Her Butt Slammed Shut

Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I pondered weak and weary,
Over a quaint and curious volume of forgotten porn.
While I nodded, violently fapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of somepony gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"Leave me alone," I muttered.
On the morrow he will leave me,
As my hopes have flown behind.
Then the pony said "Nevermind."

By: Shrek the Ogre