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So there was a young colt. His name was Dave. Dave was very mysterious and awkward and had severe autism. Dave was red and black with strange markings all over his muzzle razor blades on his wings a totenkopf cutie mark and so much magical power that he could destroy the world and dan rather in less than 10 seconds oblong if he wanted to  so he held back all the time. Dave was afraid of hurting someone who was not clyde cash. Dave never met his parents. Dave grew up in an orphanage. Dave was despised by all the other orphans because he was mysterious and awkward. Dave had social anxiety because of it. Dave never talked to anyone and was shyer than Fluttershy. Dave is an oc okay.

One day. Dave was in Ponnyville to save everyone from his father. Who was actually Discord. But while he was doing that he saw another red and black alicorn who was the exact opposite of him. She was a worthless throwaway OC. She was created by anongladje to mock other writers. No. She was Mary Sue, the perfectest character a certain non-English-fluent chipskunk man from Mother Russia ever created. She was doing charity for the blind homeless children while writing a ballad about how wonderful friendship was. But everyone hated her because she was Mary Sue. :(

Dave saw a kindrid spirit in autistism. Because everyone else hated him too.

"OMG, Mary Sue!" he cried. Throwing his hoofhands into the air dramatically. "I am an red and black alicorn OC just like you! We're not sheep to the masses. We have transcended the fabric of original creational unreality and delved together into...a pool of love HA HA HA HA HA HAHA! I realized my special destiny when I was a young colt. It was the same moment my art teacher unfairly failed me because I drew Jewish furry scat porn as my final assignment. It was then that I set out to change the world and make it into one I approve of. I have kickstarted a revolutionary movement and we will not stand for this We will rise up and cry out in the name of change toward thinking patterns unless I don't agree with them" He blabbered on for ltiterally 8 hours because he had autism and did not know when to shut the fuck up.

But Mary Sue didn't agree bacause she was not autistic.

"Don't you see?" she asked. Because anongladje am making her a serious characters. "The world would be a perfect place if we all just stopped fighting! Why start a revolution when you can change things peacefully? There's always a way!" She got uncomfortable with how close Dave was because he had no concept of personal space and how he has an erection with his tiny penis from thinking of his moms shit. But she too polite to tell him.

"Come on baby let's do the vertical tango!!! btw that means sex HAHAHAHAHA!!!" said Dave romantautistically. "Oh by the way have you heard of Sonic the Hedgehog? Amy Rose really gets my rocks off. I masturbate to her every night before bed. Hey you should dress up as Amy Rose while I rub poo on your wings!!"

This creeped Mary Sue the fuck out so she ran away. But Dave followed her. He followed her home like the stalker freak he was.

"MARY PLS LET ME IN!!!!" he screamed as he jerked his red and black alicorn cock in front of her door. "I Will call the police if you don't let me in!!!!"

"YOU'RE STUPID GO AWAY!" yelled Mary while she silently wished Big Mac would come bash Dave's head in with his 16 foot horsecock and then fuck her silly on the kitchen counter.

But Dave intercepted her Mac Call with the power of anongladje and used it to break down the door instead.

"IT'S SONIC TIME!!!!" he howled like a psychopath.

"NO DAVE NO!!!!" Mary howled like a scared red and black alicorn mary sue about to be raped by an autistic meat calculator.

However Dave was autistic so he felt entitled to whatever he wanted. He got an angry face on his face instead of dealing with it like a normal person and kicked Mary Sue in her perfectly toned stomach. SHe threw up all her nothing at all because she was anorexic. Then he started creepily petting her mane because he was autistic. His breath smelled like rotten feces. Mary cried uncontrollably like a scared future rape victim as she slowly realized that she was about to get sexually assaulted by a sub-human meat calculator.

Dave went all goatse on her.by which I mean he stretched his own ass with his hoofhands to arouse himself. It was smelly and disgusting and poo fell out. Did you think this rape would be sexy? You thought wrong, faggot. Rape is a very serious problem and should not be joked about. Do you know how many innocent rapists are put away forever just for raping a virgin? Too many!!! that's how many.

So Dave took his hoof and jammed it into Mary Sue's tight pussypuss. Mary Sue wasn't a virgin because she had a tragic past of getting raped repeatedly at the orphanage. But she blocked all that out so this was like her first time anyway. And it was with a basement-dweller. Sob. Once Dave got his hoof into her he started fucking her furiously to destroying her ability to have children.

The retard put his misshapen horsecock in her butt without lube. She screamed and thrashed but it was no use because Dave was a fat autistic blob of shit and she was a pretty little alicorn princess thing. Speaking of shit, he got some on his cock because he went too deep. So he wiped it off on Mary Sue's face. The smell made him super horny so he put his cock in her vag without taking his hand out and started speedfucking her. When he was done (when his erectile dysfunction kicked in) her pussy was like 3x the size it used to be and her ass was distended and leaking poo.

Neighbors heard Mary's screams for help. But like Kitty Genovese she was ignored from being a universally hated bitch.

Dave threw a tantrum because Mary's areolas weren't the right shade of God kkknows what color. Dave cared about the color of her areolas because he was autistic and retarded and had OCD. Sadly his OCD did not cover smearing his own feces all over his body while stuffing pool balls up Mary Sue's urethra. Then he played pool by ramming a pool stick into her ass and impaling her colon.

As you can see, Dave was very autistic. He played with his own shit, raped women, and loved asses. But he was also autistic. So he took a pelican and rammed it beak first into Mary Sue's vagina. 99999999999Because autism. It is unexplainable otherwise. Dave printed off his horrible fanfics about having sex with Rainbow Dash. He rolled them up and shoved them all down his own urethra while humming the original Sonic the Hedgehog theme. Then he pretended that he was Sonic da hadghag.

"This is way past cool!" the retarded alicorn howled like the inhuman autistic animal he was faggot. so He started facefucking Mary Sue, forever destroying her vocal cords from his horrible aim. But then he got bored of that and decided to rape her in the vaginaa. The pelican attacked his penis mercilessly with its butthole. But he didn't care. He used his own blood and shit for lube because of his autistic frenzy. He decided to deposit his disgusting sperm inside Mary Sue and make her bear children (they would be defective wastes of oxygen too).

Mary Sue was basically out of her mind by then. She was insane. Coocoo. Loco in the coco. Drool poured out the side of her mouth. She cried like a bitch and realized everything she had ever done to help anypony was meaningless. Because Dave the Autistic Alicorn ruined her that night. Mary mourned the loss of her innocent way of seeing the world. But noboyd else did. :(

While dave was spreading more shit over the two of them with his 2 inch alicorn horn, she remembered that she could use magic too. So she did what any sensible neurottypical would do and anticlimactically snapped Dave's neck in half. Then she made his head explode. Then she made his balls melt. Then she chopped his dick in half and fed it to a pig.

Then she took an 8 hour long shower to get the poo, the stench of Dave and the feeling of violation off her. And during that shower, she cried.

They were tears of despair.