Her Butt Slammed Shut

A Old Japony Poem Jumble

Little white bird
Stay on ground
Spreads wings
Flys without moving.

Old one eyed samurai
Drinks and sleeps
Almost misses battle
When he awakens in it.

Prized Eagle
When dies
Becomes symbol of nation
Very honorable.

Wise and old monk
Drinks much
Fights much
Sleeps for month.