AARRRGGGGHHH!

“Wake me when you need me” John 117-Halo 3 legendary ending

I felt an intense pounding in my head… dulling by the minute but still there, yet it stopped in a few minutes.
“Horrid fucking headache…” I said, as light pierced through the embracing darkness of my eyes. As soon as I could, I looked downwards, and saw instead of hands, black equine hooves were my appendages. Another quick glance insured my stallionhood. Immediately I heard approaching feet/hooves, and turned my head, and saw a brown pony approaching, in those few seconds, a million possible scenarios went through my head of what I could do, but being a brony, I took the path of least resistance.
“How are you feeling?” The pony asked, it’s voice giving the impression of the female gender, and I replied, my voice ending being the exact same as my human one. “Just fine. Bit sleepy, but fine.” I then saw an armored form in my field of vision, with wings and a white coat. As the nurse exited, after a few more questions I could and couldn’t answer, the lure of sleep became more attractive than a singularity, and pulled me in.

As my vision zoomed in again, and I groaned, with a start I realized I was in MY realm, and in my TRUE form, Red Nova Dragon. I cocked my head to the side, then saw that the rest of them had gathered, including Kaidan, who was circling around, his wings tucked under his scaled back, and his sharp-spiked tail dragging on the floor. Another glance upwards ensured that the rest of the thought beings were there.
Caden!” raam shouted, as he hopped off his cyber-twin dragon and on to the ground. “Has your ability to control reality here returned?”

“Oh yeah- I’d be in my true form JUST FOR THE FRICKING LOOKS!” I shouted, a bit peeved at the general, then spawned a Malefic Truth dragon in the air, and turned the star of the realm blue, for a few seconds, displaying my god-powers here. Raam scoffed.

“I have found it that any of us can access the body at most times, even separating from you, and the others, temporarily.” I nodded in a “continue on…” Motion, and the general spoke again. “And henceforth, I believe one of us, preferably me, or Ulysses, should test this, this… projection.” I pondered for a minute.
“Ok Raam, this is equestria, no puppet governments, no political forced suicide. Is this clear?”
The voice of intelligence scoffed once again. “#1, NOT doing that is against MY nature, #2, Puppet governments form themselves.. You just need the right scandal…” He chuckled, which sounded like, in truth, Batman trying to talk with a metal gag. When I took a really good look, 99% of the other thought beings fell over, CARDBOARD CUTOUTS!
“Ugggghhhhhh… Fine” I then promptly woke up, in the hospital bed, with a bleach-white Unicorn standing next to me, most parts of his coat covered by black armor.
“Awake yet, brother?” The Unicorn questioned, as he paced in circles.
“Yeah, like I sleep-talk.”
Raam walked closer. “I believe the Monarch of this land wishes to speak with you, us all as well, I believe the one who stopped us from smashing into this planet at lethal velocity is her, say apprentice, student, you understand what I mean?”
“Yeah, I know, remember, I’m a brony.” I stretched my arms and legs in my bed, and then slowly got out. My coat, as far as I could see, was green with black pieces, and I felt two feathery appendages on my back twitch, then saw a spike on my head, sharp, and green, “Huuuhhhh… Alicorn.” Raam circled around, almost instantly, into the face of a lavender unicorn, earning a surprised “Aahh!” from her. The General scoffed, then stepped aside, letting the unicorn approach me. “How are you feeling, Prince…” Another amalgamation of thoughts ran through my head, and I took the path less traveled. “#1:I am not royalty, though I’m sure Alicorn’s typically are, #2:Caden.” I answered, shortly. The unicorn replied, a few seconds after:
“Ok, caden… The unicorn next to you, Raam, was it?” Raam nodded. “He said he was your brother, is he correct?”
“Yeah. What is your name?” I asked, the question used to deflect suspicion away from me knowing her real name.
“Twilight Sparkle, Faithful student of Princess Celestia the first.” Twilight said with a smile that implied she was glad to say it, I knew she was though.

A few minutes later, as I walked down the streets of ponyville, certain ponies bowing at my presence but earning the same response over and over again “I’M NOT MOTHERFUCKING ROYALTY”! I shouted over and over again, annoyed. This in response; gave me fleeing ponies fearing for their lives, Raam sneering and smiling in a cruel way, with Nightmaress, still in my mind, absorbing the fear and laughing in almost sexual joy as she did so. Twilight appeared troubled, so I craned my neck towards her. “Something wrong?” I asked, and the lavender mare responded with a worried “oh, it’s nothing. Just a bit nervous about going to the Grand Galloping Gala tonight with my 5 friends, that’s when the princess wanted to see you, tonight.”

Time paused yet again. A hundred million possibilities hit my mind, all at one. “Ouch.” I heard a certain gravelly voice say as he looked at me, with us somehow being outside of time. “Oh, hi Ulysses, GREAT TIME TO SHOW UP WHEN I COULD HAVE NEEDED THAT WHOLE FORCE THING YOU DO A FEW HOURS AGO!” I shouted at the balance lord.

“Don’t judge me, Brother, sometimes I’ve walked and ran and rode to restore the balance of this plain, and we’d all be dead without my actions.”

“Wait, isn’t that the 4’s job?”

“I’m done talking with you for right now other than to say this: You walk on a road made of strings, with lives leading out of them and such.” Time un-froze, and I barely recovered in time to look like I’d just paused to look at the scenery.

“AAARGGGHH! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THIS!”

“Ponyville is a very beautiful place, isn’t it?” twilight said as she looked back at me.

“Yes… it is, haven’t seen very many places like it.” I said as a reply, with my mind racing of what to do and what not to do possibly, at the gala.
Cue song about whatever the hell would be appropriate right now! The offspring’s “You’re gonna go far kid? “New divide?” “The gears of war?”

Author's Note

Chapter3 is here, AT LAST! Also, SIX SAMS ARE STUPID AND NEWBY!