The List of Thing To Do When You're Bored In EQUESTRIA

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The List of Things To Do When You're Bored In Equestria

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  1. Give Spike a Swirly

  2. Play Poker with Applejack (guaranteed $$$)

  3. Adopt Scootaloo

  4. Put Big Mac in a Full Nelson

  5. Drink a gallon of liquid rainbow

  6. Hold a free Barbeque in the middle of town

  7. Wrestle a manticore

  8. Arm wrestle Iron Will

  9. Strut around Canterlot in a thong

  10. Moon Luna (cheesy joke)

  11. Try to beat Fluttershy in the quiet game

  12. Stroll through Ghastly Gorge

  13. Try to teach Twilight sign language

  14. Speak bush language to Zecora

  15. Roll in Poison Joke

  16. Have a staring contest with petrified Discord (and somehow win)

  17. Give Rainbow Dash a hoof-icure and a perm while she’s asleep

  18. Have a Dj battle with Vinyl Scratch

  19. Bake muffins with Derpy Hooves

  20. Put “grass” in Pinkie Pie’s brownies (heheh ;3)

  21. Get sentenced to 1,000,000 years dungeon (no trial)

  22. Mug the Flim Flam brothers

  23. Throw up in Prince Blueblood’s face

  24. Tame an Ursa Major

  25. Raid Rarity’s panty drawer

  26. Hit on Granny Smith

  27. Create “Equestrian Idol”

  28. Sign up Scootaloo for “Equestrian Idol”

  29. Buy Fancy Pants some actual pants

  30. Stick your head in the party cannon and see what happens…

  31. Steal Diamond Tiara’s tiara

  32. Paint oranges over all the Apple Family’s apple logos

  33. Paint apples all over Aunt and Uncle Orange’s mail box

  34. Draw a moustache on petrified Discord

  35. Explain human puberty to all the ponies you pass by

  36. Follow Scootaloo around to see where she lives

  37. Get jumped into the CMC crew

  38. Fight a pack of Timber Wolves

  39. Don’t believe in Pinkie Sense

  40. Try to figure out if Lyra was/is human

  41. Hijack the TARDIS

  42. Release the crazy barking pony into the Everfree Forest

  43. Hump a statue of Celestia

  44. Walk around cross-eyed like Derpy and see how long you’ll survive

  45. Introduce Pinkie Pie to caffeine

  46. Steal Princess Celestia’s crown thing, and frame The G&PT

  47. Convince the main six to zap you with the elements of harmony to see what happens

  48. Thumb wrestle Pinkie Pie

  49. Get Twilight to autograph a friendship report and frame it on your wall

  50. Stand in the middle of the street, arms open looking up at the sky when Pinkie Pie’s tail twitches

  51. Play fetch with the three headed dog

  52. Rob Filthy Rich

  53. Break Diamond Tiara’s tiara

  54. Pony nap Silver Spoon and tie her to a tree in the Everfree Forest

  55. Make clones of yourself in the Mirror Pool and then jump Prince Blueblood

  56. Throw rocks at a Phoenix

  57. Interview the pony obsessed with tubs of jelly

  58. Walk in Photo Finish’s fashion show wearing a thong

  59. Walk Spike around on a leash

  60. Challenge Rainbow Dash to her title of Iron Pony

  61. Eat a Parasprite

  62. Flick Twilight’s horn

  63. Pull Spike’s tail to see if it comes off

  64. Eat beef jerky

  65. Enter Rainbow Dash’s ‘best pet’ competition

[to be continued]