WARNING: This story contains, in no particular order: Hypnosis, Masturbation, Rape, Anal, BDSM, and a very sick sense of humor at times.
Please DO NOT read this if you are offended by any of the above.

Discord, having been imprisoned in stone yet again, finds himself incredibly bored and begins rambling to passers in his inherent boredom. This is his wild and perverse story.

The intro is from the perspective of you, the reader, hearing Discord talking to you in your head. The main chapters themselves are presented in third person past tense.

EDIT: Now has a WIP sequel, Something Something Chaos.