Ponies, gears and chaos(no, not Discord's chaos)

The day started like it has for the last two weeks: Wake up at 3-5 in the morning, get on the IPad, read and pace. Then I went on a walk at noon. Saw 4 weird people walk up to me, with one of them, who looked like this guy

walking up to me then doing that Vulcan Neck Pinch, which in this case seemed to work on pain, and then I blacked out.

When I woke up, all I saw was purple and red. Every shade and hue, from almost white to the night sky. "Hello," said a voice behind me. I see a pink pony. No, not Pinkie, Screwball. I have a small idea of who she is, so I call what I think her name is. "Screwball?"

"Yep," she replies.

"Is this some kind of joke? Or am I going to be in Equestria? If so, are you going to be there, and what will I be."

"No, yes, as a voice in your head and you get to chose"

I turn my head to the new voice, and see something that proves where I am. He looks like a mix of Ulqiorra's first release, Grimmjow's release and a touch of Barrigan's release. Or just a winged genestealer mixed with Grimmjow. Still badass.

"Who are you? And is the the Warp of Warhamer 40K?" I ask

"My name is Teferi, the same as a character of a card game you played, and yes it is, so we need to get moving."

"Can I be a hybrid?" in regards to his 4th statement.

"If you want to be bored like me." Below me. If you know where I am, you shouldn’t be surprised. I look down and see an Astartes with what looks like wood growing out of the holes in his armor, which is colored a light brown.

I respond with this, "If you mean killing everything with ease, I'm looking for near immortality at the price of a loss of power."

"That is a no, I don't know enough about the world we're going to for that. If you list what you want or how it would work, then maybe." Buzzkill.

After a short conversation about how the lack of starving and magical traits would work, I got the assumed choice of a 5-way hybrid of windigo, changeling, dragon, altered griffin and pony. I also found out that the Astartes was named John, and Teferi was a genestealer hybrid.

"We can't get you all there, so you have to chose some things to forget, I know what I would chose." Below me. Again. John was in front of me now.

"I'm starting to get annoyed, so just get up here and explain."This is me being calm. You would want try to kill me if you saw me angry. Or be dead from me ripping veins and/or arteries out with my teeth.

"My name is Kratos, and I know you know who that is. In the game God of War, he's Greek demigod who kills most of the full gods. Granted power after his whole village was burned to the ground. If the second is true, I would chose to forget that too.

"Everything involving my life, Warhammer, biology, gearwork and 'quantum foam.'" For those of you who don't know, quantum foam is the term for the literal fabric of reality. Gravity bends it the same way as putting ball on a sheet. So with this statement, I forget particle physics, but remember time travel, teleportation and how to make something that looks like Discord in real life.

"So you have decided."

"The only thing that can make you remember is the Elements of Harmony, so there is no turning back"

"You chose good with what you are gonna be."

"One last note, if you get knocked out in a fight, I'll be in control."

"Then John if Kratos gets KOed, me if you still need to get something done and Screwball if all of us are out."

"Alright." Last word as a human. Should have made a quote.