The 4th Tribe

Chapter 20

This is the 1st official revaling and also the 1st part of a crossover with Dumbgamer99's "Well this is new..." i hope you enjoy it!

So, lets catch up on todays recent events. I’ve lost my voice, been bucked in the balls, been chased thhoguh the forest by a hand stealing crazed unicorn, ran into some random dude named Storm who seems to be able to summon random shotguns and is dragonborn, fought a huge ass bear and am now lost in a monster invested forest and its nearing the middle of the day…

WHAT THE FUCK COULD HAPPEN NEXT???

I really shouldn’t have thought that.  Anyway Storm is carrying a knocked ou Lyra who keeps mumbling. Its kinda good to know that my hand is safe. I was sorta walking in this random direction I hoped was thte way to Ponyville

“So Matt, are you sure you know where we’re going?” Storm asked me. I stoped and looked around awkwardly. I had no freaken clue where we are.

“Not exactly…”

"Well that isn't too good. Maybe..."

“Maybe…What?” He suddenly stopped in front of a tree and appeared to be staring at it. He looked it over top to bottom before he started right at the center of it. I heard him grumble and kept staring at the tree. Okay… This isn’t awkward at all. After about 30 seconds of this I had enough. Have I told you I have a really short attention span?

“Yo Storm, you’ve been staring at a tree for about half a minute, what are you thinking?” he pointed towards the top of the tree.

“I’m about to go all Assassin’s Creed and get the the nearby layout.” He took Lyra off his back and handed her to me.

“Hold her while I go up, and try not to die.” This guy is starting to get annoying. He keeps looking at the tree up and down. He bgan to climb the tree, getting higher and higher.

“You sure this is a good idea, I really don’t want to lug you both back to Ponyville.”

He started laughing and told me to fuck off. Who the fuck does he think he is. Time to troll. I shot a small bolt of lightning at the branch where he was jumping towards. He started to fall towards the ground when he dug his hand into the bark and slid down the tree slowly.

“NEVER do that again Matt!” he yelled angrily. I couldn’t help smirking, what can I say, I’m a troll at heart.

“You’re lucky that I’m a god or I might be a pancake fool.” MR T ONLY NEEDS 1 LETTER.

“Threaten me when you’re done scaling.” I just noticed how heavy Lyra was. Damn what does this pony eat?

“And could you hurry up, Lyra is kinda giving me the cramps.” He smiled at me and went back to climbing up the tree. When he got to the top he just stood there, looking around for any sign of civilization, or would it be ponyizaltion? God damn it, this is going to drive me mad.

After about 1 minute of waiting

“Yo Storm, which direction are we going?” wait, I never say yo. I sighed and rubbed my head, this has been a long day.

I shifted again under Lyra’s weight, god damn Lyra what the hell do you eat. I should probably talk to her about it when she wakes up… SLAP. Yeah that’s not a good idea.

“GOTCHA!” A hooded figure jumped down and I saw a blade in my face. I was about to FALCON PUNCH him when he took of his hood to be Storm. I suddenly felt like I had lost a ton of pounds. I looked to my left and saw I had “thrown” Lyra on the ground and now she was covered in dirt.

“Sorry about that…wasn’t really a spot for me to do a leap of faith so I kinda-“

“Used me as a pad?” He offered his hand and pulled me up.

“Sorry about that Matt.” I waved my hand and looked over to Lyra. I had been a couple of hours of her being unconscious, and I was kinda of worried. Wait, this is the same pony that tried to cut off my hand. 1st YO and now being nice to attempted hand cutters…

I’m one hell of a strange person…

“Is she supposed to be out of it for this long?” he walked over to her and waved his hand of her.

“She seems fine for me, the scans coming back positive, I guess she’s just sleeping.”

“Scans coming out positive, who the hell do you think you are, Leonard McCoy?” I stiff armed him assied and felt her kneck, making sure there wasn’t any neck injury. Before Twilight had summoned me here, I was an intern at a hospital, so I know a little bit about medicine. She seemed fine.

“Well she’s alive, and STILL asleep, so where are we going exactly?” He let out a small sigh.

“Couldn’t spot Ponyville, due to a large storm brewing.” Picard double facepalm.

“I located a small cave nearby, we should get moving.”

“Fine fine, but your carrying Lyra though.” I cracked my back and gave him Lyra.

“So, boss let’s get a move on.”

-Storm had gone back into the cave with the last of the firewood as I started epicly into the forest. For all I can say how strange this forest is, it really is beautiful.

BOOM!

I look up and saw lightning fork through the clouds. Holy crap this storm is one hell of a big one. Suddenly the hair on the back of neck stood up. Oh god…

I saw a flash of light and I FELT  an explosion. I fell back and landed on my ass. My head, THE PAIN. Wait, I just got struck by lighting and survived, HA SCREW YOU WHAT EVER THING YOU ARE! I CANNOT BE SMITED!

BOOM!

Okay okay, you made your point, jeez relax Mr. Storm thingy.

BOOM!

YOU WANNA GO STORM, YOU WANNA GO! Wait, I’m yelling at a Storm…

I really need to sleep… anyway let’s go back to the cave my crazy Matt.

“Storm, you in here?”

‘Yeah, that lightning sure was something.”

“Yup, and quite painful.” I walked in and sat on the cold dirt floor. The fire was keeping this place pretty warm.

Storm had done a good job getting firewood. Lyra was laying next to the fire, fast asleep.

