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Her Butt Slammed Shut

by totallynotabrony
And other questionable poetry.

And other questionable poetry.

Written by totallynotabrony and others.

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20683 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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153 Chapters:

  1. Her Butt Slammed Shut 2012-11-13 04:33:11 UTC
    92
  2. Song of the Moon 2012-11-12 20:54:07 UTC
    77
  3. Moon's Refrain 2012-11-13 03:40:37 UTC
    86
  4. Cthulhu Shaft 2012-11-12 21:09:05 UTC
    42
  5. An Enthralling Ethical Encounter 2012-11-12 23:10:59 UTC
    252
  6. The Observations Of A Pupil 2012-11-12 23:45:43 UTC
    121
  7. Under-Covers Wrestling 2012-11-12 23:44:03 UTC
    99
  8. Song of the Randy Roan Mustang: A Cautionary Tail! 2012-11-13 04:37:11 UTC
    209
  9. Lovely Violet Hair 2012-11-13 03:40:09 UTC
    120
  10. Dear Robert Frost, Kiss My Ass, Signed, Me 2012-11-13 04:04:39 UTC
    135
  11. The Stallion From Seaddle 2012-11-13 04:57:14 UTC
    40
  12. Wife Toss 2012-11-13 05:20:07 UTC
    20
  13. I REGRET NOTHING 2012-11-13 05:14:37 UTC
    36
  14. Six 2012-11-14 02:27:56 UTC
    201
  15. Not What It Looks Like 2012-11-13 10:19:31 UTC
    166
  16. The Full Moon 2012-11-14 00:32:51 UTC
    23
  17. Gossip 2012-11-14 20:44:25 UTC
    83
  18. Scootaloo's Gay Old Day 2012-11-14 02:54:55 UTC
    153
  19. Attention Whore 2012-11-14 02:57:23 UTC
    150
  20. Cheerilee and Sex Ed 2012-11-14 03:17:24 UTC
    97
  21. Horn, eh? 2012-11-14 11:16:09 UTC
    81
  22. Making of the Fluttsicle 2012-11-15 00:40:33 UTC
    288
  23. Bookworm 2012-11-15 01:04:59 UTC
    148
  24. It's her! 2012-11-15 02:42:06 UTC
    36
  25. She is Coming 2012-11-15 02:42:59 UTC
    23
  26. Looks are Deceiving 2012-11-15 02:45:22 UTC
    539
  27. Tootaloo 2012-11-15 11:30:13 UTC
    36
  28. Team Building Exercise 2012-11-15 22:36:44 UTC
    139
  29. Butt Butter 2012-11-16 03:12:20 UTC
    62
  30. Jingling 2012-12-26 15:52:07 UTC
    41
  31. The Night Guard 2013-01-01 03:31:48 UTC
    38
  32. I Remember This One Time... 2013-01-13 21:21:49 UTC
    155
  33. To the Market 2013-02-15 01:53:52 UTC
    102
  34. Pranks 2013-03-31 21:00:35 UTC
    19
  35. Puppy Love 2013-04-17 02:21:12 UTC
    140
  36. A Foal's Folly 2013-04-17 14:51:49 UTC
    34
  37. Scratching the Surface 2013-06-02 21:36:40 UTC
    208
  38. Conspiracy 2013-06-08 06:33:25 UTC
    16
  39. And That's How Applebloom Was Made 2013-07-24 03:56:08 UTC
    40
  40. Dirty Mane Six Limericks 2013-07-30 00:01:56 UTC
    180
  41. About Those Eyes of Hers... 2013-08-10 17:56:04 UTC
    24
  42. Everypony's Gay for Braeburn 2013-08-10 18:17:47 UTC
    85
  43. It Was A Weather Balloon 2013-10-13 02:51:59 UTC
    30
  44. Better Living Through Duping 2013-10-13 02:52:04 UTC
    189
  45. Ode to the Elements 2013-10-13 02:52:08 UTC
    202
  46. Zecora's Size 10 Friend 2013-10-14 04:07:49 UTC
    148
  47. A Very Dirty Haiku 2013-10-14 05:52:07 UTC
