Her Butt Slammed Shut

In the land of Equestria
There sat a certain pool
That with the proper chanting
Would reveal a pony, dual.

It caused quite a commotion
A baker went quite mad
For within a single afternoon
'twas overused, a tad.

The pool was blocked, for safety
Was never used again
Or so the town was led to believe
By certain librarian

This egghead, had, for science
Memorized the spot
And for several months she waited
Until the town forgot

On certain moonlit evenings
Young unicorn did schlep
Away from tree she called her home
Excitement in her step

For she'd often paused to wonder
On the merits of a twin
And after thorough research
Her mind did turn to sin

She'd never had a lover
Not even her first kiss
But then there was another her
A chance she couldn't miss

She's significantly less stressed these days
Her mane, less often frayed
Remarkable the blessings
Of simply getting laid.

And for those who are feeling stressed?
What might our dear librarian suggest?
'If opportunity comes to test...
Enjoy yourself, literally: It's the best!'

By: Mally