Hey there stallion, when you're on the go;
There's still time for a little fellatio.
Go down to the quarry, look for a hole,
Check underground, take a little stroll.
There's a dog down there who knows the biz;
When it comes to passion she's a real whiz.
Just relax, don't mind the bite;
It's not bad, and her bark's all right.
Some music will start, and it will be funk;
The perfect thing to handle your junk.
A party for two inside her love nest,
So let Puppy take care of the rest.
She'll get to work down below,
Just watch out for the cold wet nose.

By: totallynotabrony

Author's Note

Hey...you should write a poem of your own. No, seriously, it can't be that bad. Come on, you want to be famous right?