk?” Spike whispered in shock. “Quiet you.” Twilight silenced him with a rolled up sock. “Thanks for the supper, but I must retreat.” She'd eaten her parsley but left all her meat. Flash Sentry was curious; he followed her trail. He found her deep in the park and she had—a tail!? She discarded her clothes and by moonlight transformed. A lavender unicorn stood there when she had reformed. “She'd beautiful,” he whispered. That gave him away. “Who's there?” Twilight twirled. Her mane on display. Flash Sentry stepped out, his hands held up high. “You followed me!?” she wailed. “Why? Just, why?” “You were in such a hurry you forgot your purse.” She flushed and muttered a profane curse. “I'm a monster – you shouldn't see me like this.” He held up her head for a passionate kiss. “You're no monster, you're a fine lovely mare.” He shed his clothes. “You're naked too; it's only fair.” She turned around and raised up her tail. He rutted her there; she did moan and wail. Only stars were witness to this sexy young jam. ...and the magical dog, with his streaming webcam. By: Palm Palette
Can you quack like a duckCan you quack like a duck when you suck Can you buck like a horse when we fuck Can you take every inch up your butt Can you shit on my chest for good luck Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suck Can you fart on my balls when we fuck Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt Can you shit on my chest for good luck Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck You're old enough to suck You're old enough to fuck But you aint cute enough to where I want to knock you up And if you swallow it whole can you take it up the butt Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut Well I want to knock you down Cause I want to knock you up All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt Then you turn around and then you suck it up While your marefriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suck Can you buck like a horse when we fuck Can you take every inch up your butt Can you shit on my chest for good luck Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suck Can you fart on my balls when we fuck Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt Can you shit on my chest for good luck Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck You're old enough to suck You're old enough to fuck But you aint clean enough to where I want to knock you up Then you swallow what you sucked while you take it up the butt Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut Well I want to knock you down Cause I want to knock you up All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt Then you turn around and then you suck it up While your marefriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt By: Shrek the Ogre
HeatFuck you, sun. That's what I want to do. So what if you're a goddess. You're not immune to sex once your body decides it wants my body. Can you imagine: My cock gleaming in light, your lips parted and waiting. I'd find radiance in your cunt, taste its sweet wet shimmer. I'd touch the sun on your flank, feel it taut beneath my hooves. Lusting your light, so close to burning— even if my flanks roasted and my cock charred I'd do you with a smile on my face. By: Remetheus
Because It Had To BeBecause it had to be for others to see my lynching was made public, bare i was to be, my legs spread, myself on my knees. A ghastly trespass was what made this ensue to treat the princess to a night of passion most crude. yet with defiant banter I say out loud, a last quip. The princess most sweet, made for a hard trip! A whip lashed my end, such delicious pain too For this ill compared, to what Celestia would do With each passing strike, my mind began to wonder If I courted her, would that white flank I'd find under? After my torture had ended and my pervasive self shunned I grinned, for I know the worst was now done I left with a grin, my look such a defiant one. They thought me beaten, and with this I've bothered for fun "You did what you must, But I've already won." By: AnondulusianBrony
