Her Butt Slammed Shut

by totallynotabrony

To the Market

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I went to the market today.
Apples were on sale.
I saw a fine-looking mare.
Strange- I'm not a male.
"Anything else I can do?"
asked Applejack to me.
I swallowed hard and said,
"I bet you were a cute filly."
Ponyville is not a town
for any risk-takers like me.
That all changed the day
when "I" became "we."
The moral of the story
I would like to say
is that love comes in all forms
and also, I banged AJ.

By: totallynotabrony


Author's Note

To remind you all, poetry submissions are still being accepted.

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