The Medic had a brilliant idea one night, he thought to himself "What if I could attach a teleporter inside of my Medi-gun so i can heal the team and get them to the front line, just like a real teleporter?"
Unfortunately, he has run out of willing participants for his wacky experiments, so must now test upon himself.
We will join him the night before the tests, when he requested for an Engineer.
(Quick note; These are written for my amusement alone, it is not to troll or harm anyone in any way, shape or form. I apologize if I do.)