Luna's Rape FaceMuch to Celestia’s dismay Luna put her Rape Face on one day. She didn’t curtsy, she didn’t bow, She chose a Guard and said “FUCK ME NOW!” Celestia complained, “Now Luna dear! You can’t fuck Blazing – the poor guy’s queer!” But Luna fucked Blazing, and fucked him hard, And left him spent – then fucked the Day Guard! Gold helmets flew, gold breastplates too, And Luna got covered in stallion spoo! Then lest they think they were given a slight, Luna grinned and took on the Guard of Night! There was a flurry of fangs and leathery bat wings Along with goatskin chaps and rubbery things! And just as all thought she’d had her fill, Luna took to the air – next stop, Ponyville! The first Element she pounced, poor Rainbow Dash, Was left whimpering and flightless, with a well-eaten gash! Poor Pinkie was next – Luna put her in her place It’ll take a solid week to get THAT smile off her face! Fluttershy meeped, and most timorously hid, “Don’t!” cried her sister, but Luna sure did! The Night Princess said, “I want that sweet timid slot! And I could just kiss and cuddle that downy soft plot!” Rarity objected – “Please, Luna don’t touch my mane!” But that didn’t stop her from coming, again and again! Applejack was ready. She kicked Luna in the face! “I like ‘em feisty!” said Luna, and she set the pace! Five Elements down, all panting, all wet; On the sixth one Luna’s heart was now set. Twilight ran for cover, casting spell after spell, “Don’t take me! Take Spike!” she was heard to yell. Spike jumped on Luna’s back, and spat fire on her ass, “Woohoo!” cried Luna. “I like a dragon with sass!” Like a bolt from on high Celestia came down, And like a great thunderhead dark was her frown. But she stayed her wrath, and laughed long and loud, To see her dark sister getting righteously plowed! Spike had her on her back, her legs splayed out wide And Luna moaned as he impaled her on his pride! Twilight came out of hiding, her eyes huge with shock, To see the sheer size of that dragon’s cock! “I never knew he had it in him!” Twilight cried. “It’s in Luna right now,” Celestia said with pride. “And now, dear Twilight,” she said, “make us some tea! Because this time it’s just your juicy snatch – and ME!” Walt2012
The SecretI donned my best attire, For a trip to an empire, A land where crystals did gleam. So I boarded the train, Just after baggage claim, Only leaving a trail of steam. The town was a sight, But I had plans for the night. And so I arrived at the castle Once I met her eyes, To much my surprise, I admit I was feeling bashful. The Princess was fine, With her I would dine, Upon a delicate feast. And so she put on a show And little did I know, That I would show her my beast. Once the evening had died, 'A Good Night' she implied, And I thought my evening was done. But, I went up to her room, And consummated my doom. Time flies when you're having fun. She laid in her bed, And I swore that she said That he's in for a great surprise. So I quickly left, Knowing I had been deft, And to never make a reprise. And so a day came by, I thought I might die, When I heard the royal news. A new baby would come, But Cadance acted dumb. And Shining took to the booze. By: Flutterpriest
Three Little FilliesThree little fillies awoke one fine day, On all of their minds there was one word: play. The first one, White, left her sister’s boutique. The next, Yellow, left her family farm. The last one, Orange, left from Yellow’s barn. Three little fillies went into the Town. White then wondered why Orange wore a frown. Orange was embarrassed and would not talk, So white asked Yellow why she was upset, Then Yellow looked around and said, “Not yet.” Three little fillies came upon a tent, Orange then turned red, and inside she went. A sign outside read, “Get your ‘toys’ right here!” White got excited and moved to go in, Yellow stopped White with a hoof and a grin. Two little fillies watched the third come out. Orange had a bag, bridle, and a pout. Yellow took the bag, then grinned ear to ear, “To the Town Square!” Yellow said quite loudly. Her two friends followed, Orange not proudly. Three little fillies stood in the Town Square. Orange, on the fountain, attracted stares. “Head down, butt up,” Yellow said to Orange. Orange did so, much to White’s confusion, Who thought her friends had some strange collusion. Three little fillies gathered a large crowd. Orange, in kinky gear, had her head bowed. Yellow raised a hoof, then brought it down hard. Orange yelped through the bit, her left cheek raw. Her friend’s butt red, Yellow shouted “Yee-haw!” Two little fillies performed some lewd acts, With vigor, Yellow assaulted that ass. Yellow searched the bag and pulled out a toy. The toy was thick, lengthy, studded, and black. With a sob, Orange’s front legs went slack. One little filly looked on in horror. Yellow put lube on the monstrous borer, Orange’s back legs began to shiver. The bit was bitten in pain and pleasure, The dildo buried real deep like treasure. One little filly came right on the spot, Yellow was proud of the toy she had bought. Orange, fully spent, collapsed to the ground. White asked Yellow, “What the heck was that for?!” “Was a shit lover, I made her a whore.” Two little fillies had tried to make love, Which was a thing Orange knew nothing of. She sucked in the sack, and not the good kind, Yellow got mad, called Orange a wuss ‘Cause Orange refused to eat out her puss. By: MonolithiuM
