Black Ops 2: Equestria

"Urghh....what happened?"

David's vision came back as he awoke from his unconscious state. He looked around, taking in his surroundings. All he saw was tree's, tree's and guess what...more tree's.

"Oh. Fucking perfect. I must have been somehow blown into a forest. But wait...I remember the nuke. How was I not killed by the blast and/or radiation?"

He scratched his head as he tried to figure out how he wasn't dead.

"Hmm..wait a minute..."

As he kept looking around, he remembered...where was Harper?

"Harper? Harper!!!"

He tried shouting at the top of his lungs, but there was no reply. Just silence. He then had an idea.

"Oh yeah. Comm's! Harper...come in. Harper, are you there? If you are, answer now. Harper?!"

Still no reply. He thought that the nuke must have distorted or interfered with his comm's. Or there was just no signal around here.

"There must be some signal. Satellites are in the damn air."

David then looked up and saw nothing. He thought of something suddenly.

"This doesn't look familiar...I must be somewhere what's not on the tacmap."

David had been all around the world, so he knew everywhere on Earth. But this place...he just couldn't memorise that he'd been here before.

"Strange place. What was that?"

He heard a sound behind him. He jumped up to his feet, spun around and got his weapon at the ready. At least his gear and weapons looked like they still worked.

"Show yourself!"

Nothing appeared. Instead, the sound was coming from behind him again, so he spun around yet again.

"I know you're there! Come out!"

He regretted saying that as a giant creature of some sort came out of the tree's. It looked like a lion mixed with some other animals. It was massive in size and height.

"Oh fuck...."

It swung for his head. Luckily, David dodged its attack and started shooting at it. It seemed to do damage, but it wouldn't stay down. It kept going for him over and over again.

"How many bullets can this thing take?!"

The monster swung again, this time actually hitting his side, making a bloodied cut on David's hip.

"Ow! Motherfucker!"

He had no chance but to run away. This thing clearly wasn't going to go down from standard fire. David started sprinting as fast as he could, with the creature in chase right behind him.

"Jesus, this thing can move fast!"

As he was trying to increase his speed, it tried to swing for his head. He luckily rolled out of the way and ran in the opposite direction, into the woods. He dived into a pile of bushes and activated his active camo.

"Oh thank Christ that my active camouflage is still working."

The monster wandered around, looking for David through the woods. After a while, it gave up and walked off, thinking he must have gone another way. As soon as it had disappeared, he got up and de-activated his camo.

"Hah. Fucking dumbass can't even smell me. Shows a true sign of intelligence."

As David continued to laugh at the monsters expense, he remembered that he had to find Harper or some find of civilization.

"Whatever that thing was..I hope I don't encounter any more of them. I need to find Harper or a town or something."

He kept on walking for about 2 hours, taking in the sights as he was going. He tried to use his tacpad to see where he was. It just came up as "unknown location".

"That's impossible. This thing is programmed to sense anywhere in the world and tell me where the fuck I am. Where the heck am I?"

He hit the tacpad in anger a few times. Didn't do anything as expected.

He continued to walk further on for another hour until he finally noticed something shifting in the woods next to him.

"Right. Come out, wherever you are! If it's you again big stuff, come and bring your shit with you this time!"

What he saw next stunned him to no end. A yellow pony...horse...thing... arose from the tree's. It appeared to be carrying a little basket in its mouth. It had 2 wings on each side of its body, it had a pink coloured mane or whatever it was and there was a load of animals like rabbits and squirrels directly behind it. It didn't seem to notice Mason even though he clearly shouted at it to come out when it was in the tree's. Noticing this, David activated his active camo once more and hid behind one of the tree's.

It appeared to be picking up some flowers on the ground with its mouth and putting them in the little basket. Whatever it was, it didn't look like any threat. But David couldn't trust anything around here so he wasn't taking any chances. Without another moment going by, he got his gun ready, and charger towards the small pony. When the pony noticed the giant now stood in front of her, she ran away back into the forest.

"Hey, come back here!"

He wasn't going to let this thing get away. It was the first thing what hadn't tried to kill him yet in this weird ass forest. David sprinted as fast as he could after the pony. It was damn fast, but he wasn't stopping anytime soon.

He eventually caught up to it and tackled it to the ground before it could take off in flight with its wings. While it was on the ground, David pointed his gun at its head and de-activated his camo.

"What the fuck are you?"

It started shivering, shaking and what appeared to be....crying?

"Please don't hurt me! Please!"

It spoke. It actually spoke. He couldn't believe his ears. But with all the weird shit what had happened today, he wasn't really bothered by it much. He wasn't moving his gun away from its head before he knew what it was and if it was any threat.

"I said...what the fuck are you? Answer or I will shoot you!"

It let out a loud yelp/scream and started crying again. David rolled his eyes and moved the gun away from its head.

"Right, if I promise not to hurt you, will you tell me what the heck you are?"

The creature nodded. David sighed and moved his weapon away. As soon as he did so, the creature stood up quite fast. It started to eye him up, looking all around his body. He guessed it was inspecting him to see what he was.

"I am a yellow Pegasus pony. My name..is um....Fluttershy.."

"Your name is what?"

"My name is..um...Fluttershy"

"Say it properly this time as I'm loosing my patience. Fast."

"I SAID MY NAME IS FLUTTERSHY!"

The sudden scream made him back off and ready his weapon at the weird creature again. It seemed to notice it had startled him and it suddenly blushed, sighed and went up to David.

"I'm so sorry about that...I didn't mean to startle you. Now, what exactly are you? Um...if you don't mind telling me that is."

David could tell from a mile away this thing was shy as hell. But it didn't matter to him. As long as he figured out what the fuck was going on right now, he would listen to this thing as long as it blabbered on for.

"I'm David Mason, in the Navy SEALS. I'm a human being or homo sapien if you like that science shit. Now tell me, where the hell on Earth am I?"

It suddenly looked confused and shot a glare at David what basically said "what you talking bout nigga?"

"Um...excuse me...did you say..Earth?"

"Yes. Obviously. Were else would we be...Mars?"

Now it looked even more confused. This was getting annoying.

"This...um..planet is called Equestria. I have no idea where this "Earth" is."

Now David was starting to loose his patience. He held up his weapon one more time at the creatures head and its response to this action was a little shriek.

"Stop pissing me around. This is planet Earth."

"No. This...really is Equestria. Now please...can you stop pointing that thing at me? That's if...um..you don't mind."

He figured that he wouldn't get anywhere if he kept holding his weapon at its face. It didn't even appear to know what his gun was. So he put his weapon down and gave it a mean glare.

"You're telling me this planet is called Equestria....its not inhabited by humans and it's not called Earth?"

"No. This planet is called Equestria. It is inhabited by ponies like me. Except from the 3 different rac..."

"I don't care about your life story. All I want to know is how the hell do I get back to Earth. That's if this isn't it and you're not just a massive troll like on the internet."

"The waternet?"

David face palmed. He wasn't going to get anywhere like this. He went up to it and calmly asked it if anyone knew how to get him back home. Its response went a bit like this.

"Um...I don't know....maybe Twilight would know...I can..um..take you to her...if you..um..want?"

David didn't have a freaking clue what it was going on about, but he thought it'd be his best shot at getting out of whatever this messed up place was.

"Ok. Take me to this "Twilight". And make it quick."

The creature nodded and started walking forwards. It pointed with its hoof to signal David to follow it. He sighed and murmured to himself.

"This is going to be a long fucking day..."