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So one day Fluttershy's shed sprouted 300 legs and walked away.

"OMG RARITY MY SHED RAN AWAY!!!" said Fluttershy while they were bathing in duck shit at the spa.

"PERHAPS IT WANTED TO GET LAID!!!" said Rarity while inserting a needle full of heroin into her clitoris.

"I MISS MY SHED!!!!" Fluttershy siad

"THERE THERE DARLING I'LOL MAKE IT BETTER."

So Rarity took Fluttershy home and stabbed her a bunch of times with pins until she went insane from the stress and didn't care anymore. But then Twilight found out and jumped to conclusions. She was like "Girls, we have to find Fluttershy's shed so she can stop being insane!!!"

They went out into the wilderness after they dropped Fluttershy off at an insane asylum to get buttraped and drown in her own drool.

Suddenly Fluttershy's shed jumped out of the attic and started raping Twilight with its 400 foot long shedcock!!

"AGGHAHGH HELP ME!!" shouted Twilight.

But she was only overheard by the Cutie Mark Crusaders. And they were all busy having sex with each other.kfedsf

The shed grew enormous proportions after assraping Twilight. It started rampaging through Ponyville and pissing on everypony while laughing its shedlaugh. Then it took a big shit on Sugarcube Corner, and Pinkie was so traumatized she started baking the shit into cupcakes because it made her a coprophiliac.

Rainbow Dash tried to stop it, but Fluttershy's shed broke her back and left her on the ground. Pinkie came and ate RD's poop out of her colon while masturbating with a dead blackman's severed cock.

Rarity tried to dig a hole under her house so she could molest Sweetie Belle in peace and maybe possibly start a pedophile colony that would survive the reign of Fluttershy's shed. But Fluttershy's shed took a leak on her house and flooded it and Rarity drowned.

So then Applejack lassoed it. This was retarded because it was a shed. So Fluttershy's shed shoved her into its urethra and masturbated until it came, shooting her out at 500 million miles per hour which was so fast she burned up and died.

Then Twilight came back because she had to stitch her gaping butthole shut and that took a while. She tried to write to Princess Celestia but Spike was busy swimming around in the piss pool and raping Rarity's dead corpse.

But then Twilight noticed that Fluttershy's shed was actually Derpy.

"LOLOLOOLOOLLOLOOOOOOL!!!" said Derpy as she raped Twilight to death.

The end