twilight wasnt ded though, she was wearing a bullet proof neck.
Zacora walked past and saw twilight.
"do you need any help?" said the zebra pony.
"no fuck off" said twilight.
"ok" said zecorea, she fucked herself off to the everfree forest.
spike ran away with his taco, he ran back to raritys place.
"yo rarity, i got da shit"
"oh goodie" said rarity
Spike started to eat the taco...
He sucked on the meat inside, stoking it in and out of his mouth.
His little soldier started to rise and inflate then burst out, making it rain all over raritys face.
He had painted her purple walls white.
everything went in slow mo and spike spun around with his arms out. the taco gave him diarrhoea and he started to shit while spinning, rarity opened her mouth to shovel some in.
"I am one happy mother fucker" said spike, because he was happy and he also had fucked mrs cake last tuesday.
the taco had some juicy meat, it was so tender and scrumptious. he loved the taste of it, he needed more and more and more and more.
Sweetie belle came down stairs.
"hello rarity, can I play?"
"no fuck off you little cum bucket" yelled rarity, her mouth full of spoike's shit.
Sweetie belle said "ok" and started to cartwheel back up the stairs.
"now that that cock cave is gone, let's get real funky oh monkey" said rares and she got more of the tacos and chucked them in the air.
spike opened his mouth and swallowed them. the meat was so juicy, wherever it had come from must have been a large source as it didn't seem to run out! he was still shitting violently, rarity was still eating out of his ass.
"want some tacos piggy?" said rarity
"oh yes" he moaned, shovelling it into his mouth.
Rarity walked out the room and came back in a taco suit.
"oh fuck yes" spike said, seeing rarity in such a sexy costume. he stroked himself harder.
Rarity started to dance, she was one fucking sexy taco.
She started to milk her own nipples while screaming "look at these nips! you want my nips boy"
"oh yes I do!" yelled spike, still eating his tacos.
Rarity's nipples were now bleeding and it made her laugh. "oh what a stupid whore i can be" she said.
"youre tellin me bitch" said spike, he was on the last taco now.
he was really fucking fat now, he could barely walk under the weight of his taco filled belly. he was just one big fat shitting machine.
he savoured this last taco, chewing on the soft meat, swallowing it slowly, feeling it go down his throat and out his anus as Rarity's chocolate shake.
Spike had finished the taco and lay down.
Twilight walked in with big macintosh.
Big mac put on sunglasses and said "yo nigger, that was my dick in that taco"
"oh shit boi!" screamed spike.
Rarity took off her taco costume to reveal her shirt which read "spike is a cock muncher"
"oh for fuck sake" he cried.
Big mac then realised he had cut his dick off and bled to death.
Spike, rarity and twilight laugh.
Spike woke up.
It was a bootiful day, the bards were singing and twilight was cooking. Spike laughed at the bitch.
Twilight heard and came in with a fryin pan of bacon and boiling oil. she poured the oil onto spike and he screamed.
"ah my fuckin nips!" he yelled, yanking his nipples.
Twiglit started to chuckle, "aren't you a silly man" she said as she started to eat the bacon.
"hey, that wasnt my bacoon" said sprike
"not any more" said twilight
"but im hungry" screamed spike as he did handstands.
"tough luck" said twilight and she kicked him outside and spat on him.
"awwww shit" said spike, he had to go find somewhere else to eat now.
"I know, Rarity will let me come inside" he said. he started to run to rarity's place, waving his arms in the air.
"rarity, open up, my bitch kicked me out and my nips burn" he yelled, knocking on the door.
"oh settle down you little prick" said rarity as she opened the door.
Spike ran inside and turned on the tv. "I'm just gonna crash here till twilights off the fucking rag" he said.
"ok" said rarity, she put on a dressing gown, because it was getting cold.
Spike started to get hungry.
"oh yeah, rares! over here you silly bitch!"
Rarity, walked into the living room.
"twiglight ate my bacon, go cook up something because i'm wasting away here"
"oh yes" said Rarity, she went outside.
"where she gone!" yelled spike, "ey! bitch!"
Rarity came back 23 seconds later with a taco.
"I got a taco" she sung as she frolikd into the room, with ribons.
"bout fuckin time ya ginger twat" said spike as he jumped for the taco....
*SPLAT*
Twilight had walked in and whacked Rarity's head with a drain pipe, causin her to drop the fuckin taco and spike to miss it and splat into the wall.
"my taco now" said twilight, she ran outside.
"rarity, my one true love" said spike, he got down on his knees and kissed her.
"i love you spikey" said rares.
"i know" said spike, "i fucking love me too".
"i'll be back for you rarity" he said, "I just need to get the taco!"
"ok" said rarity, she had a bruise on her fucking noggin but was perfectly fine.
Spike ran outside chasing twi.
"give me the fucking taco you sily betch!"
Twilight opened her mouth to eat the taco; spike shot her in the throat.
"what i tell you bout fucking with me bitch" he yelled.
He stomped on other to twilight who was running around screaming and bleeding.
"look me in the eye" he yelled, smaking her round the face. "this is my taco, my bottom bitch made it for me and im going to eat it".
twiligth cried.
"oh boo hoo" said spike.
"spike" twilgit began.
"what now" said the spike man.
"i dont want you to eat the taco"
Spike flipped.
"oh ya think ya silly fat whore" he yelled. he stormed off with the taco not letting twilight finish.
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN
