Where am I?

Jordan, Applejack, Twilight, and Spike had just finished up their breakfast. Unfortunately, Twilight still wanted to learn about America. Just as he was about to teach them, the other four ponies came in to see this human.

"So, Twilight, this is the human you've been talking about?" asked a blue, rainbow colored, pegasus, named Rainbow Dash.

"Yes, he looks, absolutely, astounding." said a white unicorn named Rarity

"Ummmmm.....uhhhhh......He's.....nice..." Said a yellow pegasus named Fluttershy

"Whoo hoo, party human, party human!!!!!!!!!!!" Said a wild, pink pony, named Pinkie Pie, bouncing around.

"And what's that metal thing outside with the four wheels, we've never seen it before, nor this 'Ohio' place." Rainbow Dash said.

Twilight helped Jordan out so he wouldn't have to repeat what he told her and Applejack. "It's called a car, it's something humans use for transporation from one place to another, and Ohio is a state in America."

"Amerwhat?!" Pinkie Pie asked

"America. It's a different country where he's from, he came here last night, because of a spell malfunction, that I accidentaly did."

"Well, Twilight, before these four idiots interrupted me, I was fixing to go back to my car and get my map of America, so I would teach ya'll. But since you've got company I guess I'm out of here."

"No, Jordan, stay." Twilight said

Jordan went back to his car, went into the glove compartment, and pulled out an atlas. He went back inside and showed them a picture of all 50 United States. Twilight got so curious.

"Jordan, take me back to my library in your car, I wanna do some research on your country."

"Hey, take us all for a ride in it. Can I take it to Cloudsdale?" Rainbow Dash asked

"Sorry, Rainbow Dash, but only I can control it and it doesn't fly. Besides, you and Fluttershy have wings, you and her can just fly over there, and me and the others will meet you there. Spike this time your sitting in Twilight's lap in the front seat. Because I need to make room for the girls."

"Okay, plan settled, Jordan, get me and my friends to my library."

Everybody hopped in, while Jordan fastened their seatbelts. Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie were sitting in the backseat. While Twilight was sitting once again in the front seat but with Spike sitting in her lap. Which didn't seem to appreciate him, because Twilight had him wrapped in her arms, and kept giving him baby looks.

"Twilight please quit doing that." Spike said

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"Why, I thought my Spikey-Wikey woved widing on me." Twilight cooed, rubbing his head.

Jordan blew a raspberry and started the car, his tank was still on full. So he had more than enough gas, to cover him not to mention two emergency gas containers. His iPhone started to play Monster by Skillet, as he drove off with the four ponies, Pinkie Pie started singing the lyrics.

"I feel it deep within."

"It's just beneath the skin."

"I must confess that I feel like a monster."

"I hate what I've become."

"The nightmare's just begun."

"I must confess that I feel like a monster."

"Twilight, does she have to sing like an idiot? tell her to to shut up." Jordan said

"Okay Pinkie Pie, please keep it down, he's trying to concentrate." Twilight ordered

Pinkie Pie ignored him and just kept on singing, Jordan then jerked the steering wheel, and almost hit a tree, he then slammed on the brakes, and stared at Pinkie Pie angrily.

"PINKIE PIE, SHUT UP, OR YOUR WALKING TO THE LIBRARY!!!!!!!!"

This got her to be quiet, but Rarity, Applejack, and Twilight looked at him, disgusted.

"Hey, don't lose sleep, I warned her."

"Watch that there mouth of yours." Applejack said

"Applejack I'm 21 years old, I don't take orders from you or anybody else, secondly you're not my mother."

"Okay first off it's 'anypony', second AJ's right, Jordan, you really need to watch what you say."

"I'm from another country, we humans use a different version of English grammar, so I'll say whatever I want." Jordan said with less force.

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Later that morning, they finally reached Twilight's library, only to find that there were royal guards standing at the entrance.

"Jordan, stop here." Twilight said, she then hopped out and walked up to the guards, gently.

"Princess Celestia is in there waiting for me, isn't she?" Twlight said

"m-hmm." One of the guards murmured, Twilight then used her magic to open the door, when she did she found Celestia and Luna glowering at her with anxious looks.

"Twilight, my faithful student, you made a new friend and you never told me?"

"Yes, my master." Twilight said, bowing her head in respect.

"Well what are you waiting for bring him in here." Celestia ordered

Twilight walked back outside to get Jordan, Jordan rolled down his window.

"Jordan, I need you to come inside with me, the Princess wants to see you."

"Okay."

Jordan parked his car and walked inside with the others. When he entered the library, Princess Celestia was there with a greetful look. While Jordan walked to her.

"Princess Celestia, you're taller than I expected." Jordan said