Her Butt Slammed Shut

There once was a ma-re
Who had such nice ha-ir
Flowing from he-re to the-re

She winked at me we-ll
Which I did find swe-ll
Then into bed we fe-ll

I mounted her twi-ce
Which was quite ni-ce
So I did make it thri-ce

When did come the mo-rn
She did eye me with sco-rn
And realized she’d a child unbo-rn

She yelled like a shr-ew:
“Ye dumb ol’ lout, y-ou!”
So left her to rejoin me cr-ew

By: Salted Pingas