    21
  48. Patented Posterior Plumper 2013-10-15 05:38:14 UTC
    90
  49. Clusterfuck 2013-10-15 05:38:15 UTC
    144
  50. Read the Packaging 2013-10-16 06:02:45 UTC
    168
  51. Weekend 2013-10-16 06:02:51 UTC
    60
  52. It's Pinkie 2013-10-16 06:02:55 UTC
    89
  53. Crackerjack 2013-10-17 06:07:09 UTC
    62
  54. A Bang From the Gang 2013-10-17 02:13:57 UTC
    509
  55. Reaction to "A bang from the Gang" 2013-11-15 01:57:52 UTC
    42
  56. A Bang From the Gang - Xsuper Xsecret Xsequel 2013-10-18 03:12:52 UTC
    538
  57. A Bang from the Gang - A Heart Warming’s Tale 2013-12-25 02:49:22 UTC
    492
  58. Avast, the Ass 2013-10-18 03:13:01 UTC
    21
  59. Teen Dream 2013-10-18 03:14:57 UTC
    139
  60. Already Over 2013-10-18 03:15:45 UTC
    17
  61. Wrong Target (gore) 2013-10-20 23:25:49 UTC
    137
  62. The Secret Ingredient is Love 2013-10-20 23:25:52 UTC
    345
  63. Bad Wish 2013-10-20 23:25:56 UTC
    156
  64. Every Bucking Day 2013-10-21 00:49:22 UTC
    87
  65. Zecora/Bloomberg 2013-10-25 10:16:16 UTC
    107
  66. Rock Hard 2013-11-06 18:51:55 UTC
    67
  67. A Bond Between Sisters 2013-11-06 18:52:08 UTC
    24
  68. Rarity 2013-11-06 18:52:16 UTC
    20
  69. Derpy X: Rondeau of Hooves 2013-11-06 18:52:21 UTC
    157
  70. Synonyms 2013-11-09 08:12:27 UTC
    62
  71. The Ramblings of an Irate Woman 2013-11-09 08:12:29 UTC
    42
  72. Twist Ending 2013-11-09 08:12:31 UTC
    28
  73. Little Miss Derpy 2013-11-15 01:57:54 UTC
    40
  74. Flying Solo 2013-11-16 16:35:49 UTC
    271
  75. The Brew 2013-11-23 23:17:54 UTC
    177
  76. Rockodile Bondage 2013-11-23 23:59:28 UTC
    34
  77. Sovereign Slit 2013-11-24 22:51:12 UTC
    12
  78. Epic Incest Rap Battle of Equestria 2013-11-24 22:51:21 UTC
    349
  79. Crystalline Delight 2013-11-26 16:09:43 UTC
    281
  80. Royalty 2013-11-26 17:44:10 UTC
    17
  81. Twilight Scepter 2013-11-26 18:04:04 UTC
    21
  82. Derpy's Search 2013-12-01 17:34:31 UTC
    93
  83. I'm getting hoes! 2013-12-04 04:28:27 UTC
    102
  84. The Early Train 2013-12-04 09:01:10 UTC
    369
  85. Nevermind 2013-12-12 00:14:38 UTC
    69
  86. What's the Matter? 2013-12-17 02:04:14 UTC
    137
  87. Of Whores and Consorts. 2013-12-17 04:33:49 UTC
    96
  88. Because I Love You 2013-12-17 05:30:54 UTC
    244
  89. Teeth Like Celestia’s Hoofshine 2013-12-17 05:40:13 UTC
    233
  90. Writing Letters 2013-12-18 05:59:22 UTC
    205
  91. To Clop or Not to Clop 2013-12-19 06:09:11 UTC
    270
  92. Totally Crass Trash Regarding a Pegasus's Ass 2013-12-20 06:58:26 UTC
    74
  93. Molestia's Hearth's Warming 2013-12-25 02:49:24 UTC
    52
  94. Good Princess Twilight 2013-12-25 02:49:25 UTC
    49
  95. Futa FTW 2013-12-25 02:49:27 UTC
    84
  96. A Old Japony Poem Jumble 2013-12-26 03:46:43 UTC
    55
  97. The Were-Mare 2013-12-26 03:46:46 UTC
    392
  98. Looks Like Somepony's Got A Case of the Mundiayz 2013-12-29 02:25:54 UTC
    418
  99. Applejuice 2014-01-03 21:09:46 UTC
    50
