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One day Pinkie was real bored. So she take a blowtorch and put it in her vagina to masturbate with it.

"OH OH OH!!!" she screamed.

Then she came and put the blowtorch away. But Twilight was watching secretly and said "Pinkie do not masturbate with a blowtorch it is bad for you to do that"

And Pinkie was like "Okay."

So everything was good.

Twilight went home to go read good wholesome literrapeture. Suddenly, FLUTTERSHY JUMPED OUT OF THE BUSHES WITH A 22 FOOT STRAP ON AND STARTED RAPING HER!!!!!!!!!

"NOOOO!" said Twilight. "MY VIRGINITY WAs PROMISED TO PriNCHESS CELESTIA!!!!!!!!!!"

"I dont care," said Fluttershy. "Your vagina belongs to Angel and I will do

The end