The funny thing about being C.E.O of the company that runs the New U stations, is that you can't ever really die. Course, when a bitch load of piss-brained bandits decide it'll be fun to try, the results can come up stranger than expected. When jack died, something went wrong with his respawn leaving him stranded in an awkward place. I mean, it's one thing to have a diamond pony to talk to... But when it can talk back? What do you do? How do you get home? And, most importantly, how do you NOT murder the hell out of that fucking pink one?!

Rated teen for foul language and some arguably sexual moments... Yes, there will be a conflicts with masturbation.

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EDIT:WRITTEN BEFORE DIAMOND (crystal) PONIES WERE CANNON