Rainbow had been trying to get inside of your room for a good half hour now, you were lucky you had deadbolts as locks. You were pretty much stuck between a rock and a hard place, because you couldn't get out of your room. There were two ways you could get out, the window, and your door. You were on the second story, so the window option was risky, and right now Rainbow was blockading your door, so that was also risky. It's either facing Rainbow and probably get raped in the ass, metaphorically, or some broken bones. It was a tough decision, and Rainbow seemingly had a battering ram now, in which she was using Pinkie. You could tell by all the laughing coming from the sadistic pink woman, and the giggles between hits.

"Fuck it, broken bones it is." You raise your hands up looking like you gave up.

You put on some clothes to make you go all Assassin's Creed style, a hooded jacket with jeans. Today was just your luck, it had been snowing heavily last night since you got home, and it hadn't stopped just yet. You open your window and look back to see that Rainbow broke through your door, you look down at the ground and measure the distance as fast as you could while under pressure.

"I hope it's as easy as it looks." You take a leap of faith, and you swan dive gracefully into the snow. Rainbow leaned out the window with an angry fist, man she was pissed.

You brush yourself of snow and head out into the main building of the school. You knew that she knew that you would come back to your dorm. You had all your stuff back there, and Rainbow was probably playing with it. You pretty much learn everything you know about being anonymous from the AC games, because when you go into hiding, no one could ever find you. A lot like Pinkie, if you two had a hide and seek contest though, you would most likely lose, due to the fact that Pinkie had some sort of Harry Potter magics.

"Hey! Come back here!" You turn around to see who was yelling. It was Twilight, and someone was running away from her, and coincidentally right at you. The supposed thief pushes you aside and keeps on running, Twilight bent down and was breathing heavily. The other thing was is that she was also smiling, which was weird for a theft situation.

"Well don't just stand there! Go after 'em!" Your brain was doing everything for you, your legs were moving on their own and arms swinging violently.

You actually managed to catch up to him and you force him to the ground, with your hand on his back as if you had a hidden blade. Assassin's Creed was fun to mess around in, especially assassinating while sprinting. The one that you forced to the ground got back up and spit out snow and water from his mouth. Twilight caught up to you and perched herself on your back, you were bent over from running so fast so suddenly.

"B.B.B.F.F. give me back my books." She was stern with the guy you pretended to assassinate.

"C'mon Twily, lighten up. You need to get out more, I can't see you like this cooped up in your room all the time." You could tell the resemblance.

"Twilight, what did I tell you about pulling all nighters reading books?" You scold her, she had an immediate blush on her face.

"Oh? What about all nighters I hear?" The stranger said, Twilight got all worked up and left the scene, leaving you alone with the stranger.

"Well, thanks for that. I'm Shining Armor by the way, Twilight's older brother." You shake his hand.

"Hey, I'm... that guy..." You didn't let just anyone know your name, unless the situation called for it.

"C'mon, we're pretty much bros now. At least give me your name." He patted you on the back. Hard.

"Fine! It's-" You got cut off by a familiar THUMP!

"I told you I was gonna get you!" There was a chunk of snowball stuck to your face, and Rainbow had many more, and ones that were packed so hard that they were almost solid ice.

"See you later Shiny, I gotta bail!" You run into the snowstorm and deeper into the courtyard. In this blizzard it was pretty much a maze, and the bad thing was Rainbow got reinforcements.

"OH COME ON!" You yell, and that song started to play in your head. There was also a timer in your line of sight, it had the word, "ALERT," on it. Next thing you know you were backed into a corner, by all six girls too no less. They were all chasing you for some unknown reason, you were a likable person but this is ridiculous.

"Why are you even chasing me?" You ask the deranged psychopath.

"You're cute when you're scared." Rainbow pokes your nose.

"Uh-oh!" You say in a deep raspy voice, you pointed in front of you. All six of them fell for it, and the next thing you knew, you were GONE!

"I'm so gone right now! You don't even know how gone I am!" You hopped the fence behind you and bolted back to the dorm. You locked everything, the broken door was put up with your quick cartoonish carpentry skills, and barricaded with 2x4's and multiple locks.

"Girls... what am I to do about girls?" You ask yourself, you had a, "God help me." as an expression. After five minutes you get seriously bored inside of your room, and you couldn't go out in fear that Rainbow would be waiting for you out there.

You get out both your Just Dance and Dance Central CD's, you were itching to get a little bit of dancing in before you go back to cowering in fear. Plus, it was still the break, and it was good exercise while you weren't in athletics, you gotta work off that Christmas dinner somehow.

After a few more songs you got sore. There was a knock on your door though, you slowly got up to avoid further pain from your soreness. It was Rainbow, but she looked rather passive than she normally is with you.

"I wanna say I'm sorry. For earlier, I kinda overreacted." She rubbed the back of her head.

"Sorry for what? Overreacted to what?" You had no idea what she was even mad about.

"You don't know? Of course you don't. Well, I heard rumors that you were the one who drew penis graffiti in the girls' locker room!" You had a good guess of who actually did done do it, because you would never have done such a thing.

"Rainbow do you happen to know where Blueblood's dorm is?" You ask innocently.

"He's in building A, why?"

"Oh no reason, I just want to teach him a thing or two about respect." You crack your knuckles and pop the vertebrae in your neck.

Author's Note

Uh-Oh! So many Christmas Presents!