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One day RainbowDash was up to her butt in buttplugs. She put one in her butt. It hurt because she was not used to putting things into her butt only taknig them out. And eating them. Then she took some things out of her butt and ate them. One of them was Scootaloo.

"nOOOO!"sceamred scootalooo.

"YES!" Dash howled like a psychopath.

Thev she sat on a fan and made it cut her butt off.

ZAnd then she had hot frankensex with Lurch. AKA John Kerry. And Ghost from True Capitalist radio but then they kiled each other because ghost hates filthy communisms. Leaving Dash with her butt in her handhoofs.

"Om nom nom" said Dash as she ate her butt.

Her butt went into her intestine. Scootaloo ate it for sustainance. She eated it for 400 million years but that is because she is anorexia when she grow up. So Dashs butt did not get eatd very speedy.