My Little Brony: Chaos is Magic

.....Well....I SUPPOSE I should get ready for the day......

I drag my feet up the stairs as I make my way to the bathroom.....A change of clothes is probably also what I need...

"Twi! I need clean clothes...."

I complain to Twilight as I hug the doorway of her room, Twilight of course running around and making sure she has everything for the Picnic.

"Screwball said she got some clothes for you over there..."

Twilight pointed her hoof at the bed...different stacks of pants,shirts, and boxers lined up....

"Hmmm....28 X 32.....Screwball knows my pants size.....and-"

SQUEE!

I am astonished to see all my good shirts from Home....

Gears of War, COD Zombies, Halo stuff.....All my video game shirts are here, my band shirts, and my funny shirts....

The front says "You Are A Creation Of God".....and then on the back of the shirt it says; "When he was on meth..".

"Heh, I'll just take a random outfit..."

I sigh to myself as I pick up a shirt, a pair of jeans, and boxers....

Well...off to da shower....

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"So then they said, Come back when our shows over and we'll talk!"

"WOW DASH! That's the most interesting rejection from the Wonderbolts I've ever head!"

....

Derpy and Dash have a conversation outside while I take my shower.....

DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!

"Soooo, anypony know exactly why we're having a Picnic for Celestia?"

"Beats me...All I know is if I was ruler of Equestria, I wouldn't be having these silly get togethers..."

Screwball sighed to Vinyl, both of them not really giving a crap about this event today...

"Oh come on! Everypony is going to be there...We might as well try to have fun..."

Lyra commented.....Both Screwball and Vinyl staring back at Lyra with a blank facial expression....

"Geez....I wonder what Orion sees in her..."

"She won't be here too long..."

Screwball giggled as she rubbed her hoofs in an EVIL gesture.

"Oh great...Here comes another buzzkill...."

Screwball giggled to herself as Twilight trotted out from the Library....

"Come on girls, we have to take this basket and set up the blanket at...."

PSHH!

"Fields by the Everfree Forest....Got it..."

Screwball sighed as she teleported the basket, a poof of a pink cloud and smoke guaranteeing the basket's transport.

"We need someone to set it up too...."

PSSSH!

Screwball teleported Twilight too....

"Well I say that problem figured itself out..."

SQUEE!

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"Oh yeah! Look at that short brown hair....A cool ACDC shirt....and nice clean Levi jeans...."

I look in the mirror and comb my short thick hair, kinda like a Beatles haircut....

It's all about PEMDAS....

PLEASE
EXCUSE
MY
DOPE
ASS
SWAG

....I sure haven't shaved in a while ...

I rub my chin and cheeks to feel stubble....I sure hope Twilight has a razor....

"Pink....?"

I open the mirror cabnet....a pink razor next to.....THERE'S NO SHAVING CREAM!

DAMN....

I guess I'll just have to shave without shaving cream and hope not to cut myself....

"I can help you with that..."

...

I turn around and look down to see Screwball sitting there.....well more like standing there....on all four hoofs....

"Ancient magic secret...."

Screwball giggled as she put her hoof on my chin and slowly rubbed from one cheek to the next....

"There! No blood....at least I hope not..."

SQUEE!

I look back in the mirror and see a very excellent job! No stubble and I still have my starter stache....ONE DAY...I will grow an incredible mustache...but until then...WHATEVER...

"So have you heard about this boring Picnic today...?"

Screwball sighed as she sat down on the edge of the bathtub...her legs crossed....

"Well, yeah....I don't necessarily want to go, but I think not showing up to something with Celestia is kinda like Terrorism....or Atheism..."

"Aww...do we really have to go?"

Screwball pouted as tears began rolling down her cheeks...

"We won't stay for that long..."

SQUEE!

Screwball jumped in my arms and wrapped her legs around my waist, a happy grin spreading across her face...

"Can you hold me the whole walk?"

Screwball smiled up at me....those crazy wavy circles in her eyes cycling faster....

MUST....EAT.....

"Good boy....I can tell someone's hungry..."

Screwball giggled as I sat her down on the edge of sink counter...her cute little legs spread open wide.

I put my hands on her legs and held them open as I put my mouth up to her pussy...the sweet smell of vanilla emitting as I opened her lips with my fingers...

"SLLLLCH! SLLLCH!"

I slowly ran my tongue inside her walls....the stringy warm precum piling on my tongue as I cleaned her pussy...

"You wanna make me cum? Dontcha?"

Screwball seductively asked as she stared down at me....me just wiggling my tongue at the roof of her pussy...

"HUH!"

Screwball gasped loudly as my tongue licked her G-spot....the sensitive nub being harshly licked as I tasted more and more sweet Vanilla...

TASTES LIKE VICTORY....

I blushed and shoved my middle finger in her pussy as I continued licking....I wanted Screwball to get what she wanted...

"Ohhh! Keep eating....This is too good!"

Screwball sighed out as she laid her head back, still no cum...but I'll just try harder!

SLLLLCH! SLLLLLLLCH!

I gave her G-spot a long, harsh lick....This causing Screwball to gasp loudly....heavy breathing following as splurts of thick white cum filled my mouth.

"Ohhh, it's all for you...."

Screwball closed her eyes and moaned quietly as the sugary cum kept oozing out....Of course I had to eat all of it...

IT WOULD BE RUDE NOT TOO....
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Eventually....after eating, I hugged Screwball tight...carrying her as I made my way outside the Library...

There I see Dash, Derpy, Vinyl, and Lyra...smiling greatly as they saw me.

"Come on! We have to get to the Picnic before Celestia gets there."

Dash trotted...everypony else following as I just stood there holding Screwball....

"I suppose if we wanna show our "honor" to Princess Celestia, we better give her this.."

Screwball levitated a tall Chocolate frosted cake....I guess she's right....Celestia does like sweets....

I hope!