Fluttershy has been writing letters to her personal idol, Samuel L. Jackson, for seventeen years. Not once has he ever wrote back.

One day, he does write back. He challenges Fluttershy to obtain the Elements of Asskicking and become the Milky Way's most fearsome, most toughest, most skilled badass, and only then, will she become his personal student.

Will Fluttershy succeed in her noble quest?