Ponies, gears and chaos(no, not Discord's chaos)

After a few hours of wandering and chatting, I started to notice a group of slightly nervous ponies at what I assumed to be Sugercube Corner.'thats probably the party''if you feel someone scared of you, ask about the wedding. if they freak out, zap them''that makes a bit of sense...'With that little chat, I went to the group. As I expected, it was Sugercube Corner. Walking in, I was met with a LOT of shouting.

"SURPRISE"

124 ponies in one building... A few are scared, so I'll have to mention the wedding an-

"What happened to your hoof? It looks awful." Rarity, the first thing she noticed was the bad hoof, as expected.

"It's a fungal infection, had it my whole life. Impossible to get rid of without removing my hoof." As far as I remember, that is not a lie. Will need to be careful with Applejack. 'agreed''where are the others, anyway?'they're sleeping' Ignoring the illogical statement, I found Twi in the crowd and walked over to her. "Twilight Sparkle, student of Celestia, right?" Using some of my foreknowledge to make the 'act' easer.

"Yes, and who are you? Pinkie didn't get your name, which is odd, because she knew my name when I got here." Crap. Need a name... something to do with balance... Latin, please remain dead here. "Malum Necesse" If she knows it...

"...Where are you from?" 17-24 year old body, AD/HD and autism. "I forgot, I've been traveling a long time. It probably isn't on any maps now..." Tragic past, possible foreigner, old African symbol for balance as my cutie mark. 'that was a bit to fast, but it works' "Oh... Too small, or did something happen?" Twi is making it easy on me. Almost as easy as it was for the changelings... "Both. A lot of ponies moved away, but I can't remember why." '10 or 12 years is good enough to forget why, right?''it should work' "How can you forget something so important?" Again, Twi, you are far too naive to be awesome. "I wasn't really paying attention, just followed the road to a city. Can't remember the name of it..."'you're setting yourself up for a breakdown''not enough detail? if so, try to get Teferi up so he can help'He's messing with Luna. I don't know how, but try to stay away from her' Crap. Runaway daemon, getting ready for a shitstorm.

Teferi, messing with Luna in her dreams, round one.

"What are you?!?! Answer, or We will destroy you!!!" "When you say We, do you mean you and her? He points to the Nightmare, who looks shocked to see Luna "How did you get me in here? I'm supposed to be a mood swing given a mind of its own." "I thought you two could use a chat, if you still hate each other, then I'll get Discord a pass for this." "You DARE threaten me with that fool!?!" Luna, seeing the Nightmare present, dropped the Royal We, so the Nightmare will be confused and Luna will be ANGRY. "Little Lulu has a crush? I thought it was your sister that had a fling with him." Totally unprepared for such info, Luna went wide-eyed at the news that this thing know her sister was once involved with Discord. "How do you know of our sisters folly?" "I can see through time. And your memories."

Back at the party

'...On second thought, he's probably fine' 'Luna, on the other hand, has some problems' "You've been staring at the snack table, is something wrong?" 'Twi, y u no see it for 5 minutes?' "Just thinking about something. I'll tell you after the party." 'lets see, I still need to confuse Rarity, Fluttershy and Applejack' 'then you better get started, because we have a goddess coming for my non-existent head' 'and this is why I worry' Basic multitasking lets me be unnoticed by snacking while monologuing. "You said that fungal infection was impossible to get rid of, how much have you tried?" Rarity, you are next on the list. "Grinding it down to the point where I was unable to walk, dipping it in weedkiller, ripping it open until I couldn't feel my leg and even cutting it off. I would have to rip my leg off to get rid of it." IRL, all I did was the grinder. And ripping it off. "How did it grow back after you cut it off?" mix of shock and derp. Good enough. "I cut the hoof off down to the root. When it grew back from being removed with a rusty knife, it was still infected." 'you're messed up' 'I know. I also sense a lack of Fluttershy...' I got used to her 'feel' after using her as a landmark for 5 hours. And Rarity walked away...

"Howdy, my na-" Interrupt because of incoming Luna. "-me is Applejack, Element of Honesty and I can't remember off the top of my head whether it's you, your brother or Granny Smith who legally owns Sweet Apple Acres." 'and now I have one left' 'Fluttershy will require you to use a little... persuasion' 'if you mean changeling, NO, it is a sin to harm her, and that is one of the few sins I will not preform'