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One day, Twilight Sparkle was doing some shit nobody cares about. Suddenly all her friends burst into the library wearing their angry faces.

"Twilight!" they said together. "We have had enough of your shit!"

"What are you talking aboAHHGGHHGHDSH" yelled Twilight while being dragged on the floor.

They put her on the floor with her huge librarian ass in the air. Then Applejack took a horse speculum and used it to expand Twilight's bum until it was real wide so that she could put her hand in it and lick the poo poo off.

"Why are you doing this to me you ass munchers???" screamed Twilight.

"Because you are an annoying know it all bookworm," said Rainbow Dash. She took a book and ripped it up like a pro. And by ripped it up I mean she put it through a paper shredder. Then she stuffed all the shredded paper into Twilight's butt. Meanwhile Fluttershy grew a veiny cock and started masturbating furiously on Pinkie Pie's head.

But then Spike came and saved Twilight. By which I mean. He joined the rape fest with a trash can full of refuse.

"I'm sick of being your assistant!" he yelled like a bitch. Then he started picking up disgusting rotten garbage out of the can and stuffing it into Twilight's expanded horse anus. It was pretty gross. There were banana peels, old salad, eggs, dead flies, ants, a shit Spike took in the can the week before because he was too lazy to go to the bathroom, paper, books, scootaloo, mcdonalds wrappers, and a lot of other disgusting crap that went into Twilight's crapper.

Twilight cried like the martian she was on the floor. She was about to magic everything back to normal. But Trixie came in and cut off her horn to shove up her ass. Then all the ponies in Ponyville took turns urinating in Twilight's ass. It was raining pee in Twiligt's butt. It was pretty nasty.

Rarity came in with sandpaper. She rubbed it on Twilight's crotchboobs.They chafed and bleeded and got all gross and disgusting. Twilight screamed for mercy. But Applejack put another speculum in Twilight's cunt so they could put more garbage in her. Pinkie tries to fit as much candy in to Twilights destroyed butthole as she can. And Rainbow Dash put on a strap-on and started speedfucking Twilight's mouth knocking out some of her teeth.

"My little ponies," said a regal voice, "I have arrived."

"PRINCESS CELESTIA PLEASE HELP ME I AM GETTING RAPED TO DEATH!!!!!!!!" screamed Twilight. But Celestia just laughed lightly and kicked her teeth in.

"I'm sorry, Twilight. You're no longer my student," she said. "I don't teach retarded faggots."

"But I'm not retarded," said Twilight. "I'm not gay either!"

But then Princess Celestia took a big shit in her mouth, shutting her up.

"My little ponies." said Princess Celestia., "I hereby declare all garbage, bodily waste, and masturbatory activities shall be directed to pipes attached to Toilet Spackle until she gets huge and explodes because she was late handing in her friendship report and shit in Luna's tea!"

"AUGHDSHGSHDGDSHGSHGHSD" said Twilight

And so for the rest of her life Twilight Sparkle was Ponyville's toilet/clown because of the shit kept falling out of her prolapesd ass. She was chained to the library so she couldn't leave. But eventually she went insane and started enjoying it. She put on a clown wig and danced around singing. She survived for decades in spite of how she was forced to eat trash, shit, and cum to stay alive. Then when she was old and wrinkly, Celestia came and stomped on her head...After making a deal with Satan to send her to hell forever. THE END