Her Butt Slammed Shut

In old Appleloosa there lives a buck
Every day, he's down on his luck
He's cute and charming, really sweet
Muscular body, working in the heat
But no matter his efforts, problems arise
He looks good to the wrong eyes
Buffalo, griffons, stallions, drakes
After Braeburn, no matter the stakes
He tries to avoid and he tries to defend
But the incessant affection just won't end
For sexy Braeburn, life isn't fair
All this swag, and no mares

By: totallynotabrony