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So there was Lyra. She had a vagina, crotchtits, a butthole, a mouth, and HOOVES. She was sitting at home watching TV when she suddenly got super duper horny.

"blaugh" Lyra said.

She took out a big glass. Then she stood over it and pissed in it. And then she dumped all the piss on her head so that she was covered in piss. It smelled like piss because that was what it was. So Lyra used magic to clone the piss until it flooded Equestria with piss. Everyone got mad at her but she was like "I will pay you back with free golden showers you fags".

Everybody drank the piss until there was none left. Then tey lined up and took turns pissing in her mouth like pros. Lyra drank 500 gallons of pony urine. Then she pissed it all out into a swimming pool and went swimming in it.

"I love piss", Lyra said while she blew a lot of piss out of her mouth into Rainbow Dash's face.

"Me too", said RainbowDash while getting horny from having piss spit out in her face.

So RainbowDash got down into the swimming pool full of urine and started masturbating while Lyra fucked her in the ass with a gigantic frozen piss icicle. Lyra held her ass open with her teeth so that all the piss in the pool fell into it. Then RainbowDash puked it all up and qqqqqqqqqqqqqqdied. Luyra started raping her dead piss logged body with her horn. It was sexy.

"IUGHSHHSGHS" said Lyra. She came 100000 gallons of piss and cum into Rainbow Dash's dead body causing it to instantly explode and shoot guts everywhere. There was so much piss that everyone in Equestria had to drink piss forver.

The end.