Ponies, gears and chaos(no, not Discord's chaos)

I woke up in a forest. Likely the Everfree Forest. 'lets get to town and cause some mayhem with our freakish body'

'alright, your in charge'

'that or have Twilight do it for you'

'Don't go too far, I'm still tired of fighting'

'or let Pinkie give you a party first'

I walked for a while until I saw something that reminded me slightly of the Zerg. A field with odd bulbs in the ground, with timber-wolves laying around them. Probably growing timber-wolves. On the way I noticed that I somehow still had the odd fungal infection in my right foot, now a hoof. 'Lets see what happens when I give this to a timber-wolf' Will have to wait, but I can see what the wolves have.

'how can something made of wood have warts?'

'probably some kind of fungal infection, like in my foot' If you want to know what the infection does, it basically makes a callus on my big toe, and used to make the toenail swell to the point where I could make the toe bleed by peeling it open. I had to use a dog nail grinder to make it smooth. The grinder wore out doing it. Back to Equestria...

After giving the (pod?)wolf a few fungal infections to try making it slow and insanely hard to kill, I went on my way and found a hut, which I ignored. When I got out of the forest, it was just before dawn. The slight tint of yellow next to Canterlot gave it away. AD/HD lets me ignore sleep. I used the changeling part of me to look like a unicorn with a black coat and white mane, with the cutie mark being a pair of crocodiles crossed at the stomach, which I somehow have in my 'real' form. Walking into Ponyville, I saw nopony in the streets. Feeling something in the buildings, I assumed my emotion sensing was starting to work. Then I felt a LOT of it next to me without feeling it move to me. "Pinkie?" I expect.

"How do you know who Pinkie is? And how did you notice me." It's Dash. One does not expect Pinkie and be correct.

"You, her, Twilight, Applejack, Rarity and Fluttershy have all been on the papers." I take a reasonable guess.

"Still, how did you notice me. Are you a changeling?" At least she didn't say spy.

"If I was one, why would I tell you?" Snark. Hoping to get rage, for I can feed on hate.

"...Good point" Rainbow derp. First conversation and I already have a derpface.

"Which way to Sugarcube Corner? I would prefer to be ready for Pinkie."

"Ready for me? But then it wouldn't be a surprise."Again, one does not expect Pinkie.

I shift out of 'disguise', with my eye twitching. "How. I can tell there are exactly 1253 ponies in town, 534 of them are happy, 600 of them are having bad dreams and 119 are scared. HOW can you still sneak up on me? You make my head hurt just by being in town." She is made of feels, and she is at critical mass.

"What are you?" Dash asking a valid question. I have to answer this.

"I am a 5 way hybrid of windigo, changeling, dragon, altered griffin and pony. Basically a sane, relatively normal looking version of Discord." If she thinks thi-

"DISCORD?! WHO SENT YOU AND WHERE IS HE."...At least she doesn't think this is a dream.

"First, keep the anger under control, because I do get power from those hating me, second, I came here on my own, and third, Discord is still in stone, and the ones who got me this way are somehow stuck in my mind."

'good job, that is a fast answer'

"Wat." Pinkie Derp. WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!

"Let's ignore this happened and got on with the day." At this point, I could feel ponies waking up, so I need to stop this soon.

"okay..." Dash ignoring a major threat and Pinkie... being Pinkie...