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With the sun hanging embarrassingly on the horizon and the appointed sunset hour come and gone, Celestia is forced to call for help from those dedicated beings who turn out in all weathers to bring technical aid to deity-level royals and pan-galactic emperors.

Shame about the bloke who has the franchise for Equestria, really.