Introductions, PT 2

“So, how the hell are we stopping this? Direct attacks, ancient rituals, crossovers, I HATE ALL OF THOSE! Or worse than that, ME3 extended cut?” I asked, puzzled to the current dilemma, my questions were answered, thankfully by Prekos the dragon teleporting around randomly, while saying, in fragmented sentences something like

“ These-“ “Bitches are-” “kinda killable!” was all I could decode from his squeaking in between popping out of portals. Kaidan sighed, and threw himself off the platform where he was laying, landing about 3 feet in front of me.
“ As Prekos was trying to convey, these beings that have merged our realms are mortal, easily killable.”
“So, we’re going on the offensive, I’m up for that!” I shouted, the anticipation making my voice higher than usual. “But first, can one of you guys like heal me, I’m apparently temporarily powerless in my own realm?” I asked, and Kaidan nodded, before placing his claw on my forehead, and breathing out deeply, the instant he removed the clawed appendage, I felt near all-powerful, and I could feel the vigor return to my wings almost instantly as well. “Now where exactly are these bitches?” I flew onto my throne, in my own realm, and sat down, still keeping my eyes on all of the beings gathered.
“THEY’RE IN THE BUCKING DARK VORTEX REIGON, YOU TWIT!” Dracognar shouted, as usual, before pulling out a warhammer, and balancing it on his shoulders.
“Then I see no reason to delay this violence?” They answered one by one, the major thought-beings answering for the recessive ones that were parts of them
“Nor do I, I vote for open warfare!” Raam shouted, spinning his blade in his hand as he walked around, thinking.
“As anti-violent as I like to believe I can be, I agree. Nightmaress stated coldly, looking into the darkened horizon, as though for answers.
“It will be no challenge to wipe them out right now, why don’t we allow these corrupters to gain a bit more strength?” Corvo asked, twirling his dagger on his fingertip as he spoke.
“Okay, is anybody else wanting to vote?” I asked, and when no’s popped up, I shouted to Corvo “YOU GOT OVERRULED! MAJORITY RULES!” With triumph in my voice I laughed hard, and Corvo sighed.
Approximately an hour in astral time later, in the skies of the realm, there was a very strange sight in the sky, multiple beings, including at least 2 dragons, and the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, War, Death, Fury, and Strife, as well as a lillithmon in red. In truth, it wouldn’t have been much of a sight to see each creature individually, but together, was more rare than a human in the realm.
“WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE PU****?” Dracognar shouted, as his wings, black as night, (Actually just painted that way right now.) fapped again and again, keeping him in the air, I answered back very rapidly.
“RIGHT BELOW US, SHIT THEY GOT ARTILLERY!” I screamed, in panic, then trying to avoid the balls of darkness being launched at us from the astral Islands, went into a risky dive-bomb attack, strafing around the towers made of shadows and then doing a 360 fireball attack and destroying them almost instantly. “Why in god’s name do they die this freaking fast?” I questioned, as I did carpet-bomb with my fire yet again.
“I do not know, maybe it’s cause we’re the most powerful creatures here?” Kaidan Answered, before disemboweling a darkness neosphere with his claws and tossing it off the spectral island, into the void below. Flying past another shadow dragon, and ripping it’s head off, I saw three of my brothers, War, Kaidan, and Corvo fighting a hopeless battle, they were surrounded, and soon, I found myself in a similar position, with a shapeless demon attacking me from all sides, ‘till it suddenly was turned into a simple demon, which was surprised to find a certain little dragon’s member in it, I looked at Prekos with a “WTF?” Look before He warped away, eager to take his victim to certain… passionate levels, I sighed, and went to help the three, only to find that everyone but me was already dying, Nightmaress was turning most of her attackers against themselves with her temptation aura, but just then she screamed as a DoomKaiser knight decapitated her, I flew in to avenge her, and yanked the top half of him off. Then, before I knew it, I was alone, I saw Dracognar impaled by a spear from another knight, and then die, gray blood fountain-ing out of his now punctured throat and forming a lake under him. Then, of course, they went after me, with all of my allies dead, I flew in a circle to survey how many were left, when suddenly another darkness creature attacked, a thousand-eyes restrict with an image of the horseman Death in his body, I strafed to the side to avoid his teleport slash, and disintegrated him with a hastily fired fireball from my now smoking maw. However, I don’t think of how much stamina I might have had, and eventually fell out of the sky, exhausted, when a thousand-eyes dragon landed on me, and promptly decapitated me with his teeth.
I don’t remember what happened EXACTLY next, but I didn’t die, and instead appeared in purgatory, then looked at my hands to see human skin, but then I saw all of my thought-brothers and sisters suddenly being funneled into my head, and promptly fell through the floor, into somewhere, open air.
Meanwhile- INSERT LOADING SCREEN HERE!
Rainbow Dash was at twillight’s house, along with most of her friends, including, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Twilight Sparkle, She had told everypony about a freak meteor shower that had appeared out of nowhere, and they had all been invited to watch with her, it was a bit bittersweet, as Pinkie was sick at the time, in bed, for at least another day, the pink element of laughter hadn’t taken it well, but then Dash, along with all of the other 4 had promised to tell her the second-by second events that happened in her absence. (Little note, I can’t write AJ slang worth crap, so she talks normal. Kay?)
“Now this has been fun Twi, but I gotta put applebloom to bed soon, she’s got school in the morning, and I don’t want her tired and such tomorrow, sorry Twilight.” Applejack said, breaking the friendly talk among friends with her typical honesty.
Twilight sighed a bit, and said, a bit exhausted and sleepy herself “Okay Applejack, go when you have to, I’ll see you tomorrow.” Applejack then turned around and walked out, yawning as the time of night actually dawned on her. Rarity was the next to leave, the realization that the event wouldn’t be happening for an hour bringing her to say “I hate to say this darling, but I must go, I need to finish some dresses back home, I apologize as well.” She did her best Apologizing face, and walked out the door of the library, waving at everypony still there as she trotted home. Fluttershy, however, wasn’t going to leave willingly, as she’d fallen asleep an hour ago.
“I’ll fly her home after I go!” Rainbow said, intending to lighten the mood, when Twilight shouted, in amazement “IT’S STARTING!”
Rainbow Dash flew over to the telescope where her friend was watching, and gently nudged her out of the way. “So… AWESOME!” She shouted, flying around erratically, carefully avoiding fragile objects, such as the sleeping Spike. Rainbow started to go take a look by flying towards the meteors, which in fact were supposed to be nothing more than small pieces of rock, but she was interrupted by a certain Lavender colored mare saying, panic in her voice
“ONE OF THE METEORS HAS A PONY IN IT!” She screamed, then as Dash spotted it, and attempted to fling herself into the air after it, she was interrupted by twilight saying “Wait, it’s traveling faster than most things you can grab, you’ll be pulled into it’s gravity!” She promptly teleported directly into the comet’s path, and using a powerful telekinesis spell, stopped it midair, the pony becoming visible, it had not only wings, but a green horn, and was night black and emerald green, twilight guessed that he or she needed help, and focused very deeply on the nearest hospital, teleporting both herself, and the mystery pony to it’s front doors.

Author's Note

k, I hope this will get me more views.
ALSO, PREKOS SAYS HI!