Hello, Do You Have A Moment? I'd Like To Tell You About My Gritty, Action Packed New Series. You've Never Seen Anything This Real Before. It Will Change The Way You Live Your Life And See The World. Mostly It's About Cartoon Horses Doing Sex

One day Applejack is bucking apples like she usually does.

Then suddenly a bunch of bronies appeared from nowhere at all except a shitty backwater town on earth. They were all fat and pimply and gross and like 27 years old and they all had B.OAnd they were all virgins for obvious reasons.

"Oh my god it's Applejack!!" shouted one of them. Waving his 3 inch dick in the air like a fag. "Let's have sex with her!"

"Yuh all keeyp the hayyll away frum may!" Applejack yelled, but it was too late. The bronies mobbed her and tried to put their tiny dicks in her.

"YEAH GO TEAM SONIC!" they all shouted due to being retarded sacks of crap.

Then Rainbow Dash jumped out of a well wearing a strap on dildo with razors attached to it. It was just like that one thing in Se7en that the guy kills the prostitute with which made Dash cool. She was badass so she started raping all the bronies to death with it. And they didn't do anything about it because their dream was always to have sex with Rainbow Dash. So they all died still technical virgins b/c none of them could get it up before they started raping Applejack.

"Mah hayro!" cried Applejack while she jumped into Dash's arms/hooves and started giving the shit covered razor dick strap on a blowjob. "Leyt's gayt maaarrayd and have 9 million bayyybys!" But suddenly she remembered something important. "Wait a miynute! Being gay is a siyun!"

So then she took out a baseball bat and started beating Dash with it for being a no good dirty homo. Dash had 30 per cent of her bones broken. Which is a lot you motherfuckers. While Dash was sobbing on the ground broken and wondering how her love since before she was boirn could do this to her, Applejack took the bat and rammed it up her ass like a pro. Then she started furiously fucking her with it.

"Damn filly-fooler faggot nigger fuck shit fuck Grainy Smith cocks!" Applejack shouted while kicking RD in the head because she's a bitch. "Go burn in hell where yuh belong!"

Applejack fucked Dash so hard her guts fell out. But it is fine because she put them back in. But then Applejack realized that not only was it okay to be gay but she herself was a huge bulldyke. She realized this from looking into Dash's sad longing eyes that were full of tears. So she took the bat out of Dash's ass pulling her colon out with it and apologized.

"I'm sorry for raping you in the butt with a baseball bat," she said with infinite sincerity.

"It's okay," replied Dash while jamming her anus back in. "I could not be mad at you if I wanted to because I'm the Element of Loyalty and that means we will always be faggy gay lovers even if you ram a baseball bat into my rectum and cause massive prolapse." It was actually because Applejack gave her brain damage from kicking her.

"I love you, Dashie," said Applejack tenderly and retardedly like a redneck boss pro.

"I love you too, AJ."

They made out for a while. Then they tried to have sex but it hurt too much for Dash because Applejack broke her pelvis and destroyed her reproductive organs. So they decided to adopt Scootaloo and shit on her every day.

No, just kidding. They decided to shit on Scootaloo every day without adopting her. Hahahahaha I got you twice. They adopted her and lived happily ever after.

da eend

P.I.S.S. they did shit on her once or twice a month