Black Ops 2: Equestria

By the time Fluttershy and David had got to Twilight's library, they had encountered many ponies walking past and staring at David like he was an alien. Well, he was to them, but that's beside the point. He was also getting quite frustrated due to Fluttershy being so nervous. But, he was no monster. He wouldn't do anything just yet.

"Here we are!"

David opened his eyes after a long time of thinking to himself to find a sort of library mixed with a tree. He guessed this was where this "Twilight" lived. He looked over to Fluttershy who in turn looked scared of him.

"So, what can this Twilight do for me?"

"Well, she can maybe help you to find your way back to where you came from or offer advice on how you got here."

"Right."

It wasn't much, but it'd have to do for the time being. It was better then staying in that forest waiting to die. He'd take talking to coloured ponies over getting mauled to death anyday.

After a few seconds, David knocked on the door. As he did so, Fluttershy went behind him and hid like he guessed she would. He shook his head and heard footsteps coming towards the door. He guessed it was the pony or whatever it was what Flutteshy was talking about.

"It's fine Twi. I got it!"

He heard a voice from behind the door as it slowly creaked open. When it did, he noticed a small, weird type of lizard at the door. It backed off and ran back into the house, shouting "Twilight!". Before David could react to this, a lavender coloured pony came rushing to the door. It seemed to have some type of horn on it's head.

"Hey Twilight."

The lavender pony noticed Fluttershy was standing behind the giant creature which stood in front of her. Before anyone could do anything, it spoke in a quiet/scared/trembling voice.

"A friend of Fluttershy I...I...I presume???"

David just shrugged and held his weapon over his shoulders.

"Twilight is it?"

She nodded and started sweating. He picked up on the fact that she was scared of him. Wasn't really hard to tell with the state she was in at the moment.

"Are you alright?"

"Ermm..yes! Sorry. I've never seen anything like you before. Would you li....like to come in?"

David gave a polite yes and strolled in with Fluttershy and Twilight following. The lizard creature was still shaking and back up against the wall. He walked up to it.

"I'm not going to hurt you, so you can walk away from the wall."

The lizard nodded suddenly and walked towards David, extended his claw out.

"Hi there...I.....I'm Spike. And I'm a dragon. What ar..are you?"

"I'm a human being or homo-sapien in technical terms. A dragon huh? They are just fantasy in my world."

Spike just sat down and continued to listen to David. Before he could say any more, Twilight walked in front of him and Spike.

"Spike, why don't you go get our dinner prepared while I ask my "guest" a few questions?"

"Fine."

And with that, the little dragon walked off into the kitchen, leaving Fluttershy and Twilight with David. He put his weapon down on the stairs and went over to Twilight.

"Fluttershy or whatever her name is says you can help me with some things."

"Oh did she now?"

Twilight looked over to Fluttershy who was now blushing and still hiding away behind David.

"What did she specifically say I can help you with?"

"Help me get back to my home planet, tell me how the fuck I got here, etc."

She rubbed her chin with her hoof.

"I'd have to do quite a lot of research on you first and ask you a LOT of questions before I could even understand where your planet is."

He wasn't too happy to hear this. But, as he said earlier, it'd have to do.

"Right. Fair enough. Well, later on, you can ask away. But right now, I'm tired as hell."

She went over to the stairs and picked up his weapon with her magic.

"Woah. You can levitate things?"

"All unicorns and alicorns can. Now tell me, what is this thing?"

He stood back up and took the weapon from Twilight's grasp.

"It's called a gun. It fires something called a bullet which is a piece of lead which travels at really high speeds causing it to go through a lot of things. Including skin, bone, muscle, some types of materials, etc. Us humans have used them for 100's of years for defense or for waging war. Either way, it only takes one bullet to the head or to a major artery to kill a human right there and then."

He opened his eyes from his long speech and noticed that Twilight and Fluttershy were both traumatized. Their mouths were literally open in shock, they were shaking and nearly crying. Twilight was the first one to speak out of the 2.

"That sounds terrible. What kind of creatures would do that to each other?"

"Humans do it all the time. Including me. Hence why I have one with me. So be careful with it and whatever you do, don't pull the trigger as that releases the bullet(s)."

Twilight recovered from her shaking and looked at Fluttershy, who was still shaking more then an earthquake.

"Fluttershy, where did you find him?"

"He was in the Everfree forest all by him self."

"Hmm...strange."

Before anything else could be said, Spike shouted from the kitchen.

"Dinner is ready!"

"Right, we will continue this talk after dinner. Fluttershy, do you mind coming back later?"

"Ermm sure...no problem."

Fluttershy walked out of the library and closed the door behind her. While that was happening, Twilight had already walked up to David.

"Sorry. I didn't catch your name?"

"It's David. David Mason."

"Well, Mr Mason, do you care for some dinner?"

"Sure. Thank you."

He couldn't say no to a good dinner. Even if it would be different food then what he was used to. Only problem was he knew she'd go into 20 questions mode when he started eating. And he was never in a good mood if someone interrupted him while he was eating.

"Oh boy. This is going to be so fun..."

And with that, he facepalmed.