Trottingham University

That dinner last night was delicious, you had a great Christmas this year, the first one you had in a while. The thing is that you didn't expect to see at your house was both Headmistress Celestia and Luna, they were invited by your mom to come. Sadly, all good things come to an end, and you left to go back to your dorm early in the morning. It was fun to be honest, and your mom actually let you drink some of her champagne for the first time. She had a full wine cellar in the basement, full with all sorts of alcohol and spirits. This is also the first time you saw both Celestia and your mother drunk at the same time, it was hilarious beyond recognition.

"Ah, fuck headaches." You say to yourself, you were surprisingly very resistant to headaches. You were resistant to pain in general, you were lucky for that.

Your phone vibrated, and the Old Spice jingle came on again. You take it out of your pocket and see who had texted you.

Last night was pretty spectacular, don't you think?
Celestia? how'd I get ur number?
I put it in ur phone when you fell asleep.
A bit creepy, don't you think?
Your godmother has to keep in touch with you somehow. I also put Luna's number in there too. if you two want to chat. ;)
You always have to find a way to make fun of me. Don't you Tia?
Don't forget Luna too. I need to go, I'll see you later.

It was pretty awkward that the Headmistress was also your godmother, and close friend too. Besides that she was always the fun one to be around, she knew what made you tick. In a way it made you feel uncomfortable, but it also had its perks. You come back to your dorm room, and you did not expect to see what was inside.

Inside, you found Pinkie and Rainbow sprawled across your living room floor, both of them had headsets on, and your personal stash of late night energy drinks were gone. You stacked their unconscious corpses on top of one another and slung them over your shoulder. They were very much asleep, because both of them were snoring rather loudly. You bring them back to their own dorm room and you put both of them onto Rainbow's bed. You clean up whatever mess they made and then some, you see on the television screen that they were playing Resident Evil. Resident Evil was a fun game for co-op, killing zombies and trolling your partner by "accidentally" shooting them in the ass, as well as other ways to troll too.

"Well, fuck. You have forced my hand Rainbow." You bring out a black marker and draw a mustache on Rainbow's upper lip. You draw a monocle on Pinkie's left eye as well.

"Guess I haven't lost my touch." You haven't brushed up on your drawing skills for a very long time.

You go back to your dorm and pull out a chest from your closet, and you take out your secret, secret stash of hidden energy drinks. You always had extra, just in case you had any friends over or something. You hear a knock on your door, and by the sound of that knock, that person was angry. You opened your window, just in case you needed to bail, you have no regrets having your room on the second story, it just makes it that much more epic. You opened the door and it was Twilight surprisingly, she did not look like she was in a good mood either.

"Uh, hi Twilight. Something on your mind?" You ask.

"How did Spike get one of your energy drinks? Look at the poor thing!" Spike was on the floor, jittering and shuttering with no means of stopping.

"Well, just so you know. I just came home, and you can blame Pinkie or Rainbow for giving that to Spike." You respond.

"Are those drinks even allowed on campus?" She asks, you shrug and let her in.

"How did you know where my dorm is anyways?"

"Celestia, I am her personal student after all."

"Celestia personally teaches you? Wow, Tia sure knows how to pick 'em."

"What did you just say?!"

"I said, 'Tia sure knows how to pick 'em.' Why do you ask?" Twilight grabs you by the shoulders.

"You can't just go around and disrespect the Headmistress like that!" She looked kind of angry, you shrug her off of you and try to explain.

"I call her Tia all the time." Twilight was ready to pull her hair out.

"That doesn't explain anything..." She deadpanned.

"She's my godmother, she doesn't care." Twilight was surprised at this, you chuckle as a blush started to appear on her face.

"I have proof too, but you're gonna have to ask my Mom for photographic proof." You explained. You pop open a bottle of Snapple and took a swig. While you did that Twilight got up and left.

"I'll see you in Psychology. Don't be late again either."

"Twilight, you worry too much. I'm always late!" You respond, and she facepalmed. She slams your door shut, you lay back on your couch and took another sip of tea.

"Dafuq is wrong with this school?" You say to yourself. Another text came up from your phone, and you take it out and saw that it was Luna.

You want to go out to see The Hobbit with me?
Just us?
Oh no, it's with Tia and Twilight as well.
Sure, I got nothing to do
The fun has been quadrupled!
I'm going to go get ready now...
We'll pick you up at 8!

You were going to see a movie, with your two godmothers, and one of your friends from school. What could possibly go wrong?

A few hours later...

"Thanks a lot. Now we can't see the rest of the movie!" Twilight yelled at you. You had gotten them kicked out because some asshole in front of you wouldn't move his big ass head. It was definitely worth cussing him out, because it doesn't happen often when you get the chance to cuss someone out.

"Well, here. You can go see it another time." You take out a chunk of change and hand it to Twilight. Luna and Celestia though, they were okay with it, they actually found it kinda funny.

"Sorry about that, but thanks for taking me!" You were dropped off back at your dorm parking lot, where Rainbow was waiting for you.

"You. Are. Gonna. Die." She had that look in her eyes with the means to literally kill someone.

Your eyes widened in horror as she started to come closer. Pinkie was also there, and she scared the shit out of you by jumping on your back and getting you by the neck. You started to run, and Pinkie slowly slipped off of you, laughing and giggling as she was following Dash.

"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Shit. Shit. Shitshitshitshitshitfuckfuckfuckfuck!" She was getting closer, but you remember that you had something in your pocket.

A 5 hour energy to be precise. You quickly chug it down as its effects take hold. This thing was like a powerup to you, because it didn't only make you last five hours, but it also makes you hyper as fuck. You were starting to lose her, and she eventually gave up, you shakily bring your hand to your face to wipe off sweat.

"I will. Get. You!" You hear her yell, and you let out a nervous chuckle.

You head back to your dorm and lock the door. You looked at the time, and it was about midnight already, you regret taking that shot of 5 hour energy because now you couldn't sleep.