Ponies, gears and chaos(no, not Discord's chaos)

by Vampony's Helper

Chapter three: The counter-derp.

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After making a Pinkie Promise to Twi that I would tell her what I was thinking, I started to head towards Fluttershy to see if I could get her to derp. After almost two hours of walking I saw her house.'you should have ran, you have no need for sleep and can't get exhausted' 'Finally you wake up, it's past noon' Knocking on the door, I here a squeak and feel a burst of fear. "C-come in," she stutters. I open the door and see what I think is the 'pod' wolf I infected. It's bigger, has a few flowers growing from the cracks and looks damaged from the swelling.'so this is a diseased timber wolf' 'it looks sad...' "What happened to this?" Asking for her opinion, so I know what she thinks. "I-i don't know, I've never seen something like this, but I hope it won't hurt the trees." 'are any of you doing something to her? she's not afraid of me''no, I would notice' "It can't hurt trees. At least on its own. I recognize the swelling and the color of the cracks, it's a type of fungal infection, a lot like the one I have in my hoof. I know because I made this version. It has to be eaten or wedged into a crack, making it impossible for a tree to get it." 'don't tell her what it does to porcupines. also, Teferi is off again' 'crap'


Chatting with Discord, round one

"So you can still see and speak to others in here?" It looked like they where in Discord's head, looking out of his eyes, which where windows. "Yep. Only do it to the guards though. It's fun watching them run around looking for ponies who aren't there."

"Sounds hard. Can you go into the dreams of others? Because I threatened Luna with letting you do that to her." Discord's eyes widened, then he smiled" On my own, no. If you did it to her, I can follow. Did you mention my fling with her sister?" Now Teferi smiled. "Yes, I did. She was surprised to see me leave her with the Nightmare for the rest of the day, too." Discord has now derped. "Run. Never stop, go to another reality, you can't survive her wrath. Even I fear her." Turning, Teferi showed Discord a Gin grin. "She can try to kill us. It won't work. 5,000 years of war does a lot for your skills."


'...Fluttershy, of all ponies, is the lean R63ed one...' 'even I wasn't expecting this. though I never got a good view...' 'dude, that's creepy' 'can I go posses a changeling?' 'only if it's mindless' 'okay...'

"What do you mean you made it?" Asked while still shocked. HE can wait. "You sounded like a mare..." Still shocked that I have to deal with this. "I get that a lot. Even dash, one of my best friends, thought that. When she found out, she wanted to date, but I told her I didn't want to.but twi on the other hoof... Then a little while later she found a Griffin, but I can't remember his name. " Wow. He wants Twi... "So... What's your name?" I need to know... "Fluttershy. Even more ponies mistake me for a mare because of that." 'wat' 'why''how' Well then... "You still didn't answer my question. What do you mean you made it?" 'truth?' 'partly' "I made it by altering the fungal infection in my hoof, the reason why I did it was to see what happened." 'good enough'

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