Her Butt Slammed Shut

Ugh! I'm stuck! I don't know what to do!
Flash sentry asked me out for a date but I think I'm screwed
I just learned about friendship,
Not even started romance
Maybe I should ask for advice
But don't know who
Applejack and Rainbow Dash are probably too forward
Rarity too elegant; Pinkie is too random
And Fluttershy is..well..shy!
Celestia and Luna, no way that's just awkward and I'll seem like a filly
Spike will just laugh at me and Derpy? Really!
I guess there's only two more to try
Though they'll probably be the best
And it's probably fresh in their mind because they are best wed
Cadence is also the alicorn of love and my brother is my BBBFF
Though with that wine I sent, and familiarity, I might just get a demonstration!

By: Poke-shpee