Where am I?

Princess Celestia, Luna, Jordan, and the others were sitting at a table sipping tea, as Jordan was sipping his, Princess Celestia asked "Jordan why don't you tell us about your life."

Jordan put his tea cup on the saucer and started to tell about his life.

"I was born in Chicago, Illinois, during my first few years in school I was always a happy kid, I had good friends, my parents loved me. It was a wonderful life, but when we moved to Cleveland, that started to change. My mom's new job started to stress her out so badly, that she would always be going out to bars after midnight on weekends and drink herself to death. And she would also always snort a dangerous drug we humans call methamphetamine 'meth' for short"

"Why would your mother be doing something dangerous for her own self?" Princess Luna asked

"Well, because she thought that alcohol and meth would make her forget about her weeks at work, but all it was doing was messing up her life and my relationship with her and my Dad."

"Anyway, I was overshocked to see her start arguing with my dad everytime she came home from the bars. It would go on and off, day and night, night and day. I just couldn't take it, what with her alcohol and meth addictions n' all. Well about a week after I turned 7, my mom got into a severe argument with my dad, an arguement over a stupid clob of money that my dad worked to earn, but she thought he stole it. My dad told her to get out of the house, but them my mom lost her temper, pulled out a fork, and stabbed my dad to death."

Princess Celestia and Luna gasped in horror, Luna wrapped herself around Celestia.

"After she murdered my dad, she saw me trying to escape the house. I did make it outside, but she chased after me with the blood covered knife, I managed to make it to the police station, where police were able to find her and arrest her, and she's been in prison ever since, she got sentenced to life."

Princess Celestia then asked "Was all of your family like that?"

Jordan replied "No."

Jordan started to tear up "(sniff) I've never gotten this much in my life." Finally tears started streaming down his face. "Nobody's ever been kind to me like this, you all have brought joy into my heart for the first time in years, that's all I could ever ask for, I was always being abused, mistreated, and neglected, that's all that's ever happened to me."

Finally he started to cry, Twilight and the others suddenly realized that the reason why he was being mean and calling them bad words wasn't because he was a bully, but deep down it was actually a cry for friendship and affection, something he hadn't gotten in years.

Twilight walked up to Jordan and put her hoof on his shoulder. "Jordan, I didn't realize you had a bad childhood, we would never do anything horrible like that to you, here in Ponyville, we always learn about the Magic of Friendship, we would love to be your friends too." The main 5 and the princesses nodded their heads.

"But you all are ponies, I'm wanting human friends." Jordan suddenly took bases to realize that he was going to be stuck in Equestria for a long time. He sighed "Until, I can find a way back to my world, I would love to have friends."

"Hey, Jordan mind showing us your cutie mark?" Rainbow Dash asked

"My What?!" Jordan asked surprisingly

"Your cutie mark." Rainbow Dash said

"Yeah show us your cutie mark." Twilight said, she and the others showed Jordan what they were talking about, the symbols on their flanks, something snapped in his head.

"I've got something similar to a cutie mark but it's not on my flank, it's on my arm, wanna see?"

"YEAH!!!!!!!" They all said, Jordan pulled his right sleeve up and showed them a tattoo of the cross where Jesus died.

"What is that?" Twilight asked

"Yeah, that there is the most diabolical cutie mark ah've ever seen in mah' life." Applejack said

"It's called a cross." Jordan said "It represents my religion and my faith."

On the other hand his bladder was at the point to where he had to tinkle. "If you all don't mind I'll be right back this will not be but a minute."

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADER HUMAN CATCHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said three wild fillies by the names of Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Applebloom, they had made it inside the library by busting down the door and breaking the windows

"HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jordan screamed, everypony in the back room where he was just at heard him screaming and they saw him being attacked by the wild fillies

"Strip him of everything he's got, it will help us get our cutie marks." Sweetie Belle said

"Let's get this son of a buck!" Applebloom said

"APPLEBLOOM!!!!"  Applejack screamed, Applebloom stopped what she was doing, gulped, and turned around to see Applejack and the others staring at her and her friends furiously, even Twilight, Spike, Jordan, and the Princesses were angered with them.

Reason being: They had trashed and wrecked Twilight's library.

Jordan got up and joined the angered ponies.

"Yer in big trouble young lady!" Applejack said

"But Applejack........" Applebloom whined

"No buts!" Applejack ordered

"We were just giving this guy a special greeting." Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo said

"Special greeting, that's what you call, smashing down the door,  breaking the windows, knocking books off shelves, and attacking me like I'm some kind of a wild animal?!" Jordan said

The girls tried to escape but Applejack and Rarity grabbed their sisters by their tails, while Rainbow Dash went for Scootaloo.