My Little Brony: Chaos is Magic

by The Unknown Brony

This Picnic is Ruining Our Ants

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"MMMWAH!"

I continued walking behind the herd of mares, Screwball pretty much getting all my attention...

"You know I could teleport us there, but I'd rather have you carry me some more..."

Screwball giggled as I stared down at her....so cutely cradled in my arms as her blushing face came closer...

"Just let me warm up my tongue..."

Mmmnghm...

I continued walking as Screwball locked lips with mine, her tongue noisily sloshing around in my mouth as the sticky saliva drenched my tastebuds.

"Awww, when can I get a turn?"

I heard Derpy sigh as she had a sad confused look on her face....I knew I couldn't just deny her like that....

Mmmneh...

Screwball slowly unlocked lips from mine, the thread of saliva dripping down her chest...

"Derpy, I promise I'll kiss you when we get to the picnic..."

"Yay!"

Derpy giggled and turned around, continuing to walk happily...

"Now...where were we?"

I look back at Screwball as I finished that statement...Screwball grinning greatly as her face mashed with mine, her legs now wrapped around my waist and her hoofs latched onto my head...

"Mmmhn...Yummy...."

Screwball sighed as she sucked on my tongue, the delicious warm spit flowing my mouth more and more...

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"SLLLLLCH!!!!"

Screwball put her hoofs on my cheeks and firmly hugged my face as she kissed my tongue in a powerful last move...

Obviously arriving at the Picnic area....and to my surprise...I know this place...

"Hearts and Hooves Day? The Mysterious Mare Do Well? Parasprites? Of course this place looks familiar..."

Screwball giggled as we walked around the grassy fields....plenty of ponies and festivity going on...

"Oh! There's Twilight!"

Dash said as she pointed at Twilight...far off from the cluster of happy ponies...sitting on a red and white checkered blanket.

"Damn...she's also with Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy...This won't be pretty..."

I nervously think to myself as I approach the picnic blanket....Screwball setting down the chocolate cake on a shiny silver plate already prepared....Only the best for Celestia!

"Howdy yall, there sure are alot of new friends Twi..."

Applejack sighed as I set down Screwball to the left of me....Derpy immediately jumping in my arms as I sat down on the blanket.

"Don't you think all this is a little much, darling?"

Rarity asked Twilight, both Applejack and Fluttershy turning towards Twilight...

"No...I think both Orion and I are mature enough to give enough love for the other mares."

"Yeah! I could care less about the other mares he's with...as long as I get to spend time with him, it's cool."

Dash agreed with Twilight as she rubbed her cheek up against mine in a playful manner.

"I don't think it's bad...As long as everypony is nice and gets along with eachother."

Fluttershy quietly murmured...looking at me as she spoke...a blush from her as she put her hoof on her mouth...

I don't think I could ever corrupt a pony as nice as Fluttershy....That'd be too bad...

"Besides...Princess Celestia says it's good to experiment with new things..."

Twilight blushed as she looked at me...a certain smirk on her face telling me to expect....well...at that moment Celestia showed up.

All eyes were up at Princess Celestia as her guard pegasai slowly descended the royal cart...

I nervously looked around as all the other ponies on the field bowed down to the mighty god...her large white wings expanded out as the sun glowed behind her.

"That's quite all right..."

Celestia decreed, all the ponyfolk getting up from their legs and continuing whatever the hell they were doing.

"Ah, Twilight Sparkle, my most famed and successful pupil...I have heard of your recent entries of love..."

Celestia turned towards me...a raise of her left eye and a smirk indicating a playful mood.

"I bestow upon a task for you, Orion..."

Celestia pointed her hoof toward the golden chariot...all I could manage to see was the end of a horn...a blue unicorn?

"Please sister, don't be afraid to meet your Coltfriend..."

...COLTFRIEND!?

"I do apologize for the inconvenience, but my sister Luna as been watching you for some time now...and well....I do think it's time she be..."

Celestia smirked again and looked away...I could tell what she was implying...

"I have to go and do some work in Germaney...Damn Germanes up to no good again...."

Celestia cringed and raised her hoof up in the air, Princess Luna finally arriving up to me...

"...HELLO THERE,FAIR GENTLECOLT!!"

Luna yelled to me in the traditional Canterlot voice...not too soon after she blushed and apologized...

"Oh, sorry...I'm still getting used to speaking in the normal Ponyville voice..."

Luna sighed....still constantly staring at me....

"Tell me Orion, would it be "alright" if we took a walk through the Everfree Forest?"

....

I looked toward the other mares sitting by me...each of them staring at me and nodding their heads...

I look to Twilight, nodding her head in agreement...

...If she said okay, I might as well....

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