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by ANONGLADJE

Reprehensible My Little Dashie Parody

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So I was walking down main street after holding up a liquor store right? And I found this box. I thought maybe there was alcohol in it. So I opened it and found that there was Rainbow Dash in it instead.

"What the fuck is this!?" I screamed like a psychopath. "Why is there a My Little Pony cartoon pony thing in this box?!"

She didn't say anything so I hit her a few times and screamed "Answer me, bitch!"

But Dashie was just a little pony so she could only cry and hide from me. I bet she thought I would go away if she curled up into a ball and pretended to be dead. It was funny. I took her home to beat her some more because I had nothing better to do.

"This is all your fault," said I as I broke her wing in half like a pro. "I won't say I don't like doing this, but I wouldn't have to if you weren't such a horrible little ugly filly."

Dashie cried some more and tried to flap the mutilated appendage, but it was hanging sideways and  caused her too much pain to try it for long. So then she tried to give me one of her feathers. I think it's some pegasus apology ritual or something. She had this stupid hopeful smile on her face right up until I took out my lighter and burned it.

"You are not forgiven." I told her.

After beating Dashie for a while longer I went and got high on crack cocaine. Then I came back and beat her some more because it amused me. Once I said I would let her go if she could make it to the open door before I closed it. She made it. But only in time to have her leg snapped in half when I slammed the door on it. The betrayed look on her face made me hard.

Growing bored of watching her cry and look pitiful while I beat her and also because I love rape I went to the kitchen and got one of those big wooden spoons nobody uses anymore. I then rammed this into Dashie's underdeveloped filly vagina as hard as I could, breaking her hymen and probably her womb too. She screamed and cried and gave me looks like why why why?

"Shut up," I said smacking her. "You know you want it."

"I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE!" she screamed in her hysterical fillydash voice.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!" I yelled forcing the spoon so far into her I felt something pop. "WHY DIDN"T YOU TELL ME YOU COULD SPEAK BEFORE???"

But poor Dashie was crying too hard to reply so I just kicked her a few times because I could.

She tried to follow me when I went over to my tools. Because I broke one of her legs and both her wings. She was kind of limping/crawling after me sniffling pathetically. One of her eyes was swollen shut and she still had the last inch of the spoon sticking out of her cunt. It was a pretty funny sight tbh. She still thought it actually was her fault I was treating her this way. She probably thought I would stop if she did everything I wanted. But I was too lazy to play mind games with the little slut. So I took a screwdriver and inserted it into her asshole instead.

"This is going to hurt," I siad. She whimpered.

Then I eviscerated her anus by speedfucking her with the screwdriver. There was blood and shit everywhere when I was done. Dashie was bawling her eyes out and screaming for her mommy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha hah

I told her I raped her mommy and killed her even though I didn't because I'm a big fat liar. But she believed me. She believed me and tried to go into a fetal position again. Sobbing. But, I kicked her in her broken wing and she uncurled..

"Why are you doing this to me?" she asked me with her voice hoars from screaming so much.

And I said, "Because you are a bad filly and you aren't trying hard enough to be good."

"I promise I'll try harder," she whispered.

"Eh," I said. "I don't believe you, you little liar."

So then I pulled the spoon out of her and exposed my penis, which was very erect because I'm a sadist and I love to hurt living creatures and see the psychological damage I cause them.

Laughing like a maniac. I shoved my penis into her already abused twat and started fucking her mercilessly. She kept yelling "Help!" because I think somebody taught her to say that when a person tries to have sex with you and you don't want it. That's the only explanation I can think of for why she would be retard enough to yell that when my garage is soundproofed for the brutal rape-murders I carry out every Sunday.

Eventually, after violently fucking her pussy and her ass several time I decided to cum on her face. So I did that. It made her cry some more in humiliation and disgust

"How ya doin sunshine?" I asked mockingly. Dashie looked at me with her one eye that wasn't stuck shut with semen.

"I wanna go home," she told me. I laughed at her some more as I went and got some rope.

"This is your new home." The look of terror on her face made my dick spring right back up.

"Please! No! I'm a good filly! I'm a good filly!" she sobbed as I put the rope around her neck. "I want mommy and daddy and Fluttershy..."

Smiling as Dashie started to cry tears of despair, I said "You're never going to see your family and your friends again. I'm going to bring you down to my basement and I'm going to rape you whenever I feel like it."

So I did.

And then I went out and fagraped the narrator of My Little Dashie in the butt because I could.

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