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Suddenly Dennis Nedry appeared inEquestria after getting assassinated by the dickosaurus rex.

"I'm hungry", he said.

So he ate Pinkie Pie. ANd Twilight. And everybody else.

"I'm still hungry", he said because Wayne Knight is a fatass.

So he ate Chuck Ward's penis.

Then he was not so hungry anymore. But he was pregnant because Spike was humping his fat Wayne Knight rectum.

"I'm pregnant", he sobbed.

8 years later, he gave birthday to a big sexy walrus and some parasprites. Then he stuck his dick in Nyx and everything was good. But noone cared because Dennis Nedry ate everyone in Equestria. Then the Dicosaurus Rectum appeared in Equestria too and ripped out his guts after blinding him with its gak throatcum. Dennis Nedry cried and watched the dickosaurus rape his hugely obese dead body.

"I'm dead", he said.

Then he noticed he was in hell with everybody else because ponies are against the bible.

"I'm hungry." Dennis Nedrysaid and then he started eating everyone because vore is sexy.

Really sexy.

Then he got pregnant again and shat out Moonbeam. Yes. moonbeam came from Dennis Nedry's leaky asshole. Along with diarrhea and Spike and some other gross stuff.

And then he got run over by an airplane and died. And the dickosaurus rex ruled Equestria all alone in a pile of its own cum and shit because it got lazy and didn't move much and eventually died of a pulmonary embolism.

Fuck