  100. Help! 2014-01-13 04:19:59 UTC
    140
  101. Can you quack like a duck 2014-01-13 04:20:00 UTC
    378
  102. Shining Armor Cheated on His Wife with Ponyville 2014-01-13 04:20:05 UTC
    279
  103. 5 Apple Haiku 2014-01-13 04:20:06 UTC
    62
  104. Wise Advice 2014-02-11 12:55:34 UTC
    100
  105. Wear Him Like a Belt 2014-02-11 12:55:36 UTC
    23
  106. Crack of Dawn 2014-02-11 12:55:38 UTC
    223
  107. Zecora's Hex 2014-03-23 07:24:01 UTC
    18
  108. Moulder 2014-03-23 07:24:04 UTC
    783
  109. Celestia's Cunt 2014-04-02 16:39:02 UTC
    19
  110. Nights with the Sun 2014-04-02 16:39:05 UTC
    34
  111. Heat 2014-04-02 16:39:08 UTC
    94
  112. Carpe Diem 2014-04-02 16:39:11 UTC
    23
  113. I Can't Into Poetry 2014-04-21 14:28:10 UTC
    20
  114. Changeling Haiku 2014-04-21 14:28:15 UTC
    19
  115. Forbidden Pastries 2014-04-21 14:28:20 UTC
    19
  116. Solemn Wishes 2014-04-21 14:28:25 UTC
    63
  117. Dog Days 2014-04-23 04:32:14 UTC
    19
  118. Because It Had To Be 2014-04-23 04:32:16 UTC
    162
  119. Dark Alley Games 2014-04-28 06:06:35 UTC
    78
  120. I want to be with her 2014-04-28 06:06:33 UTC
    182
  121. A Tryst of Fate 2014-05-24 21:20:40 UTC
    574
  122. The Perfect Mare 2014-05-31 09:00:59 UTC
    84
  123. Foxy 2014-06-17 23:19:12 UTC
    245
  124. Communist 2014-06-17 23:19:20 UTC
    18
  125. Ode to the Milkmare 2014-06-20 14:19:18 UTC
    67
  126. Columbine 2014-06-20 14:19:17 UTC
    78
  127. Traumaloo 2014-06-20 14:19:21 UTC
    22
  128. My Friend the Wind 2014-06-20 14:19:23 UTC
    22
  129. What the Blueberry Fuck? 2014-06-25 23:01:47 UTC
    936
  130. Haiku Battle 2014-08-12 20:28:24 UTC
    130
  131. Cocks as Long as Horses' 2014-08-26 05:38:23 UTC
    197
  132. Regarding My Dick 2014-08-29 05:30:45 UTC
    12
  133. Abortions Turn Zecora On 2014-08-29 05:32:10 UTC
    81
  134. Haiku of another meeting of townsponies and Zecora 2014-08-31 04:52:25 UTC
    23
  135. Inbred to the Core 2014-08-31 04:52:27 UTC
    191
  136. Not enough love 2014-09-14 22:13:07 UTC
    147
  137. This Next One's About Cocks 2014-10-12 00:31:57 UTC
    24
  138. They're All About Cocks 2014-10-12 00:34:06 UTC
    27
  139. Luna's Rape Face 2014-10-26 09:01:10 UTC
    414
  140. Your Dick is a Pony 2014-11-10 19:12:17 UTC
    60
  141. That Which Is Sought After 2014-11-14 16:49:17 UTC
    165
  142. After Show Party 2015-02-12 10:36:53 UTC
    144
  143. Distaff 2015-06-17 16:57:37 UTC
    56
  144. Sunscreen 2015-06-17 16:57:42 UTC
    16
  145. Happy Anti-Pants Dance Day 2015-07-29 01:42:34 UTC
    137
  146. Buckin' 2015-08-21 12:52:54 UTC
    70
  147. A Rock for Hearth's Warming 2015-10-29 03:09:01 UTC
    120
  148. The Secret 2015-10-29 03:09:03 UTC
    202
  149. Quickie 2016-10-29 11:38:44 UTC
    21
  150. A Fine Lubber Maiden 2016-10-29 11:38:45 UTC
    86
  151. The Joys of Inter-Species Sex 2016-10-29 11:38:47 UTC
    39
  152. Three Little Fillies 2016-10-29 11:38:48 UTC
    398
  153. Get Rekt 2016-10-29 11:38:50 UTC
    116