“Hey Storm, how long is this storm going to last?”

“You’re the one can control Lightning, why are you asking me?”

“Because your name is Storm...” Trollface. He gave me a really look and went back to stroking the fire.

“ROAR!!”

His eyes got big and I pretty sure mine got big too.

“What the hell was that?”

“What the hell do you think I am, a monster dictionary?”

“Gah, stay here and watch Lyra, yell for me if she wakes up.” I rasied my hand and sulated him.

“YES SIR!” He smiled and walked out of the cave. After around 5 minutes I heard a roar of pain and then the stirring of a Pony. Lyra was stirring and I didn’t want to be the only one here when she woke up. Sure I can control lightning and am a baws, but being chased by a psycho pony sorta chews at your nervers a bit.

“STORM, Lyra’s waking up!”

“I’ll be there in a bit, keep her calm!” I watched as Lyra slowly began coming too, mumbling under her breath as she rubbed the back of her head. Oh yeah... that's where Storm FUS-RO-DAH'd her into the tree. She looked around, not noticing me, and began to talk to herself.

"W-where am I? All I remember is chasing after-" She paused as she intaked a small breath of air. "Oh no, no no no no. Oh, I must have scared both of them." Her lip was slightly quivering, and an occasional tear slid down her cheek as she berated herself for getting carried away. Oh this is not going to be good…

After about 5 minutes of seeing her crying, I could;t take it anymore. She may have tried to cut off my hand but I can’t deal with this.

“It’s okay, I forgive your for trying to cut off my hand, and chasing me though the forest, but can you please stop crying?”

She yelped and whipped her head backwards to see me standing there with a warm smile. "Matt!"

She then tackled me. THUD. After becoming acquainted with the ground for a few seconds, she began to speak.

"I'm so sorry Matt. I just got carried away and-"

“It’s okay, just please don’t try to cut off my hand again, and could you possibly get off me?” She blushed and let me get up.

“I’m sure Storm will forgive you too.” Lyra looked at me quizzically. Uh oh…

“Who’s Storm?”

"He’s the other human who restrained you and lugged you here."

Lyra felt the back of her head before speaking in a slightly angered tone. "So this 'Storm' struck me on the back of the head to calm me down?"

I felt myself preparing a troll for Storm. "Yep. He even said that he could have simply sapped your energy so you could just sleep, but he thought a tree made a better anesthetic."

"He what?!" Lyra yelled, anger evident in her voice. Um yeah Storm your screwed.. "When I see him, I'm going to-"

"Lyra, how about you calm down alright?" I pleaded, trying desperately to keep her in check.

"Well I had a feeling she'd be angry." Storm said as he walked into H.Q. He had something slung on his back as he walked, slightly swaying from side-to-side.

"You!" Lyra yelled, attracting Storm's attention. "Why did you throw me into a tree when you could have just made me fall asleep or something?!"

He looked over at me, and I felt chills going up my spine. Damn this guy is scary when he wants to be.I clearly got his message, and he turned to face the still-boiling Lyra. "I had every right considering you were trying to amputate both our hands Lyra."

She actually lost her anger, her face contorting into one of realization and sadness. "I...I suppose you are right. I'm sorry, Storm." Storm you just dodged a bullet right?

He simply smiled and shrugged it off. "No problem Lyra, glad to see you aren't mad." He turned to me and his expression darkened slightly. "Matt, what do you call a large, purple bear?" I was about to say the kool aid guy when Lyra interrupted me

"That would be an Ursa Major... Why?" Lyra asked automatically.

Storm simply chuckled. "I found one and killed it." My eyes widened at this. First a Minor, now a Major? He might acutely have a chance if he ever fought Chuck Norris.

Lyra began to stammer at her next question. "H-how did y-you kill it?"

He smirked and pulled off the extra thing on his shoulder. I would have called it a shotgun, before I realized its design. That's a grenade launcher! WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET A GRENADE LAUNCHER! Oh wait he can summon stuff.

"This bad boy helped immensely." Storm said as it began to disassemble and vanish. Despite seeing it before, it was still cool. Lyra's mouth was agape, trying to figure out how he did that.

"Well considering how the storm has passed, we should be on our way." I said as I began to stand up. However, Storm shook his head.

"Bad idea, since the rain has ceased, the predators will definitely pop back out now. We need to camp it out until they calm down." Surprisingly, he seems to know alot of things. Most of which is how to try not to die. Which to me is very convenient because I have brushed with death a couple of times…

I am never going to Vegas again...

"So... what do we do 'til then?" I asked, looking between Storm and Lyra. Curse me and my very short attention span. Storm furrowed his brow, using his open hand as support. Lyra simply stared at the weak fire. Storm looked up suddenly, a thought had been chosen apparently.

"Since Lyra probably doesn't know much about us Humans and whatnot, let's have a little explanation between the three of us!"

Lyra's eyes lit up. "I'd love that!"

I simply shrugged. "Better than sitting around doing nothing, so fine by me.”

Storm waved us to sit down around the fire. He sat atop a small log, and rested his head using his balled-up right fist. "So let's begin, shall we?"

Authors Note:

I am sorry this chapter is getting out late, i have been busy all week and have not had the time to type until Friday...

Any way I also have an announcement.

Since it is on Spring break, i will be posting updates daily. They will involve a Crazy Twilight, the wonderbolts, ponynapping, Pranks, A TANK, Doctor who and the 1943 Battle of Kursk.

Thank you for reading and feel free to comment and rate.

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