Love At First Night

"Come on, Spike, just try one!" Applebloom pleaded.

"No! They're disgusting and full of worms, no doubt!" He said crossing his arms.

"Oh come on!" She said, "That's an apple stereotype!"

"Your family or the so called 'fruit?' " He snickered.

Applebloom slugged Spike in the arm, "TRY.ONE."

"Again, family or fruit?"

"I'm going to hit you, Spike."

"I don't. Like. APPLES." He hissed.

"BUY.SOME.APPLES.SPIKE."

Applebloom tackled Spike down.

Slugging him hard, she whined.

"Buysomeapples, buysomeapples, BUYSOMEAPPLES."

"You're insaaaaaaaaane!"

Twilight sat in her room, nomming a peanut butter sandwich.

"NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM." She went.

"I won't even ask why you're doing that as you chew.." Spike said entering the room and collapsing to the ground.

"Because nom!" Twilight hissed.

"Is EVERYPONY insane today?" He asked.

"Sorry, Spike, but since Luna asked about social skills, I checked out a book on the modern pony's social life."

"You...Checked out..A book."

"Yeah, why would I not?" She asked quizzically.

"Because..We live.. IN a library."

Twilight stared at him blankly.

"Well-"

"No excuses." He said raising a claw.

"So...How did your date go?"

"I ate..Some Celestia-Damned...APPLES, godammit!"

"I hope that's literal."

"So do I.."

"WHAT?!"

"What did you say?"

"What did YOU say!"

"I have NO IDEA.."

Spike finally passed out with a loud THUD.

"Spike, answer me!!!"

Luna sat atop her chair inside her room in the Canterlot Castle.

She hummed quietly as she flipped open the journal.

Twilight had advised she keep a diary in which to talk about how she felt,

proclaiming it would help her let out any anger or secrets.

That it would help liberate her of any stress or distractions.

Tia concurred, revealing she too kept a diary.

So, Luna propped open the book and nabbed her quill.

She made a frown, unsure of what to write.

She decided to ask Tia.

Pulling up some parchment, she wrote:

Tia, I don't know what to write! :C

                  ,Luna

She giggled at the little face that appeared when one wrote an assembly of letters and symbols as such.

Sending off the letter, she awaited a response.

And a response she did get, and very quickly.

Luna unfurled the letter and giggled at it's contents:

How about you write on interrupting Royal Meetings? ':/

                   ,Celestia

Luna quite enjoyed seeing the little faces and how they...

How they allowed her to express herself!

Luna instantly grabbed her quill and began writing away at her journal with joy.

Dear Diary,

Today I made Tia upset. :(

She got all mad and made a face at me: ':/

I giggled but I felt bad for having interrupted a Royal Meeting.

I'll apologize to her because Tia is my sister and I should respect her! :)

I think I'll send her another letter.

But maybe later when she isn't in a meeting X)

See ya later, Diary! :D

Luna quite enjoyed her new found childish personality.

She figured being bottled up so much before had really taken toll.

She decided to write to Twilight and let her know how she felt.

Twilight paced the living room worrily.

" I'm sure he was just joking...Probably tired, that's it! But why would he be tired...Unless he-!

Oh this isn't helping."

Twilight stared curiously at Spike whom had only moments ago passed out, tired.

Suddenly he burped and a piece of paper stuck out of his mouth clumsily.

She picked up and read:

Dearest Twilight,

It is Luna. I wish to report to you a very recent social experience!

As you advised, I have taken to a diary my feelings, and..It was fun!

I quite enjoyed letting out my feelings in a more unprofessional way!

I found it quite and entertaining and believe I shall report my feelings to these things accordingly.

                    ,Luna

Twilight smiled, seeing Luna had been able to find herself something to do.

She nearly forgot what Spike said due to the giddiness of her success!

She pranced around happily and wrote about this victory in her own journal.

Just as she did, Spike came to...