Her Butt Slammed Shut

I heard some gossip once.
It wasn't very good.
About attempted sex by Derpy
Of a nerdy purple prude.
Twilight was her name.
She was a lovely mare.
Stayed up all night with her books
Muffins she wouldn't share.
Derpy heard about this
She caused an awful din
The cross-eyed mare flew about
Her mind on original sin.
The two of them got together
Everything was almost right.
Derpy tried and tried to no avail
Twilight was too tight.

By: totallynotabrony